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#981 Abyss

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Posted 23 March 2012 - 04:41 PM

Gust Hubb, on 23 March 2012 - 04:12 PM, said:

I wish i had a second personality.

Granted. It sleeps most of the time and only rises when you're eating great food or engaged in the sex. or talking to police officers.

I wish I could reread the entire Hitchhiker's Guide series tomorrow.

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Posted 23 March 2012 - 04:52 PM

Abyss, on 23 March 2012 - 04:41 PM, said:

I wish I could reread the entire Hitchhiker's Guide series tomorrow.

Granted. But while you were reading it both CAINE'S LAW and THE FORGE OF DARKNESS came out early and the entire forum read them before you and dropped spoiler after eye-bleeding spoiler on you. Don't panic.

I wish I had three samurai swords and could learn Roronoa Zoro's Three-Sword-Style

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Posted 23 March 2012 - 05:59 PM

QuickTidal, on 23 March 2012 - 04:52 PM, said:

I wish I had three samurai swords and could learn Roronoa Zoro's Three-Sword-Style

Granted. And since RoZo is a fictional maga character it's actually really, really easy to learn. And even easier to gut yourself. Three times. Don't worry, eventually you'll hardly be able to see the scars, and kidneys, spleen and liver are entirely overrated.

I wish i had gotten more work done today rather than doing Suduvu write-up related research.

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 02:18 PM

Granted, your research today found the technique how to apply nano-technology for humanity cheaply and effectively. You are so proud with yourself, you don't respect other people again, so no one loves you anymore. Ever.

I wish I can pet a cat.

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 03:10 PM

Pop! Non-allergenic cat appears in your lap. It's a bald lion. and it's hungry.

I wish I could remember names better.

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 03:42 PM

Granted. Now all you remember are names but to what they apply, you've no clue.

I wish I didn't have to mow today.

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 04:10 PM

Granted. you didn't have to mow today. You are not needed to do anything. You are not needed by anyone.

I wish I only need to sleep 3 hours per day.

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 04:46 AM

Granted. Homeless alcoholic crackheads barely even require that much.

I wish Zaphod wasn't so damn funny or Rake wasn't so damn serious.

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 10:22 AM

Granted. They switch personalities, and while Zaphod is attempting to save his people from the intrusion of Light and the birth of Shadow, Rake is flying around the galaxy in his luxury Moon Spawn V8, giggling all the while.

I wish that someone could tell me how to summarise lectures in a more efficient fashion...

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 12:59 PM

Granted. Unfortunately, you have to be a graduate level mathematician to understand the more efficient technique.

I wish I could access the previous versions of the site.

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 01:06 PM

Granted, you could access all versions of the site. Yesterday. Today the site is closed.

I wish I could eat 750 gram of steak under thirty minutes.

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 01:22 PM

Granted, you have a large bore feeding tube because of the tonsillar tumor obstructing your throat. Bon appetite'

I wish I lived on an acre of land with a nice farm style house.

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 01:37 PM

You live on an acre of island with a nice farm style house. The island is in the middle of an ocean. with no electricity, fresh water, nor communications.

I wish I could practice in yoga classes five times a week.

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Posted 26 March 2012 - 03:32 PM

Granted, you finally have the time to do all the yoga your heart desires. Its too bad you developed arthritis and can barely bend at the waist.

I wish it hadn't suddenly got colder in the Toronto area and was 25 and sunny again.

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Posted 26 March 2012 - 03:39 PM

Granted, it's 25 and sunny, but this heralds what will be called the Great Drought Disaster of the Early 2000s, which will drive you from the area in search of more hydrated regions.

I wish our food supply was organized and catalogued so we knew exactly what we had.

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Posted 26 March 2012 - 03:50 PM

Granted, your food supply was organized and cataloged so you knew exactly what you had: rotten food.

I wish all my co-workers at the office can work effectively and efficiently in harmony.

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Posted 26 March 2012 - 05:13 PM

Granted, but they are so efficient the company no longer requires your services.

I wish I had more time to sleep.

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Posted 26 March 2012 - 10:13 PM

Granted, you are buried alive.

I wish more people had good imaginations.

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Posted 27 March 2012 - 04:28 AM

Granted. But they put their enhanced imaginations towards making more shitty books, crappy video games and very poor quality rope ladders.

I wish that I had more time to play Mass Effect 3.

Suck it Errant!

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Posted 27 March 2012 - 04:39 PM

Granted, you had more time to play Mass Effect 3. Even better, you are employed to finish the game. But you play the game poorly, and finishing it will be a frustrating, and stressful activities for you.

I wish the color of my saliva is blue.

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