[snoman52]

"You're so money and you don't even know it." - Swingers

[alestar]

From Repo Man:

Miller: John Wayne was a fag.
All: The hell he was.
Miller: He was, too, you boys. I installed two-way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood, and he come to the door in a dress.

[Morgoth]

though not a particularly good film, the stephbrother had one good scene to it.

Will Farell kicks in the door of his shrink wearing a lumberjack costume and carying an axe over his shoulder and yells:

I traveled 500 miles to give you my seed.

[Slow Ben]

@Hoods_Balls, Love! the Big Trouble in Little China quotes.

"I am a man who discovered the wheel and built the eiffel tower out of metal and brawn! Thats what kind of man I am. Your just a woman with a small brain. With a brain the third the size of us. Its science."
Anchorman


"There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain."
"For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it."
"And we will send you to whatever god you wish."
Boondock Saints

[cauthon]

Don't just look at it! Eat it! -- American Psycho, Bateman

[Eddie Dean]

Morgoth, on Mar 20 2009, 02:47 AM, said:

though not a particularly good film, the stephbrother had one good scene to it.

Will Farell kicks in the door of his shrink wearing a lumberjack costume and carying an axe over his shoulder and yells:

I traveled 500 miles to give you my seed.

Oh Lumberjack!

AAAAAAARRRRRRGH!!!!

[Eddie Dean]

And now, some quotes from the best movie for quotes...EVER! Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby:

I'm Ricky Bobby. If you don't chew Big Red, then fuck you!

I sent in my application to The Real World, so I'm hoping to hear back from that. I'm putting a lot of my eggs into that basket, the MTV basket. And if that doesnt work out im thinking about getting a gun, and dealing crack. Being a crack dealer. Not, like, a mean crack dealer, but like... like a nice one. Kinda friendly, like, "Hey, what's up guys? You want some crack?". I'm just waiting on those two things to just kinda flesh themselves out.

The room is startin' to spin real fast...cause of...cause of all the gayness.

I like to think of Jesus with, like, big eagle's wings, singin' lead vocals for Lynnryd Skynryrd with, like, an angel band, and I'm in the front row, and I'm hammered drunk

And one last conversation to finish it off:

Mr. Dennit: Ricky, your little obscene gesture is going to cost you 100 points. Do you know how much that costs us in sponsorship dollars? Ricky: With all due respect, Mr. Dennit, I had no idea you'd gotten experimental surgery to have your balls removed. Mr. Dennit: What did you just say to me? Ricky: What? I said it with all due respect! Mr. Dennit: Just because you say that doesn't mean you get to say whatever you want to me! Ricky: Yes, it does! Mr. Dennit: No, it doesn't! Ricky: It's in the Geneva Conventions, look it up!

[Grimjust Bearegular]

Slow Ben, on Mar 20 2009, 03:00 PM, said:

@Hoods_Balls, Love! the Big Trouble in Little China quotes.

"I am a man who discovered the wheel and built the eiffel tower out of metal and brawn! Thats what kind of man I am. Your just a woman with a small brain. With a brain the third the size of us. Its science."
Anchorman


"There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain."
"For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it."
"And we will send you to whatever god you wish."
Boondock Saints

Hell yeah!

I know that whole courtroom speech by heart. it is effin AWESOME!


Tropic Thunder:

Les Grossman: OK, Flaming Dragon...Fuckface...First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down in a Godly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking about a scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!

This post has been edited by Grimhilde: 23 March 2009 - 01:07 PM

[Tuberski]

masan's saddle, on Feb 21 2009, 11:13 PM, said:

" Muthafucka...I am The foot fuckin' master "

" I'm a mushroom cloud layin' muthafucka, muthafucka.... etc "

" What the fuck am I doin' on brain detail."

" He'd have to be one charmin' muthafuckin pig...."

" Oh !...I think I shot Marvin in the face.....You must have gone over a bump or something."

Jules and Vince, will we ever see their like again ?

My favorite quote from PF:

Butch: You okay?
Marsellus: Naw man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay.
Butch: What now?
Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.
Butch: I meant what now between me and you?
Marsellus: Oh, that what now. I tell you what now between me and you. There is no me and you. Not no more.

[Tuberski]

"Play time's over boy....."

"Hey! Where the white women at?!"

"I am wearing pansy red booties! Why the fuck didn't you tell me?"

"All I can say, McKay, is you take a helluva long time to say good-bye. "

This post has been edited by Tuberski: 27 March 2009 - 03:21 AM

[McLovin]

"What happened to the American Dream? It came true! You're looking at it." --Watchmen


"I hate Illinois Nazis." --The Blues Brothers

"Are you Chris Knight?"
"I hope so. I'm wearing his underwear." --Real Genius

"Physics club is social. Demented and sad, but social." --The Breakfast Club

[Xardean]

I can't let this pass
you haven't included one of the best lines out of Pulp fiction, and ive only met a few people who have ever memorized it all
Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

and some from one of my favorite movie
Snatch:

Brick top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

[Tyrone just backed into Franky Four Fingers' van]
Tyrone: I didn't see it there.
Vinny: It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. Its not as if it's a bag of fucking peanuts, is it?
Tyrone: It was a funny angle.
[All three turn and look back at the truck]
Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you.

[Old Magic]

i think the ones i use the most in everyday life, that no one else picks up on are..
"But I..." (anakin from star wars episode one when he's told to stay in the yellow fighter, whenever I fuck something up or start doing something and then am told to do something else)

Bubba: "If we sleep with our backs together, we don't hafta sleep with our heads in duh mud" (whenever teamwork is needed)

Arnold from Commando: "Wrong" (In my best 80's Arnold nasal, whenever I turn the tides on someones advance, usually fails at work.. more for Halo..)

tinkerbell maybe?: "Your doing it Peter!" (whenever minor success is witnessed)

the "It was a funny angle" line from the last post is also a common occurence..

probably more..

some rare phrases I thought me my friends made up that i look for in movies:
"Jesus Fuck!" -last heard in Pineapple Express
"What the Shit" -i say it was first heard in Toxic Avenger during the fast food joint fight, can be interpreted as "What the? ..Shit! (thrown into the kitchen)"

This post has been edited by Old Magic: 15 April 2009 - 05:11 AM

[Assail]

"I want these MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES, off this MOTHER FUCKING PLANE".

[MTS]

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti." - Hannibal Lecter

"May the force be with you"

[Traveller]

Cop:"I can put you in Queens on the night of the hijacking."
Hockney: "Really? I live in Queens, did you put that together yourself, Einstein? Got a team of monkeys working around the clock on this?"

And... "Old McDonald had a farm, ee-eye-ee-eye-ohh. And on that farm he...shot some guys... ba-da-bing, ba-da-bing bang boom."

Usual Supects. And more Anchorman..

Brian Fantana: I think I was in love once.
Ron Burgundy: Really? What was her name?
Brian Fantana: I don't remember.
Ron Burgundy: That's not a good start, but keep going.
Brian Fantana: She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.
Ron Burgundy: I'm pretty sure that's not love.
Brian Fantana: Damn it.

This post has been edited by Traveller: 15 April 2009 - 12:37 PM

[MTS]

Mitch: Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?
Cab Driver: I recommend you stop being such a faggot. You're in the backseat.

- Old School

[Newbee]

Favourite line in full metal jacket.

Animal Mother: Freedom?
[scoffs]
Animal Mother: You'd better flush out your head, new guy. This isn't about freedom; this is a slaughter. If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is "poontang".

lol classic.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

"Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker."

And of course, "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNING VIETNAM!"

[MTS]

Full Metal Jacket is full of awesome quotes.

"I wanna be the first person on my block to get a confirmed kill!"

"Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing! I will PT you all until you fucking die! I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk!"

"I want that head so sanitary and squared-away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in and take a dump."

"Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO! "

"The deadliest weapon in the world is a marine and his rifle. It is your killer instinct which must be harnessed if you expect to survive in combat. Your rifle is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead marines and then you will be in a world of shit because marines are not allowed to die without permission. Do you maggots understand?"