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#701 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 02 October 2021 - 12:21 PM

Recent weird news: (1) There's a clown shortage in Northern Ireland, and (2) There is something called restless anal syndrome. Are these two things related? Shit, hell if I know, but Bing it. It can't just be a coincidence, right?
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#702 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 02 October 2021 - 01:10 PM

View PostMalankazooie, on 02 October 2021 - 12:21 PM, said:

Recent weird news: (1) There's a clown shortage in Northern Ireland,


Well Congress and Parliament seem to have a surplus so maybe some export could be arranged?

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and (2) There is something called restless anal syndrome. Are these two things related? Shit, hell if I know, but Bing it. It can't just be a coincidence, right?


https://www.dailymai...-condition.html

Scientific version:

https://bmcinfectdis...879-021-06683-7

This post has been edited by Tsundoku: 02 October 2021 - 01:11 PM

"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

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Posted 06 October 2021 - 10:17 PM

A Danish museum lent an artist $84,000 for his work. He kept the cash and named the art 'Take the Money and Run.'

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#704 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 15 October 2021 - 12:00 PM

I'm sure if you dipped the boys in boiling water it would have a similar but longer-lasting effect ... :shock:

https://www.news.com...4ac9331ee56430a
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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