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The corrupt a wish game.

#101 beru

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Posted 02 February 2009 - 08:23 PM

you are on a hawaian beach.... on a iland without trees or edible food or drikable water... you die when you see a ship on the horison

i want to see this world where T'lan imass kneels

#102 frookenhauer

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Posted 02 February 2009 - 09:09 PM

read the rules beru...

I get a free wish:

I wish for a harem filled with hot babes and all that...you know the peeled / pitted grapes thingy

souls are for wimps

#103 Impirion

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Posted 02 February 2009 - 11:36 PM

You have a harem of hot babes. Unfortunately they all hate you and kill you by feeding you poisoned grapes.

I wish I had infinite wishes

#104 frookenhauer

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Posted 02 February 2009 - 11:44 PM

your wish comes true, but your head falls off with all the manic laughter and pretty soon your body stops running too

I wish for all my enemies to have tits on their heads

souls are for wimps

#105 Shinrei

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 12:57 AM

Unfortunately you discover that this is a hidden fetish of yours. You fall in love with your enemies with tits on their heads and they beat you mercilessly and post the video on youtube.

I wish for a nice blankie.

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#106 Obdigore

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 03:01 AM

Shinrei no Shintai, on Feb 2 2009, 06:57 PM, said:

I wish for a nice blankie.

Unfortunantally Blankie is the nickname of michael jackson's son Blanket. Who then double teams you with his father unmercifully.

I wish for Peace on Earth.

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#107 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 03:30 AM

Obdigore, on Feb 2 2009, 10:01 PM, said:

I wish for Peace on Earth.

Which only arrives under two circumstances:

(a) no more humans, aka bye bye!
(

Jesus returns, aka Obdi wishing people to get double teamed by a father and son = sentence to Hell and hello Lucifer!

I wish I was a little bit taller...

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#108 Mentalist

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 03:51 AM

you get taller.

unfortunately, the next day short guys become all the rage, and you can no longer get any actions, as your newfound tallness is seen as a defect

i wish I had a magic lamp with a genie to grant me 3 wishes....

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#109 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 04:03 AM

Mentalist, on Feb 2 2009, 10:51 PM, said:

i wish I had a magic lamp with a genie to grant me 3 wishes....

The genie grants you 3 "wishes". However, in Geniese, "wish" means kicks in the junk.

I wish I was a baller...

#110 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 06:27 AM

You become a baller...but then your head explodes.

I wish I had a terminator-robot.

Suck it Errant!

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#111 Sinisdar Toste

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 06:31 AM

HoosierDaddy, on Feb 2 2009, 10:03 PM, said:

Mentalist, on Feb 2 2009, 10:51 PM, said:

i wish I had a magic lamp with a genie to grant me 3 wishes....

The genie grants you 3 "wishes". However, in Geniese, "wish" means kicks in the junk.

I wish I was a baller...

dont tell me... you wish you had a girl who looked good so you could call her?

anyway AIJ, the terminator robot terminates you, succinctly.

i wish i was a character on tv

This post has been edited by Sinisdar Toste: 03 February 2009 - 06:31 AM

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#112 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 06:34 AM

Sadly, with the DTV switch getting ready to happen in the U.S., as a character on a newly created analog only show, your show only airs 2 times before permanent cancellation.

And.... my wish has been prognosticated, evidently terminated, and a free one is now up for grabs.

#113 Shinrei

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 10:39 AM

I'll take the free wish:

I wish for the ability to speak all the languages in the world fluently.

You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.

#114 Lisheo

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 10:44 AM

Shinrei no Shintai, on Feb 3 2009, 10:39 AM, said:

I'll take the free wish:

I wish for the ability to speak all the languages in the world fluently.

You can. Unfortunatly, you are put in jail for a crime you didn't commit owing to some catastrophic bad luck, where the only people there don't take kindly to educated men.

I wish I had a real pet Eleint who would never, ever harm me.

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#115 Battalion

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 12:34 PM

Your pet was hunted mercilessly by a Japanese whaling firm. He died a horrible death, but not before being stripped of his scales and humiliated live on Japanese television.

I wish I could save thousands of people heroically, and have it all caught on camara.

Get to the chopper!

#116 Shinrei

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 01:42 PM

Unfortunately, the truth that you yourself created the situation that endangered all of those people in the first place is made public and you go to jail for life.

I wish for a cup of coffee that is always full and the perfect temperature.

You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.

#117 Battalion

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 01:49 PM

The coffee works like a dream. However, your love life takes a massive nose dive and you become widly known as the Breath Monster.

I wish -- really wish -- 9/11 conspiracy nuts would WAKE UP.

Get to the chopper!

#118 Aptorian

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 02:18 PM

HoosierDaddy, on Feb 3 2009, 04:30 AM, said:

I wish I was a little bit taller...

HoosierDaddy, on Feb 3 2009, 05:03 AM, said:

I wish I was a baller...

I wish I had a girl who looked good...

#119 Sinisdar Toste

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 03:30 PM

the conspiracy nuts wake up, i mean really wake up, and in a fit of pyschotic paranoia, go on a killing spree

i wish that eloquence flowed like water from my lips to bless the world with beauty

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#120 Obdigore

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 08:31 PM

Sinisdar Toste, on Feb 3 2009, 09:30 AM, said:

i wish that eloquence flowed like water from my lips to bless the world with beauty

You speak amazingly and it leads you to holding high public office. Unfortunantally the fundies see you as the great devil and proceed to burn you at the stake after killing your entire family in front of your eyes.

I wish upon a star, for a career that will go far, one that will never end, and that I always have a hand to lend.

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