The corrupt a wish game.

#1001 powerclaw

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Posted 27 March 2012 - 07:44 PM

Granted, your saliva is blue, but its because that apple you ate was poisoned and now your entire digestive tract is blue and burning through the rest of your body. Its painful and you'll be long in dying.

I wish there were more people around me irl who I could discuss the Malazan books with.

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Posted 27 March 2012 - 10:03 PM

powerclaw, on 27 March 2012 - 07:44 PM, said:

I wish there were more people around me irl who I could discuss the Malazan books with.

Granted. You've been cloned and then stapled to your clones.

I wish I could go home now.

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#1003 kokosdera

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Posted 30 March 2012 - 03:31 PM

Granted. When you reach your home, the building exploded due to gas leak.

I wish whoever post after me would live happily and successfully ever after.

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#1004 Gust Hubb

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Posted 30 March 2012 - 04:27 PM

Granted. Sucking the marrow from your bone, I definitely living the life.

I wish the person before this post would have his next wish granted with no corruptions.

"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
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Posted 30 March 2012 - 04:30 PM

Granted. The scorching case of syphillis they receive has nothing to do with their wish. Unless they wished for a universal cure for syphillis, in which case cool!

I wish i had an unoccupied hour right now to purchase and eat lunch.

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Posted 30 March 2012 - 04:34 PM

Granted. Your Nazi overlords withdraw from you sector for an hour before returning with a vengeance. Better choke down the sandwich and hide...

I wish I knew where everything was, precisely, on the internet.

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#1007 Spooner

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Posted 30 March 2012 - 08:15 PM

Gust Hubb, on 30 March 2012 - 04:34 PM, said:

Congrats, you now know the internet like the back of your hand. Unfortunately Google also turns sentient and reneges on that whole "let's not be evil" deal and fires up Skynet.

I wish I had the three magical items necessary to complete the Infinite Wish Loop.

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#1008 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 31 March 2012 - 01:01 AM

Granted. But they suck! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

I wish that I had something vintage to give to my friend for her birthday.

Suck it Errant!

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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#1009 kokosdera

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Posted 31 March 2012 - 01:40 AM

Granted, but you like to keep the vintage for yourself, get drunk, and missed your friend's birthday.

I wish I can have a party tomorrow.

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Posted 31 March 2012 - 05:46 AM

kokosdera, on 31 March 2012 - 01:40 AM, said:

I wish I can have a party tomorrow.

Granted. And that was a complete waste of a perfectly good wish because all you needed was you, some torn up paper confetti and maybe a pot and spoon for some music = instant party of one.

I wish balefire wasn't such a pain in the andii.

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#1011 Lady Bliss

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Posted 31 March 2012 - 06:03 PM

Abyss, on 31 March 2012 - 05:46 AM, said:

kokosdera, on 31 March 2012 - 01:40 AM, said:

I wish I can have a party tomorrow.

Granted. You are no longer part of the pattern. You exist alone and outside of all space and time, and balefire cannot touch you. Unfortunately, you want a pizza and no one delivers outside of reality.

I wish my headache would go away.

This post has been edited by Lady Bliss: 31 March 2012 - 07:40 PM

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#1012 Baco Xtath

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Posted 31 March 2012 - 11:24 PM

Granted. You now have no head to ache.

I wish I had a Narnian wardrobe in my room that I could escape to to read without missing any time in the real world.

"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
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Posted 01 April 2012 - 04:05 AM

Granted. Unfortunately, the doorknob falls off and there is no way out, save through a mystical, magical land called...Assail. Have a good trip!

I wish doing this law test online didn't involve so much trial and error...

Suck it Errant!

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Posted 02 April 2012 - 01:50 PM

Ain, on 01 April 2012 - 04:05 AM, said:

I wish doing this law test online didn't involve so much trial and error...

Granted. Now it's just one big glob of error.

I wish my breakfast had included bacon.

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Posted 02 April 2012 - 02:59 PM

Ain, on 01 April 2012 - 04:05 AM, said:

Granted. Unfortunately, the doorknob falls off and there is no way out, save through a mystical, magical land called...Assail. Have a good trip!

He'd know more about it than anyone else.

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I wish my breakfast had included bacon.

It did, but you got trampled by the pig when you set fire to it.

I wish i could watch ep 1 of season 2 in HD today straight from HBO.

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#1016 QuickTidal

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 04:40 PM

Tapper, on 02 April 2012 - 02:59 PM, said:

I wish i could watch ep 1 of season 2 in HD today straight from HBO.

Granted. Though to achieve this you had to have a device implanted into your skull which you paid $49.99 for that projects the show out of your eyes. It looks luscious in HD, and your family and friends are grateful for your sacrifice, HBO is glad you chose not to pirate the show on the torrents, and the episode makes you deliciously happy.

Then word got out that your implant allowed you access to it without a subscription to HBO. And the masses descended on you, forcing you to screen it in huge theatres for them, for screening after screening 24 hours a day for 7 days...at which point the next episode would pop into your implant and the cycle begins anew.

Having been fed up to the teeth with this turn of events, you ran. You ran as far as your legs would carry you, and you got on a ship that was headed north on an expedition to the arctic circle. On your way there you had your face surgically altered (by a questionable Doctor on the ship), and now you carry the feed around in your head unbeknownst to the masses who are now asking for your head. You stayed in the arctic and found your way to the bottom of a crevice, set up camp, and screen the show for yourself on the ice wall for all of season 2, and most of season 3...

And then you freeze to death in the arctic... Before the Red Wedding two-parter airs.

I wish my I could eat a Hero Burger tonight and it wouldn't be like a thousand calories.

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 05:18 PM

QuickTidal, on 04 April 2012 - 04:40 PM, said:

I wish my I could eat a Hero Burger tonight and it wouldn't be like a thousand calories.

Granted. It's only 800 calories. Once you leave off the bacon, cheese, mayo, garlic aoli, bbq sauce, bun, side of fries, and beer. You enjoy your meal, heathly-guy.

I wish garlic aoli had wider appreciation as a condiment.

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 06:11 PM

Abyss, on 04 April 2012 - 05:18 PM, said:

I wish garlic aoli had wider appreciation as a condiment.

Granted. Though the genie thought you said Garlic Areoli, so your new topping is nipple-tastic.

I wish instead of a burger that I could have some Japanese food for dinner tonight.

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#1019 HiddenOne

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 07:08 PM

Granted, the cold gruel from the Tokyo Correctional Institute for the Demented and Syphilitic arrives on your table, only mildly swarming with the roaches and maggots that are battling feverishly for the last morsel

I wish I had a computer that couldn't be infected by viruses AND still worked on the internet

HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 07:24 PM

HiddenOne, on 04 April 2012 - 07:08 PM, said:

I wish I had a computer that couldn't be infected by viruses AND still worked on the internet

Granted. Congratulations, you bought a smartphone.

I wish my Japanese food was hot, tasty and delicious, with no bugs or grime in it.

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