[Tsundoku]

Malankazooie, on 14 April 2022 - 09:10 PM, said:

Dummy shoves 4-pound dumbbell in anus, needs emergency surgery 2 days later

Brings literal meaning to "get the lead out."

Also, not sure how you reach in with your forearm on a human, but where there's a will there's a way I suppose.

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Left with no other recourse, the team opted for "manual extraction," which involved the surgeon reaching in with their "forearm" and yanking out the foreign body like a backed-up steer.

Meanwhile, in Switzerland ...

https://www.complex....rbation-session

Man Lands in ICU With Lung Injury After Aggressive Masturbation Session

This post has been edited by Tsundoku: 14 April 2022 - 11:20 PM

[Malankazooie]

McGenius.



The sheriff gets rolling about 0:40 seconds in.

I love quirky local news clips. Also, Florida, you so cray.

[Malankazooie]

Aw, she just wants to sun herself. Build a better boat.

[Tsundoku]

This is not a headline you would see often:

https://www.news.com...401ed31d344c7a0

Runner is furious after his dreams are crushed by his own penis

[Malankazooie]

Malankazooie, on 03 August 2022 - 04:25 PM, said:

Aw, she just wants to sun herself. Build a better boat.

Humans suck.

https://www.nbcnews....s/amp/rcna43025

[Tsundoku]

Meanwhile, in Texas ...

https://www.news.com...ea527f448b7b85b

‘World’s most extravagant’ vibrator stolen in sex shop heist
A $14,000 Swarovski crystal-encrusted vibrator was stolen in Texas sex shop heist.

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Things must be getting a bit desperate in the great state.

[Malankazooie]

What up with that chess cheating scandal? Not providing a link; easily searched.

Buttnugget4 to Dingleberry6? Queen's Gambit? More like Queef's Ham Bits.

[Aptorian]

Well, if it's easily searched...???

[Azath Vitr (D'ivers]

'Vegan Meat Boss Tried to Cannibalize Man's Nose: Cops

[...] Beyond Meat COO Doug Ramsey [Bolton?] [...] in an Arkansas parking garage after a college football game [...] a Subaru "inched its way" out in front of Ramsey's Bronco, connecting with his tire[...] Punching through the back windshield of the other vehicle, Ramsey pulled the driver "in close and started punching his body," [...] then "bit the owner's nose, ripping the flesh on the tip."'

Beyond Meat Boss Arrested After Trying to Cannibalize Man's Nose: Cops

This post has been edited by Azath Vitr (D'ivers: 20 September 2022 - 02:44 AM