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#101 User is offline   Sir Thursday 

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Posted 25 March 2009 - 12:28 AM

View PostGrief, on Mar 25 2009, 12:26 AM, said:

View PostSir Thursday, on Mar 25 2009, 12:24 AM, said:

View PostRaymond Luxury Yacht, on Mar 24 2009, 10:41 PM, said:

This conversation is getting fruity.


I'm in my e-lime-ent then.

I'm sure we can berry everyone under a pile of fruit puns! Pre-pair your watermelon pistols!

Don't you mean pre-pear?


I did, and I'm grapeful that you pointed that out.
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#102 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 25 March 2009 - 12:41 AM

Is there a raisin we're doing this?
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Posted 25 March 2009 - 12:58 AM

View PostSlow Ben, on Mar 24 2009, 08:41 PM, said:

Is there a raisin we're doing this?

Only in the Revoluccion of the Fruit will the next Che Guava be revealed.
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Posted 25 March 2009 - 01:16 AM



just found this and had to use it......now back to your fruity ways....

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Posted 25 March 2009 - 01:21 AM

Porkins!!!!

He could stand to eat some more fruit.
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Posted 25 March 2009 - 03:07 AM

I'm a fruit basket! Eat me!
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Posted 25 March 2009 - 06:11 AM

Pah. You are as nothing to the ROLFFRUITBASKET.

But I'll have some watermelon.
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Posted 25 March 2009 - 06:18 AM

View PostBubba, on Mar 24 2009, 09:16 PM, said:

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just found this and had to use it......now back to your fruity ways....


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Posted 25 March 2009 - 10:21 AM

Tiste, I think you will find it was the Polar Bears from northern Japan, inspired by the teachings of Lao Tsu Jesus who actually bombed Pearl Harbour. And not even Dan Brown can blame the French for that one!
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Posted 25 March 2009 - 10:32 AM

To steal a page from Rodeo's playbook.....

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Posted 25 March 2009 - 11:22 AM

View PostFist Gamet, on Mar 25 2009, 06:21 AM, said:

Tiste, I think you will find it was the Polar Bears from northern Japan, inspired by the teachings of Lao Tsu Jesus who actually bombed Pearl Harbour. And not even Dan Brown can blame the French for that one!



Actualy, you can still blame the french. You can blame them for anything, ever, past, present, future, extra dimensional.
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Posted 25 March 2009 - 02:32 PM

I thought we blamed Brood?





To be on topic:

I effin LOVE America! It's a wonderful, wonderful place! Granted, when I was there I was the smartes person in every class I took. But I have always been exceptionally intelligent!

Europe, not so much. Norway is the best country on that continent if you ask me, followed by Great Britain and surrounding isles...
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Posted 25 March 2009 - 02:48 PM

View PostGrimhilde, on Mar 25 2009, 10:32 AM, said:

I thought we blamed Brood?





To be on topic:

I effin LOVE America! It's a wonderful, wonderful place! Granted, when I was there I was the smartes person in every class I took. But I have always been exceptionally intelligent!


That's bound to happen when you take remedial classes at an elementary school....or a junior college.
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Posted 25 March 2009 - 02:54 PM

View PostSlumgullion Spitteler, on Mar 25 2009, 03:48 PM, said:

View PostGrimhilde, on Mar 25 2009, 10:32 AM, said:

I thought we blamed Brood?





To be on topic:

I effin LOVE America! It's a wonderful, wonderful place! Granted, when I was there I was the smartes person in every class I took. But I have always been exceptionally intelligent!


That's bound to happen when you take remedial classes at an elementary school....or a junior college.



I went to MTU so FU!

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Posted 25 March 2009 - 03:01 PM

Technical college? Isn't that just a vocational school? :p

NO! F U! :p
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Posted 25 March 2009 - 03:29 PM

View PostGrimhilde, on Mar 25 2009, 02:32 PM, said:

I effin LOVE America! It's a wonderful, wonderful place! Granted, when I was there I was the smartes person in every class I took. But I have always been exceptionally intelligent!


And so modest too....
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Posted 25 March 2009 - 03:33 PM

View PostShinrei no Shintai, on Mar 25 2009, 04:32 AM, said:

To steal a page from Rodeo's playbook.....


I love that bunny.
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Posted 25 March 2009 - 09:11 PM

That bunneh was NEVAR HOT!!1!elvelenenel!!11!
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Posted 25 March 2009 - 09:14 PM

View PostMorgoth, on Mar 24 2009, 03:45 PM, said:

View PostThelomen Toblerone, on Mar 24 2009, 02:44 PM, said:

I'd wreck that bitch, even now.


TT, she's bigger than you man


Nonsense, she's a slip of a girl compared to some of the beached whales down at Krsipy Kremes. Besides, big women need more love. At least that's what Illy said when I caught him with your mum.

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Posted 26 March 2009 - 01:11 PM

That's not true, Toby. She caught me. In her gravitational field.

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