Bacon And why I don't like it.
#21
Posted 05 March 2009 - 05:25 PM
This thread makes me want bacon, in all its glorious deliciousness.
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#22
Posted 05 March 2009 - 05:25 PM
I love bacon. The two things I missed when I tried being a no-red meat sort of vegetarian was steak and bacon. I used to make a quilt of bacon with this special microwave grill thing and nuke it all to hell then transfer it onto a sandwich, add a little ketchup and consume ...Incidentally, I don't like the way they serve bacon here in England - it's fucking raw. Bacon needs to be crispy - I had thought everybody knew this but now I have to specify 'burnt'...If you want pigmeat pink and chewy have some ham you daft bastards. In short, if it weren't for bacon, I would advocate the extermination of all pigs - if you've ever spent any significant amount of time in their company you'll understand. I have pig stories. Anyway, bacon redeems their filthy nature. That's how good bacon is
#23
Posted 05 March 2009 - 05:31 PM
Malaclypse, on Mar 5 2009, 12:25 PM, said:
...Incidentally, I don't like the way they serve bacon here in England - it's fucking raw. Bacon needs to be crispy - I had thought everybody knew this but now I have to specify 'burnt'...
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My answer to the opening poster (who I have no idea who it is with all this bloody name changing - can't you add a note to your details that reminds us who it is?) is because you are eating American bacon. European bacon cooking is the correct way and it must be eaten with HP sauce.
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#24
Posted 05 March 2009 - 05:33 PM
Mezla PigDog, on Mar 5 2009, 11:31 AM, said:
Malaclypse, on Mar 5 2009, 12:25 PM, said:
...Incidentally, I don't like the way they serve bacon here in England - it's fucking raw. Bacon needs to be crispy - I had thought everybody knew this but now I have to specify 'burnt'...
Disgrace! Get out of my country now.
My answer to the opening poster (who I have no idea who it is with all this bloody name changing - can't you add a note to your details that reminds us who it is?) is because you are eating American bacon. European bacon cooking is the correct way and it must be eaten with HP sauce.
I am the mighty Obdi, and all other meats > bacon.
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#25
Posted 05 March 2009 - 05:45 PM
humper can dink off.
Clearly an idiot with no taste.
I want bacon so much right now, but the dinners on, and it might ruin it.
BUT I DON'T CARE!
going to cook some bacon, and eat
oh delight!
Clearly an idiot with no taste.
I want bacon so much right now, but the dinners on, and it might ruin it.
BUT I DON'T CARE!
going to cook some bacon, and eat
oh delight!
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#26
Posted 05 March 2009 - 05:49 PM
I am currently eating a buffalo chicken sandwich, which is about 18 times better than anything with bacon in it.
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#27
Posted 05 March 2009 - 05:52 PM
Humperdinck, on Mar 5 2009, 05:49 PM, said:
I am currently eating a buffalo chicken sandwich, which is about 18 times worse than anything with bacon in it.
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#28
Posted 05 March 2009 - 05:53 PM
British bacon isn't even bacon. It's just not. HUmperdink, whoever you my be, eat good old 'merican bacon for the good stuff.
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#30
Posted 05 March 2009 - 06:01 PM
humperdinck is well known for his lies
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#31
Posted 05 March 2009 - 06:03 PM
Macros, on Mar 5 2009, 12:01 PM, said:
humperdinck is well known for his lies
Macros lied in every single book he was in, sabotaged an attempt at peace and tried to re-ignite a war!
Also... he was a tool.
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#32
Posted 05 March 2009 - 06:08 PM
Bacon is the king of all breakfoost foods. It tastes amazing, it goes good with everything! The only meat better than bacon is bacon wrapped around a steak!
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#33
Posted 05 March 2009 - 06:13 PM
Slow Ben, on Mar 5 2009, 12:08 PM, said:
Bacon is the king of all breakfoost foods. It tastes amazing, it goes good with everything! The only meat better than bacon is bacon wrapped around a steak!
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The ONLY time bacon is good is when it is wrapped around seafood like shrimp. Other than that, get it away from me and serve me some real pig-meat, like a chunck of Ham or Pork Chops.
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#34
Posted 05 March 2009 - 06:17 PM
I just dont get it! I seriously cannot fathom how someone could not like bacon.
I just cant wrap my head around it.
If i could i'd eat a package of bacon everyday.
And you can wrap bacon around ANYTHING and its delicious.
I just cant wrap my head around it.
If i could i'd eat a package of bacon everyday.
And you can wrap bacon around ANYTHING and its delicious.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
#35
Posted 05 March 2009 - 06:19 PM
Slow Ben, on Mar 5 2009, 12:17 PM, said:
I just dont get it! I seriously cannot fathom how someone could not like bacon.
I just cant wrap my head around it.
If i could i'd eat a package of bacon everyday.
And you can wrap bacon around ANYTHING and its delicious.
I just cant wrap my head around it.
If i could i'd eat a package of bacon everyday.
And you can wrap bacon around ANYTHING and its delicious.
Because all other meat is better.
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#36
Posted 05 March 2009 - 06:23 PM
Didn't Mezla subsist for about an entire 2 week period on just ham?
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#37
Posted 05 March 2009 - 06:30 PM
Humperdinck, on Mar 5 2009, 06:19 PM, said:
You're wrong and you know you're wrong. Liver, for instance, while palatable to me, is like eating condensed dirt next to the concentrated goodness of bacon. Also, cow's tongue is meat and is clearly inferior to bacon taste-wise. I could go on. You need to modify your position if you expect to be taken seriously.
#38
Posted 05 March 2009 - 06:32 PM
Great point.
Also, I'm not a big fan of
Edit: I should finish reading entire posts before commenting.
This post has been edited by Inigo Montoya: 05 March 2009 - 06:34 PM
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#39
Posted 05 March 2009 - 06:47 PM
I prefer bacon over ham
any day
though pigs produce all kinds of delicious meats.
any day
though pigs produce all kinds of delicious meats.
#40
Posted 05 March 2009 - 06:47 PM
i just ate some bacon
it was awesome
and dickhumper, Macros was a leg until feist got shittier and brought him back
it was awesome
and dickhumper, Macros was a leg until feist got shittier and brought him back
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