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From Rustler's Rhapsody, a highly unappreciated movie:
Rex O'Herlihan: I'll curse if I wanna curse! Damn! Damn, damn, hell, damn, tee tee, doo doo!
Colonel Ticonderoga: Let me just ask you one question. There's one thing I'm most curious about. Why bring the body here? My god, this is a home! People live here!
Jim: Well, Colonel, we didn't know exactly what to do with him.
Colonel Ticonderoga: Bury him! How 'bout that? Don't you think that's a good idea?
Jud: Oh, yes sir, yes sir, Colonel!
Colonel Ticonderoga: I mean, do you think that when somebody dies, they place them permanently on the family couch?
Jim: No sir.
Colonel Ticonderoga: Gee whi-iz!
[henchmen knock on door]
Colonel Ticonderoga: [in falsetto voice] Who is it?
Jim: It's a bunch of your men. Five of 'em.
Colonel Ticonderoga: [clears throat and talks in manly voice] Be right there, men.
Colonel Ticonderoga: Jud, throw another faggot on the fire.
Jud: A what?
Colonel Ticonderoga: A log! Throw another log on the fire.
Any movie with Andy Griffith as the bad guy(Ticonderoga), has to be awesome.
