[Slow Ben]

Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator. Brodie Bruce-Mallrats

Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.

Yes, very good. I'll have a Bloody Mary and a steak sandwich and... a steak sandwich. - Fletch

I swear, it's like i'm playin cards with my brothers kids.
-Johnny Tyler-Tombstone

Booger: Big Deal! did you get in her pants?
Gilbert:She's not that kind of girl, Booger.
Booger: Why, does she have a penis?
Revenge of the nerds

Thats enough for now

[masan's saddle]

The Tyrant Lizard, on Feb 20 2009, 09:06 AM, said:

'You a bounty hunter?'
'A man's got to make a living.'
'Dying aint much of a living, boy.'

From the Outlaw Josey Wales. I like the way the bounty hunter proclaims himself a man, and Josey slaps a 'Boy' on the end of his insult just to double it up a bit.

Also, the legendary rant by Steve Martin in Planes Trains and Automobiles that ends with, 'I want a fucking car, right fucking now.'

I know Clint has done a lot of movies, but surely TOJW has got to be one of his best. This quote is up there with "D'ya feel lucky..."
I also like the 2 tobacco chewing, banjo twanging carpetbaggers who claim. "..looks like we got ourselves the Josey Wales !" (hooyah!)
Gotta give Blane another mention as well,when they are in the chopper waiting to get dropped into the jungle.
(Blane handing around his chewing tobacco which everyone declines)

" Bunch a' slack jawed faggots...this stuff'll make you a goddam sexual tyranosaurus...just like me."

Sweet.

[Coco with marshmallows]

masan's saddle, on Feb 20 2009, 10:59 PM, said:

" Bunch a' slack jawed faggots...this stuff'll make you a goddam sexual tyranosaurus...just like me."

.....stidk this in your sore ass Blaine.

[stone monkey]

David, one of my work colleagues, is regularly on the receiving end of "I'm sorry, I can't do that Dave." from me in my best monotone HAL 9000 voice when he asks me to do something for him when I'm busy (or just can't be arsed...)

This post has been edited by stone monkey: 20 February 2009 - 11:42 PM

[Stalker]

Macros, on Feb 20 2009, 02:14 PM, said:

"I will find you, and I will Kill you" - Taken

A good choice, but the entire phrase that leads up to this is epic. Especially in Liam Nesson's voice heh.

[frookenhauer]

Somewhere there is a crime happening!

Dead or alive you're coming with me!

[Slow Ben]

Ahhh Clint Eastwood quotes, lovem.

You see, in this world theres two kinds of people, my friend, those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
GoodBadUgly

I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.
FistfulofDollars

And a few from Tombstone

Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest! Doc Holliday

You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?
Wyatt

I'm sufferin...from a hangover. Morgan

[HoosierDaddy]

You're leaving out the best ones!

"I'm coming! And, HELL'S COMING WITH ME!"

"I'm your Huckleberry."

"Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave."

[Slow Ben]

HoosierDaddy, on Feb 20 2009, 09:54 PM, said:

You're leaving out the best ones!

"I'm coming! And, HELL'S COMING WITH ME!"

"I'm your Huckleberry."

"Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave."

I had to leave some for everyone else.

I've seen that movie so many damn times i can say the dialogue along with the actors, but, for some reason people get angry when i do it.

"When 900 years old you reach, look as good, you will not."

[Mezla PigDog]

The best line in the LOTR films is when the BoroBean says:
"What is this new devilry?" The line can be applied to all manner of things!

Oh man, I'm such a geek if I am quoting those movies!

[Slow Ben]

Nothing wrong with being a geek.
I say that around my brother all the time just to annoy him.

[HoosierDaddy]

In the immortal words of Ogre:

"NEEEEEERRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDS!"

Edit: With that tag SB, I want your hillbilly credentials.

This post has been edited by HoosierDaddy: 21 February 2009 - 05:30 AM

[Macros]

Oh, I'm crazy? Those fuckin' hobbit movies were boring as hell. All it was, was a bunch of people walking, three movies of people walking to a fucking volcano. - Randal, Clerks 2

I coudl just quote his entire dialogue fromth e movie, its epic, but I'll leave it at this:
Elias: I don't wanna see something like that! Why would you wanna see something like that?
Randal Graves: Because it's fucked up! And, I wanna see if a chick with a mouth full of donkey spunk swallows. Alright, here we go. Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud. Strait from their dirty debut in Tijuana, Kelly's taking it on the road. Taking it in the Ass, that is. You gotta give it up for Oscar Wilde-like wordplay that good.

epic b(involves a bit of swearing

[Slow Ben]

HoosierDaddy, on Feb 20 2009, 11:29 PM, said:

In the immortal words of Ogre:

"NEEEEEERRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDS!"

Edit: With that tag SB, I want your hillbilly credentials.

How much do you want? Truck with no mufflers, ride horses sometimes, everpresent dip in front lip, went coyote huntin a while back and never got out of the front seat of a truck(thats why they call it shotgun baby!), I've castrated calves, drove a tractor, messed around with a girl on a tractor, own 2 cowboy hats, 3 pairs of boots, go muddin, need more just ask.
Down here there a difference between a redneck and hillbilly though. I'd be called a redneck, the old guys you see wearin just overalls witha jug are hillbillys, and yes we've got those too.

[masan's saddle]

Don't you have to be married to your sister, play the banjo and eat squirrel pie in order to be a bona fide, card carrying Hillbilly or have I been watching too many wildlife documentaries?

[Soulessdreamer]

masan's saddle, on Feb 22 2009, 06:08 AM, said:

Don't you have to be married to your sister, play the banjo and eat squirrel pie in order to be a bona fide, card carrying Hillbilly or have I been watching too many wildlife documentaries?

Don't you know anything you don't have to marry your sister just get her up the duff. :gaes-orfantal:

TTFN

[Mezla PigDog]

Slow Ben, on Feb 20 2009, 11:02 PM, said:

I've seen that movie so many damn times i can say the dialogue along with the actors, but, for some reason people get angry when i do it.

You know you have seen a movie too many times when not only can you say all of the dialogue, you also know the words to the songs playing in the background!

For instance, I can do the whole of the Lost Boys soundtrack, I know all the stuff that is played in Tech Noir in The Terminator and I can sing along to all of the tunes in Kickboxer - including the weird stuff in the Bangkok titty bar that Winston Taylor takes him to.

[HoosierDaddy]

Okay, I guess your right. Redneck/Hick.

Also, fully certified.

"Don't get caught watching the paint dry!" Hoosiers.

[frookenhauer]

Mezla...Kickboxer?!? Like thees? *kicks palm tree* That wqas hilarious, but the best part was his amazing butt shuffle shimmy dance move

[Mezla PigDog]

Frookenhauer, on Feb 21 2009, 02:58 PM, said:

Mezla...Kickboxer?!? Like thees? *kicks palm tree* That wqas hilarious, but the best part was his amazing butt shuffle shimmy dance move

Oh yes, I forgot to add that I can do that dance as well - minus the splits