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#741 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 14 May 2023 - 07:27 AM

View Postworry, on 14 May 2023 - 12:46 AM, said:

I'd say more power to you, but that's what killed the Czech guy.





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Posted 23 May 2023 - 08:52 PM

Umm, you read that right. Video and all ...

Trampoline filmed being driven on top of car down main road in the US
Drivers couldn’t believe their eyes when they spotted a car travelling down a main road carrying an obscure item on its roof.

https://www.news.com...479541f9a1adecc
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 24 May 2023 - 01:50 PM

View PostTsundoku, on 23 May 2023 - 08:52 PM, said:

Umm, you read that right. Video and all ...

Trampoline filmed being driven on top of car down main road in the US
Drivers couldn't believe their eyes when they spotted a car travelling down a main road carrying an obscure item on its roof.

https://www.news.com...479541f9a1adecc



What could possibly go wrong?
*cue mental sequence where accident happens, car flips, bounces off trampoline, pulling trampoline with it, continues down highway wreaking havoc*
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Posted 28 May 2023 - 06:18 AM

More from the "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes" files ...

Chinese influencer Sanqiange dies after drinking seven bottles of Baijiu
A content creator has died after attempting an online challenge involving consuming an enormous amount of exceptionally strong alcohol.

https://www.news.com...2988d496b23f506
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 28 July 2023 - 11:21 PM

Ummm ... ok ... :ermm:

Man spends $22,000 to become a border collie dog
A Japanese man who spent more than $20,000 to become a dog has taken his first walk and made some canine friends.

https://www.news.com...2cbcc257e4ff746

(Note: it's a pretty decently made dog suit)
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 16 September 2023 - 10:10 PM

More 'Straya

‘Snake in the grass’: Highly venomous intruder bizarrely delays AFLW game
Saturday’s AFLW game between GWS and Richmond was bizarrely held up due to a venomous snake intruding the ground.

https://www.news.com...4145838354c7752

Meh, it was only a red-belly black snake. Those will make you sick but not much more unless you have pre-existing conditions. Plus it was a baby.
The only baby snakes you have to be wary of here are baby Brown snakes because they have the same amount of venom as adults, but no control when they bite so they'll blow the whole load, so to speak.

The good thing about red-belly black snakes is apparently they'll keep most other snakes away.
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 29 October 2023 - 07:01 AM

The very definition of "oversharing": :p

https://www.news.com...b68cf003a3f8877

British op shop exposes gross sex toy problem among charity stores
A popular charity store has issued an urgent plea to those who donate, revealing shops are being flooded with discarded “marital aids”.
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 01 November 2023 - 08:39 PM


This post has been edited by worry: 01 November 2023 - 08:39 PM

They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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Posted 25 January 2024 - 12:38 PM

Now this guy deserves a 21 butthole salute. :sick: :huh:

Excessively farting passenger forces American Airlines flight to turn around
A “disgruntled” passenger aboard a flight from Arizona to Texas reportedly went on a farting spree, forcing the plane to return to the gate.

https://www.news.com...63a7d781088ad1f
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 25 January 2024 - 02:34 PM

Is the amount you have to fart correlated to how gruntled or disgruntled you are?
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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Posted 25 January 2024 - 09:39 PM

Dunno, maybe it's a cabbage thing? But there's a Gruntle joke in there somewhere for the more comedically inclined among us ...
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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