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Posted 14 April 2022 - 11:07 PM

View PostMalankazooie, on 14 April 2022 - 09:10 PM, said:

Dummy shoves 4-pound dumbbell in anus, needs emergency surgery 2 days later

Brings literal meaning to "get the lead out."

Also, not sure how you reach in with your forearm on a human, but where there's a will there's a way I suppose.

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Left with no other recourse, the team opted for "manual extraction," which involved the surgeon reaching in with their "forearm" and yanking out the foreign body like a backed-up steer.





Meanwhile, in Switzerland ...

https://www.complex....rbation-session

Man Lands in ICU With Lung Injury After Aggressive Masturbation Session

This post has been edited by Tsundoku: 14 April 2022 - 11:20 PM

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