[HoosierDaddy]

Alright, Star Wars quotes (from the OT) I use and used to use in everyday situations:

"Cut the chatter Red 2."
"Nice shot Jansen!"
"Almost there."
"It's a trap!" (Fantastic internet meme that it is.)
"You, like your father, are now... MINE."


And, finally:

"Impressive. Most, impressive."

[Slow Ben]

...obi-wan has taught you well.

heres a couple i use, to the annoyance of everyone else.


"i find your lack of faith disturbing"
"Traveling through hyperspace aint like dusting crops, boy"
"you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany"
"that is why you fail"

This post has been edited by Slow Ben: 26 April 2009 - 03:00 AM

[Dolmen 2.0]

Blade trilogy:

Dracula:Are you ready to die?

Blade: Ready? I was born ready muthafucka.

Dracula(thoughtful): Mutha fucka...I like that. (pretty bad ass)

[Slow Ben]

Thread necro!!!


From a couple movies i watched this week.

"Hey, this is Phil. Leave me a message, or don't, but do me a favor: don't text me, it's gay." Phil- The Hangover.

"You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!"
Alan-The Hangover


"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room" Dr. Strangelove

[Obdigore]

No Grandmas Boy quotes?

'Cmon Lara, my cock is lost in the jungle and its up to you to find iiiiit.'

Timmy: I'll get you eventually grey bush, time is on my side.
Alex: At least I have a bush.
Samantha: so nice to hear you have a bush
Jeff: Hi! I'm Jeff, I have a bush too, and its not grey
Alex: My bush isn't really grey!
Jeff: Thats not what my mom says.
Alex: I thought I told you to stop talking about that

And now, if you don't know this, well then I have nothing to say to you:
DENNIS: Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing
swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive
power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some
farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power
just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just
because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd
put me away!

[WhiskeyJackDaniels]

A thread for the best movie quotes? Challenge accepted
These are from memory, might add more later.

The Departed:

Who let this IRA motherfucker in my bar?..I'm just kidding, how is your mother?
Oh she's on her way out.
We all are, act accordingly.

You're arresting me? Only one of us is a cawp heah Bill.

Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself.

I'm gonna go have a smoke, you want a smoke? You don't smoke do you, what are you one of those fitness freaks? Go fuck yourself.

Goodfellas:

You learned the two greatest things in life: Never rat on your friends, and always keep your mouth shut.

I almost had him, Frankie was he shakin'? I worry about you sometimes Henry, you may fold under questioning.

Paulie might not have moved fast, but that was only cuz he didn't hafta move fast for anyone.

One day a couple of kids from the neighborhood carried my mom's groceries all the way home. You know why? It was outta respect.

Rounders:

You shoulda played those kings man...

You can't lose what you don't put in the middle...but you can't win much either.

Summer clerkship in your office says I know what you're holding.

Well, you satisfied now Teddy?

A Few Good Men:

How is your father?
He passed away five years ago, sir.
Well, aren't I the asshole.

-I'd like an answer to the question judge.
-You want answers?
-I think I'm entitled...
-You want answers?
-I want the TRUTH!
-YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! Son we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. But deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline! I have neither the time, nor the inclination, to explain myself to someone who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the freedom I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way. Or pick up a weapon and stand to post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think you are entitled to!

The Score:

Let me as you something. When did you start thinking you were better than me?

The Cincinnati Kid:

How'd you know I didn't have the ace or the king?
I recall a young man putting the same question to Eddie the Dude once; 'Son,' Eddie told him 'all you paid was the looking price. Lessons are extra'

You bet out three grand on a lousy three card flush?
Guess that's what it all comes down to, making the wrong move at the right time.
Is that right?
Like life I guess...You're good kid, but as long as I'm around you're second best. Might as well learn to live with it.

Gladiator:

Slave! You will remove your helmet and tell me your name.
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the Armies of the North. General of the Felix legions. Loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.




That's all for now.

[Battalion]

'We're gunna need a bigger boat.'


'My blood is in your viens micheal.'
'So .. is ... mine!'


'You're Snake Pilskin? I herd you were dead.'


'It's all in the reflexes.'


'Terminators don't feel pain. I do. Don't do that again.'

[Morgoth]

perhaps I mentioned these before. They're still awesome enough to deserve a second posting if so.


Dracula, Bram Stoker's Dracula

"The Order of the Dracul, the Dragon. An ancient society, pledging my forefathers to defend the church against all enemies of Christ. Their relationship was not entirely... successful."

"Your colleagues speaks highly of you, mr. Parker. They say you are a man of great... taste."

"You must forgive me for not partaking in your meal, but I've already dined, and I never drink... vine."

[Tapper]

Probably mentioned before, likely by SB, but:

"I want you to apologize."
man mutters an apology.
"Not to me. To my mule."

[Battalion]

The sherif's a ni ... DONG!

[Coco with marshmallows]

Battalion, on 23 January 2010 - 12:15 PM, said:

The sherif's a ni ... DONG!

"what did he say?"
"He said the sheriff is nearer!"
"No godflaming-helling-dammit, the sheriff's a ni...DONG!"

[Slow Ben]

"Somebody's gotta go back to town and get a shitload of dimes!"

[Gladius]

"We're having a bikini contest, and you just won." Richie Gecko in From Dusk Till Dawn

[Fist Gamet]

One flew over the cuckoo's nest

"They, uh, was givin' me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot. The next woman who takes me out is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars."

Cool Hand Luke

"Lord, whatever I done, don't strike me blind for another couple of minutes."

[The Tyrant Lizard]

"All I have to do is click my fingers and you be be ejected from several canine rectai."

"Two things. First, how are you going to click your fingeres after I've ripped off both your thumbs. And two, why am I wasting my time talking to a loser like you, when I could be doing something much more dangerous - like rearanging my sock draw."

Arnie in the Last Action Hero.

[Tapper]

"Any given sunday, you can win, or you can lose."
Any given sunday.

"I am Godzilla, you are Japan!"
Critical Bill, Things to do in Denver when you're dead, which, incidentally, is full of good quotes.

[Icarium Kalam]

"Stick around."

Arnold Swazzineger predator

[Gladius]

"Say goodbye to your Nazi balls!" Inglorius Basterds

[Macros]

Say what again
I dare you
I double dare you mother fucker!