The corrupt a wish game.

#1041 rhulad

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Posted 13 April 2012 - 01:57 PM

Granted, but it is a documentary of him writing the book. Just a guy typing away at a keyboard for an hour.

I with I had thought to grab an umbrella on my way out of my house this morning.

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Posted 13 April 2012 - 03:11 PM

rhulad, on 13 April 2012 - 01:57 PM, said:

I with I had thought to grab an umbrella on my way out of my house this morning.

Granted. You remembered your umbrella, but you forgot your pants.

I wish I had dragonfly wings that could appear at will on my back and with them I could fly like the wind.

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Posted 13 April 2012 - 05:55 PM

Granted, but on your first trial flight, you wander into a commercial airlane and get sucked into a jet engine - QT Burger anyone?

I wish that I could replace all my musical equipment with the finest custom made gear available

HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.

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Posted 13 April 2012 - 08:17 PM

HiddenOne, on 13 April 2012 - 05:55 PM, said:

I wish that I could replace all my musical equipment with the finest custom made gear available

Granted. Your bail hearing on fifteen charges of theft is next Thursday.

I wish i could drink beer right this moment.

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Posted 13 April 2012 - 08:50 PM

Abyss, on 13 April 2012 - 08:17 PM, said:

HiddenOne, on 13 April 2012 - 05:55 PM, said:

I wish that I could replace all my musical equipment with the finest custom made gear available

Granted. Your bail hearing on fifteen charges of theft is next Thursday.

I wish i could drink beer right this moment.

Granted! Only it's American beer! Bwahahahahahahahaha!

I wish I had the money to go to the New Zealand meet-up.

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 12:13 AM

Granted, but it's in basically unredeemable Zimbabwean Dollars.

I wish our fucking cat would shut the fuck up once in a while.

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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 04:34 AM

Adjutant Stormy, on 14 April 2012 - 12:13 AM, said:

I wish our fucking cat would shut the fuck up once in a while.

Granted. Your fucking cat is now fucking quiet. So fucking quiet that you don't know it's there until it fucking kills you.

I wish my TRP wasn't so huge.

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 06:36 AM

Granted. It is now so small you can't see it.

I wish that I was motivated to do this frickin' Law essay.

Suck it Errant!

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 10:48 AM

you do it 2 weeks aftear the deadline

I wish i had photographic memory

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 02:30 PM

Granted, you have a photographic memory. Unfortunately, your friends go on a Goatsey and similar terrible image prank spree and now you're never getting that image out of your head...

I wish that people I care about wouldn't ever be sick or miserable.

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 03:05 PM

powerclaw, on 16 April 2012 - 02:30 PM, said:

I wish that people I care about wouldn't ever be sick or miserable.

Granted. Because the Living Dead have no such concerns. Now run, RUN FOR YOUR ZOMBIE APPETISER LIFE!

I wish i could decide whether i should by a sportscar.

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 03:15 PM

Abyss, on 16 April 2012 - 03:05 PM, said:

I wish i could decide whether i should by a sportscar.

Granted. You decided against one and made up your mind that a cobbled together Lada was more your style/speed.

I wish I owned Barney's wall-sized TV from HIMYM.

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 03:55 PM

Abyss, on 16 April 2012 - 03:05 PM, said:

I wish I owned Barney's wall-sized TV from HIMYM.

Granted. the TV is broken.

I wish I can eat 500 gram of meat.

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 04:32 PM

kokosdera, on 16 April 2012 - 03:55 PM, said:

I wish I can eat 500 gram of meat.

Granted. get up off your lazy keyboard fixated ass and go by some meat and eat it and stop wasting perfectly good wishes on such lame ass basics. And while you're at it, take a shower and get a job you SLUG!

I wish Koko' hadn't misquoted the above wish to make it look like QT's materialistic and sadly pop-culture based wish was made by sophisticated, enlightened and non-materialistic me.

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#1055 rhulad

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 04:40 PM

Granted, now you previously wished for a trout, and QT wished for a salmon.

I wish I had the power to fire people from life.

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 05:42 PM

Granted. It's called a flamethrower and the internet can tell you how to build one fairly cheap. Or so i hear. From... people. Other people. But no one i actually know.

I wish people would stop making silly wishes that are easily corrupted by means of a few practical and entirely realistic steps.

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 03:06 AM

Granted. People everywhere become more creative and NERP HERPA DERP THE UNIVERSE IMLPODES. It seems in granting your wish, the universe experienced some difficulties making the hopeless even slightly plausible.

I wish I had tickets for front row seats to a bare-knuckle boxing match between Goku and Superman.

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 11:36 AM

TheBlindSapper, on 18 April 2012 - 03:06 AM, said:

I wish I had tickets for front row seats to a bare-knuckle boxing match between Goku and Superman.

Granted. Only, in these matches, the front row, and the following four rows never survive the spectacle.

I wish I was ambidextrous, i.e. able to use both my hands with equal facility.

but are they worth preserving?
'that judgement does not belong to you.'

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 12:39 PM

Miss Savage, on 18 April 2012 - 11:36 AM, said:

I wish I was ambidextrous, i.e. able to use both my hands with equal facility.

Granted. And because i have to restrain myself from making the obvious masturbation joke, my head explodes, thus denying the forum my genius and wit for all eternity, and it's all your fault. Angry forumites hunt you down, tar and feather you and break your hands on principle.

I wish my head hadn't just exploded.

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 02:05 PM

Abyss, on 18 April 2012 - 12:39 PM, said:

I wish my head hadn't just exploded.

Granted. It didn't explode, but it swelled to roughly 5 times its normal size. And since our necks can barely support our normal sized heads- or brainzzzzzz, your scrawny neck snaps and you die anyways. And this time, it's not my fault. Ha!

I wish I was ambidextrous with my feet too.

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but are they worth preserving?
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