[Giles]

You do but its old shoe flavoured.

I wish I had telekinetic powers

[Sixty]

Congratulations: You now have the power to use telekinesis, but its range of affect only allows you to pull in disease-ridden male hookers!

I wish I had my driver's license.

[frookenhauer]

you do, but it says BANNED on it

I wish for lots and lots of clement weather

[Bent]

Frookenhauer, on Feb 7 2009, 02:12 PM, said:

you do, but it says BANNED on it

I wish for lots and lots of clement weather

You do, but I don't know what clement means and think you say cement instead, so you are now frozen in solid concrete. sucks to be you.

I wish that Frook had his own cylon smilie.

[frookenhauer]

You get your wish









































and then they take it away cos noobs don't get to have smileys

I wish for Terez to come back....eventually

[Sir Thursday]

Frookenhauer, on Feb 7 2009, 07:51 PM, said:

I wish for Terez to come back....eventually

She comes back, but not until after your internet connection was severed for the rest of eternity.


I wish I could watch something I really enjoyed for the first time again.

[frookenhauer]

You do, its called Battlestar Galactica, but they changed Starbuck to a woman...

I wish for a pony...Wat?

[Sir Thursday]

You get one of these.

I wish for an unlimited supply of Marmite.

[frookenhauer]

That was AWESOME. I want all four ponies of the apocalypse!

Ahem...you get an unlimited supply of marmite, but eventually the good taste brigade seek out your lair and hunt you through the hills of middle england and finally catch up to you as you try to board a ferry to ireland. they then proceed to tie you to your precious marmite and throw you overboard. Marmite is heavy. You sink. Marmite skanks. hahahaha

I wish for a large sum of money to be given to me.

[Sixty]

You receive one million dollars.















Zimbabwe dollars.

I wish writer's blocks didn't exist.

[frookenhauer]

Your writers block mysteriously vanishes...Only to be replaced by the mystery of your missing arms. You now have to type by nose and everyone calls you the typing chicken, and even though the works you create are magnificent, people are too busy laughing to actually read what you wrote.

I wish for precision

[Sixty]

You get your precision, but accuracy goes out the window so you're consistently wrong.

I wish I could teleport.

[frookenhauer]

You do, but its kind of erratic so you invest in a space suit just in case your power sends you into space. you try teleporting into the kitchin one morning and accidentally sneeze at the same time. you do indeed end up in space, but you forgot to add a propellant and a radio. But you do get to see the earth in all its glory and just a few kilometers away you see the international space station, you try swimming...

I wish to become a porn star

[Sixty]

You become a porn star. Specialty? Squirrels.

I wish I had some gum.

[frookenhauer]

you get gum, but its no ordinary gum..its suiper gumand you cant separate your teeth because they have boinded togetherand you now have to eat through a tube inserted into your left nostril, until your dentist can figure out whether it would be better to use his drill or a hammer to separate crank open your jaw.

I wish for Terez to came back sooner than expected

[beru]

she does but pm you all the "funny" pics she got...


i wish i jumped in 2 years in time (meaing that i do got all the memorys of the life i would have lived in the 2 years and if im dead then i would be so ennyways)

[Mentalist]

you get your wish
unfortunaltely in the first week of that, you went to a holiday to Turkey, and on your way back, customs nabbed you for smuggling.

you were given 2 years in prison.

I wish the dizzyness would go away.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Granted but then you get a headache in your penis.

I wish I had a robotic horse with laser eyes.

[Giles]

you get it but it doesnt like you.

I wish I could ignore gravity whenever i felt like it

[Sir Thursday]

baudin, on Feb 8 2009, 02:34 PM, said:

I wish I could ignore gravity whenever i felt like it

Your wish is granted, but you have to ignore gravity even when you don't feel like it as well, and you float off into space.

I wish my clothes would wash themselves.