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North America vs Europe Hey! Hey! Look at me I'm a bigot!

#61 User is offline   Skywalker 

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Posted 24 March 2009 - 09:35 AM

Goddamnit! I go and write what I think is a nice post in the Ye Big Movie thread only to find the fight it contributes to has been moved to another place! When will I begin to get clued into these forumpipez huh? I've been here a while!! Anyway... here's what I posted there:

View PostSkywalker, on Mar 24 2009, 02:56 PM, said:

View PostCougar, on Mar 24 2009, 01:40 PM, said:

Hilarious thread is hilarious, RLY watch it champ you don't want to bring on a coronary, I've also noticed Hoosiers getting a bit cocky recently 1 year syndrome I suspect. Mezla has been here long enough to know not to dive down this blind alley of a discussion I'm surprised and dissapointed at the clever doctor lady.

Wry at least American Cultural Imperialism is a relatively accurate reflection of the culture, Irish cultural hegemony is a bizarrely insidious mix of myth and invention; why is there a faux Irish bar in every city in the world, why does the US love what they perceive as Irish culture so much, why does Irish mean sticking bikes, fiddles and antiquated farming equipment to the walls, when did wearing a giant guinness hat in public become OK just because your grandad once shagged a navvy?


Focussing on Cougar's first sentence in there...

So first I thought I'd make a list of some nice stereotypes.

Americans - Barbequeing, gun-toting, dumb obese rednecks full of bluster and a misplaced sense of righteousness
Arabs - Bearded oil barons in flowing white robes who keep a harem of oppressed women in flowing black robes
Australians - basically the guy from Crocodile Dundee that keeps saying "Maayte" all the time, with irritating results
Brits - Bad teeth, bad food, stiffs that drink all day and are still stewing in the fading glory of a lost empire (and who follow royal "intrigues")
Canadians - (damned if I know!)
Indians - Oily haired call center executives that worship monkey gods, ride elephants, and charm snakes in high-rises next to slums
Irish - Guinness swilling, green-wearing dwarves who can't seem to stop bombing each other
Scandinavians - Animal skin wearing drunk barbarians with pointy horned helmets and names like Somethingortheothersson

Ahem...

Hope that provided a laugh to some and got others all riled up, because that is all the stereotypes are good for. Nuff said.

As for the "lowest common denominator"...

Empirically Verified Fact: Most people in those "masses" people speak of earlier in the thread are under-informed/ dumb in one way or another. They may also be wizard at other things, but that's beside the point. However, all commercial pop culture products are geared to their tastes. Maybe because Hollywood dominates the global movie industry (with regional exceptions to the rule, such as in India) Americans get a bad name - their 'dumbness' is simply more visible/ advertised...

E.g. most comedy is about a dumb person doing dumb things. Cue Stiffler. So americans get a rep as horny a**holes. Well, imagine if the Brit movie industry ruled and Mr Bean was the template for all comedy.

Sigh...

Anyway

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Posted 24 March 2009 - 10:04 AM

IADMAITTTI.... unbecoming :D
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Posted 24 March 2009 - 10:54 AM

This sudden hatred has caused me to start a revolutionary movement; Let's All Be One Nationality So We Can Argue About Who Ate The Last Piece Of Cake, or LABONSWCAAWATLPOC. I am starting to recruit so sign up now.

In the meantime,

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Posted 24 March 2009 - 12:44 PM

less thrashing more funny pics and comparisons.
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Posted 24 March 2009 - 12:45 PM

View PostAptorian, on Mar 24 2009, 02:45 AM, said:

Do not mock the sacred scripture of mad max!

Damn, Tina Turner was hot back then...


Tina Turner was never hot.
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Posted 24 March 2009 - 01:03 PM

Tina Turner was never hot.
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Posted 24 March 2009 - 01:04 PM

Never!!!!!
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Posted 24 March 2009 - 01:40 PM

Ive never got the whole "Im Irish" thing in the US, just because a grandad was or something. If that's the rule, Im so many things Im the world's biggest schizophrenic.
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Posted 24 March 2009 - 01:43 PM

Tina Turner was Never hot.
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Posted 24 March 2009 - 01:44 PM

I'd wreck that bitch, even now.
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Posted 24 March 2009 - 01:46 PM

View PostThelomen Toblerone, on Mar 24 2009, 09:44 AM, said:

I'd wreck that bitch, even now.


You're right you are suffering from some sort of mental illness.
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Posted 24 March 2009 - 01:47 PM

Tina Turner was NEVER hot.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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Posted 24 March 2009 - 01:57 PM

NEVER hot.
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Posted 24 March 2009 - 02:09 PM

nope, she was never hot.
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Posted 24 March 2009 - 03:05 PM

Nope. Never.
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Posted 24 March 2009 - 03:34 PM

I'd wreck Tina Turner. By tying her down under a derelict in a shipyard, then dropping it on her.

Never hot.
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Posted 24 March 2009 - 03:45 PM

View PostThelomen Toblerone, on Mar 24 2009, 02:44 PM, said:

I'd wreck that bitch, even now.


TT, she's bigger than you man
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Posted 24 March 2009 - 03:48 PM

Oh, like THAT'S difficult.
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Posted 24 March 2009 - 03:54 PM

You're both referring to two things at once aren't you?
I am disturbed.
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Posted 24 March 2009 - 04:03 PM

View PostRodeoRanch, on Mar 23 2009, 03:41 PM, said:

Fucking Antarcticans!


Go fuck a beaver you ignorant loon lover. You think it's so fucking cold up there in Canada, but you would cry like an emo pikachu having an unsedated frontal lobotomy to go back to your fucking growler-shaped country after an hour down here. Asshole.

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I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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