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#721 User is online   Tsundoku 

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Posted 14 April 2022 - 11:07 PM

View PostMalankazooie, on 14 April 2022 - 09:10 PM, said:

Dummy shoves 4-pound dumbbell in anus, needs emergency surgery 2 days later

Brings literal meaning to "get the lead out."

Also, not sure how you reach in with your forearm on a human, but where there's a will there's a way I suppose.

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Left with no other recourse, the team opted for "manual extraction," which involved the surgeon reaching in with their "forearm" and yanking out the foreign body like a backed-up steer.





Meanwhile, in Switzerland ...

https://www.complex....rbation-session

Man Lands in ICU With Lung Injury After Aggressive Masturbation Session

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"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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#722 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 27 May 2022 - 09:38 PM

McGenius.



The sheriff gets rolling about 0:40 seconds in.

I love quirky local news clips. Also, Florida, you so cray.
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#723 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 03 August 2022 - 04:25 PM

Aw, she just wants to sun herself. Build a better boat.


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#724 User is online   Tsundoku 

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Posted 05 August 2022 - 09:54 PM

This is not a headline you would see often:

https://www.news.com...401ed31d344c7a0

Runner is furious after his dreams are crushed by his own penis
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 15 August 2022 - 11:38 PM

View PostMalankazooie, on 03 August 2022 - 04:25 PM, said:

Aw, she just wants to sun herself. Build a better boat.



Humans suck.

https://www.nbcnews....s/amp/rcna43025
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Posted 20 August 2022 - 12:53 AM

Meanwhile, in Texas ...

https://www.news.com...ea527f448b7b85b

‘World’s most extravagant’ vibrator stolen in sex shop heist
A $14,000 Swarovski crystal-encrusted vibrator was stolen in Texas sex shop heist.

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Things must be getting a bit desperate in the great state.
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 16 September 2022 - 10:14 PM

What up with that chess cheating scandal? Not providing a link; easily searched.

Buttnugget4 to Dingleberry6? Queen's Gambit? More like Queef's Ham Bits.
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Posted 17 September 2022 - 03:32 AM

Well, if it's easily searched...???
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Posted 20 September 2022 - 12:20 AM

'Vegan Meat Boss Tried to Cannibalize Man's Nose: Cops

[...] Beyond Meat COO Doug Ramsey [Bolton?] [...] in an Arkansas parking garage after a college football game [...] a Subaru "inched its way" out in front of Ramsey's Bronco, connecting with his tire[...] Punching through the back windshield of the other vehicle, Ramsey pulled the driver "in close and started punching his body," [...] then "bit the owner's nose, ripping the flesh on the tip."'

Beyond Meat Boss Arrested After Trying to Cannibalize Man's Nose: Cops

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Posted 09 October 2022 - 10:08 PM

View PostMalankazooie, on 16 September 2022 - 10:14 PM, said:

What up with that chess cheating scandal? Not providing a link; easily searched.

Buttnugget4 to Dingleberry6? Queen's Gambit? More like Queef's Ham Bits.

heh Adafruit Cheekmate.

https://arstechnica....ng-controversy/
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