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Epic Poetry - Lets get creative First Homer, Then Virgil, Followed by Milton and now...Malazanempire

#201 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 20 January 2009 - 10:45 PM

Chapter 8 Sex, Lies and Videotape: Anomander decides to direct Porn

Tattersail on the bed limbs akimbo.
Says she wants to commit but Paran says she's a bimbo
Paran does her anyway even though she's fat
Rake masturbates wearing a pink boater hat

Hairlock arrives and shouts. "I'm a real boy!"
Apsalar sits in a chair with her favorite toy.
Buzzing away, it brings a smile to her face.
Before smashing Hairlock to bits with a rubber mace.

Hetan desires to mate and grabs poor Brood
Is saved by SuperSkippy, the bastard son of Rood
Still randy she grabs Apsalars best toy
Kalam busts a move, "Whatcha doin' boy?"

Tattersails got her legs open again
Spawns a Belgian postman named Ben
Tistes' about looking for some fresh bodies
Everyone falls into a bar called Noddy's

Felisin sells her arse to get her fix
Heboric is turned on by her filthy tricks
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Posted 20 January 2009 - 11:03 PM

Chapter 8 Sex, Lies and Videotape: Anomander decides to direct Porn

Tattersail on the bed limbs akimbo.
Says she wants to commit but Paran says she's a bimbo
Paran does her anyway even though she's fat
Rake masturbates wearing a pink boater hat

Hairlock arrives and shouts. "I'm a real boy!"
Apsalar sits in a chair with her favorite toy.
Buzzing away, it brings a smile to her face.
Before smashing Hairlock to bits with a rubber mace.

Hetan desires to mate and grabs poor Brood
Is saved by SuperSkippy, the bastard son of Rood
Still randy she grabs Apsalars best toy
Kalam busts a move, "Whatcha doin' boy?"

Tattersails got her legs open again
Spawns a Belgian postman named Ben
Tistes' about looking for some fresh bodies
Everyone falls into a bar called Noddy's

Felisin sells her arse to get her fix
Heboric is turned on by her filthy tricks
Whilst Baudin and Beneth continue their secret affair
See ten thousand ministries, See the holy rightous dogs.
They claim to heal, but all they do is steal, Abuse your faith, cheat, and rob.
~ God was Never on your Side, Lemmy Kilmister
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Posted 20 January 2009 - 11:30 PM

Chapter 8 Sex, Lies and Videotape: Anomander decides to direct Porn

Tattersail on the bed limbs akimbo.
Says she wants to commit but Paran says she's a bimbo
Paran does her anyway even though she's fat
Rake masturbates wearing a pink boater hat

Hairlock arrives and shouts. "I'm a real boy!"
Apsalar sits in a chair with her favorite toy.
Buzzing away, it brings a smile to her face.
Before smashing Hairlock to bits with a rubber mace.

Hetan desires to mate and grabs poor Brood
Is saved by SuperSkippy, the bastard son of Rood
Still randy she grabs Apsalars best toy
Kalam busts a move, "Whatcha doin' boy?"

Tattersails got her legs open again
Spawns a Belgian postman named Ben
Tistes' about looking for some fresh bodies
Everyone falls into a bar called Noddy's

Felisin sells her arse to get her fix
Heboric is turned on by her filthy tricks
Whilst Baudin and Beneth continue their secret affair
Pust swallowsl urine on a stupid dare
souls are for wimps
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Posted 21 January 2009 - 08:02 AM

Errrr... go about your business.

This post has been edited by HoosierDaddy: 21 January 2009 - 07:53 PM

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 21 January 2009 - 10:48 AM

Thanks for that word from our sponsors, now back to the game.

Chapter 8 Sex, Lies and Videotape: Anomander decides to direct Porn

Tattersail on the bed limbs akimbo.
Says she wants to commit but Paran says she's a bimbo
Paran does her anyway even though she's fat
Rake masturbates wearing a pink boater hat

Hairlock arrives and shouts. "I'm a real boy!"
Apsalar sits in a chair with her favorite toy.
Buzzing away, it brings a smile to her face.
Before smashing Hairlock to bits with a rubber mace.

Hetan desires to mate and grabs poor Brood
Is saved by SuperSkippy, the bastard son of Rood
Still randy she grabs Apsalars best toy
Kalam busts a move, "Whatcha doin' boy?"

Tattersails got her legs open again
Spawns a Belgian postman named Ben
Tistes' about looking for some fresh bodies
Everyone falls into a bar called Noddy's

Felisin sells her arse to get her fix
Heboric is turned on by her filthy tricks
Whilst Baudin and Beneth continue their secret affair
Pust swallowsl urine on a stupid dare

Skullcup turns into a Jamaican restaurant
Suck it Errant!


"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 21 January 2009 - 10:19 PM

Thanks for that word from our sponsors, now back to the game.

Chapter 8 Sex, Lies and Videotape: Anomander decides to direct Porn

Tattersail on the bed limbs akimbo.
Says she wants to commit but Paran says she's a bimbo
Paran does her anyway even though she's fat
Rake masturbates wearing a pink boater hat

Hairlock arrives and shouts. "I'm a real boy!"
Apsalar sits in a chair with her favorite toy.
Buzzing away, it brings a smile to her face.
Before smashing Hairlock to bits with a rubber mace.

Hetan desires to mate and grabs poor Brood
Is saved by SuperSkippy, the bastard son of Rood
Still randy she grabs Apsalars best toy
Kalam busts a move, "Whatcha doin' boy?"

Tattersails got her legs open again
Spawns a Belgian postman named Ben
Tistes' about looking for some fresh bodies
Everyone falls into a bar called Noddy's

Felisin sells her arse to get her fix
Heboric is turned on by her filthy tricks
Whilst Baudin and Beneth continue their secret affair
Pust swallowsl urine on a stupid dare

Skullcup turns into a Jamaican restaurant
Isn't it about time we changed the font
souls are for wimps
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Posted 22 January 2009 - 08:48 AM

Chapter 8 Sex, Lies and Videotape: Anomander decides to direct Porn

Tattersail on the bed limbs akimbo.
Says she wants to commit but Paran says she's a bimbo
Paran does her anyway even though she's fat
Rake masturbates wearing a pink boater hat

Hairlock arrives and shouts. "I'm a real boy!"
Apsalar sits in a chair with her favorite toy.
Buzzing away, it brings a smile to her face.
Before smashing Hairlock to bits with a rubber mace.

Hetan desires to mate and grabs poor Brood
Is saved by SuperSkippy, the bastard son of Rood
Still randy she grabs Apsalars best toy
Kalam busts a move, "Whatcha doin' boy?"

Tattersails got her legs open again
Spawns a Belgian postman named Ben
Tistes' about looking for some fresh bodies
Everyone falls into a bar called Noddy's

Felisin sells her arse to get her fix
Heboric is turned on by her filthy tricks
Whilst Baudin and Beneth continue their secret affair
Pust swallowsl urine on a stupid dare

Skullcup turns into a Jamaican restaurant
Isn't it about time we changed the font
"With respect Frook, I think you're wrong"
Suck it Errant!


"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 23 January 2009 - 12:32 AM

Chapter 8 Sex, Lies and Videotape: Anomander decides to direct Porn

Tattersail on the bed limbs akimbo.
Says she wants to commit but Paran says she's a bimbo
Paran does her anyway even though she's fat
Rake masturbates wearing a pink boater hat

Hairlock arrives and shouts. "I'm a real boy!"
Apsalar sits in a chair with her favorite toy.
Buzzing away, it brings a smile to her face.
Before smashing Hairlock to bits with a rubber mace.

Hetan desires to mate and grabs poor Brood
Is saved by SuperSkippy, the bastard son of Rood
Still randy she grabs Apsalars best toy
Kalam busts a move, "Whatcha doin' boy?"

Tattersails got her legs open again
Spawns a Belgian postman named Ben
Tistes' about looking for some fresh bodies
Everyone falls into a bar called Noddy's

Felisin sells her arse to get her fix
Heboric is turned on by her filthy tricks
Whilst Baudin and Beneth continue their secret affair
Pust swallowsl urine on a stupid dare

Skullcup turns into a Jamaican restaurant
Isn't it about time we changed the font
"With respect Frook, I think you're wrong"
Heboric pulls out, starts to wipe his dong
souls are for wimps
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 11:28 AM

New one.

Chapter 9: A Quiet Night In Assail

Poliel peddles purple pheasants and peaches
Suck it Errant!


"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 24 January 2009 - 04:57 PM

Chapter 9: A Quiet Night In Assail

Poliel peddles purple pheasants and peaches
Radical rodent Rararku reaches

This post has been edited by Frookenhauer : 24 January 2009 - 04:57 PM

souls are for wimps
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#211 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 25 January 2009 - 07:17 AM

Chapter 9: A Quiet Night In Assail

Poliel peddles purple pheasants and peaches
Radical rodent Rararku reaches
Alliteration is overrated, says Mael with a snort
Suck it Errant!


"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 28 January 2009 - 12:21 AM

Bump.
Suck it Errant!


"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 30 January 2009 - 07:11 PM

[quote name='Ain't_It_Just_' date='Jan 25 2009, 07:17 AM' post='507778']
Chapter 9: A Quiet Night In Assail

Poliel peddles purple pheasants and peaches
Radical rodent Rararku reaches
Alliteration is overrated, says Mael with a snort
We need to turn left, so its "Hard to port!"
souls are for wimps
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Posted 30 January 2009 - 11:47 PM

Chapter 9: A Quiet Night In Assail

Poliel peddles purple pheasants and peaches
Radical rodent Rararku reaches
Alliteration is overrated, says Mael with a snort
We need to turn left, so its "Hard to port!"

Gothos vomits at the sight of green seals
Suck it Errant!


"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 31 January 2009 - 12:07 AM

Chapter 9: A Quiet Night In Assail

Poliel peddles purple pheasants and peaches
Radical rodent Rararku reaches
Alliteration is overrated, says Mael with a snort
We need to turn left, so its "Hard to port!"

Gothos vomits at the sight of green seals
Gets suspended for sharing his ideals
souls are for wimps
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Posted 31 January 2009 - 07:36 AM

Chapter 9: A Quiet Night In Assail

Poliel peddles purple pheasants and peaches
Radical rodent Rararku reaches
Alliteration is overrated, says Mael with a snort
We need to turn left, so its "Hard to port!"

Gothos vomits at the sight of green seals
Gets suspended for sharing his ideals
Mardi Gras commences, pigeons are roasted
Suck it Errant!


"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 31 January 2009 - 03:31 PM

[quote name='Ain't_It_Just_' date='Jan 31 2009, 07:36 AM' post='511444']
Chapter 9: A Quiet Night In Assail

Poliel peddles purple pheasants and peaches
Radical rodent Rararku reaches
Alliteration is overrated, says Mael with a snort
We need to turn left, so its "Hard to port!"

Gothos vomits at the sight of green seals
Gets suspended for sharing his ideals
Mardi Gras commences, pigeons are roasted
We're having fun the malazans boasted
souls are for wimps
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Posted 10 February 2009 - 01:14 AM

This was on page three...wat? I were well proud of this :p *sad*

Anyway..To revive I suggest a tribute to our recent fallen, ahem, angel :p

An ode to Terez.

Twas her own fault the banishment took place

Don't let me down people :p

This post has been edited by Frookenhauer : 10 February 2009 - 01:14 AM

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Posted 10 February 2009 - 01:16 AM

An ode to Terez.

Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
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Posted 10 February 2009 - 01:23 AM

An ode to Terez.

Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
souls are for wimps
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