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Chapter 7: Pormqual's Poker Game
In K'rul's Bar, Draconus holds a straight flush
Leers at the new barmaid and makes her blush
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souls are for wimps
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Posted 03 January 2009 - 01:08 AM
Chapter 7: Pormqual's Poker Game
In K'rul's Bar, Draconus holds a straight flush
Leers at the new barmaid and makes her blush
Knuckles lies unconscious under the table
In K'rul's Bar, Draconus holds a straight flush
Leers at the new barmaid and makes her blush
Knuckles lies unconscious under the table
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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[quote name='Ain't_It_Just_' date='Jan 3 2009, 01:08 AM' post='491321']
Chapter 7: Pormqual's Poker Game
In K'rul's Bar, Draconus holds a straight flush
Leers at the new barmaid and makes her blush
Knuckles lies unconscious under the table
Porm gets antsy "Drac! lay if you're able!"
Chapter 7: Pormqual's Poker Game
In K'rul's Bar, Draconus holds a straight flush
Leers at the new barmaid and makes her blush
Knuckles lies unconscious under the table
Porm gets antsy "Drac! lay if you're able!"
souls are for wimps
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Posted 04 January 2009 - 11:35 AM
Chapter 7: Pormqual's Poker Game
In K'rul's Bar, Draconus holds a straight flush
Leers at the new barmaid and makes her blush
Knuckles lies unconscious under the table
Porm gets antsy "Drac! lay if you're able!"
Kruppe crawls in, late for the game
In K'rul's Bar, Draconus holds a straight flush
Leers at the new barmaid and makes her blush
Knuckles lies unconscious under the table
Porm gets antsy "Drac! lay if you're able!"
Kruppe crawls in, late for the game
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 04 January 2009 - 07:32 PM
Chapter 7: Pormqual's Poker Game
In K'rul's Bar, Draconus holds a straight flush
Leers at the new barmaid and makes her blush
Knuckles lies unconscious under the table
Porm gets antsy "Drac! lay if you're able!"
Kruppe crawls in, late for the game
Round as a turnip, his diets to blame
In K'rul's Bar, Draconus holds a straight flush
Leers at the new barmaid and makes her blush
Knuckles lies unconscious under the table
Porm gets antsy "Drac! lay if you're able!"
Kruppe crawls in, late for the game
Round as a turnip, his diets to blame
souls are for wimps
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Posted 05 January 2009 - 01:55 AM
Chapter 7: Pormqual's Poker Game
In K'rul's Bar, Draconus holds a straight flush
Leers at the new barmaid and makes her blush
Knuckles lies unconscious under the table
Porm gets antsy "Drac! lay if you're able!"
Kruppe crawls in, late for the game
Round as a turnip, his diets to blame
Opens his Warren but locusts shit in his face
In K'rul's Bar, Draconus holds a straight flush
Leers at the new barmaid and makes her blush
Knuckles lies unconscious under the table
Porm gets antsy "Drac! lay if you're able!"
Kruppe crawls in, late for the game
Round as a turnip, his diets to blame
Opens his Warren but locusts shit in his face
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 05 January 2009 - 02:25 AM
Chapter 7: Pormqual's Poker Game
In K'rul's Bar, Draconus holds a straight flush
Leers at the new barmaid and makes her blush
Knuckles lies unconscious under the table
Porm gets antsy "Drac! lay if you're able!"
Kruppe crawls in, late for the game
Round as a turnip, his diets to blame
Opens his Warren but locusts shit in his face
Its a Quorl! A completely different race
In K'rul's Bar, Draconus holds a straight flush
Leers at the new barmaid and makes her blush
Knuckles lies unconscious under the table
Porm gets antsy "Drac! lay if you're able!"
Kruppe crawls in, late for the game
Round as a turnip, his diets to blame
Opens his Warren but locusts shit in his face
Its a Quorl! A completely different race
souls are for wimps
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Posted 05 January 2009 - 09:57 AM
Chapter 7: Pormqual's Poker Game
In K'rul's Bar, Draconus holds a straight flush
Leers at the new barmaid and makes her blush
Knuckles lies unconscious under the table
Porm gets antsy "Drac! lay if you're able!"
Kruppe crawls in, late for the game
Round as a turnip, his diets to blame
Opens his Warren but locusts shit in his face
Its a Quorl! A completely different race
Draconus pulls out several pounds of black tar heroin
In K'rul's Bar, Draconus holds a straight flush
Leers at the new barmaid and makes her blush
Knuckles lies unconscious under the table
Porm gets antsy "Drac! lay if you're able!"
Kruppe crawls in, late for the game
Round as a turnip, his diets to blame
Opens his Warren but locusts shit in his face
Its a Quorl! A completely different race
Draconus pulls out several pounds of black tar heroin
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 05 January 2009 - 10:35 AM
Chapter 7: Pormqual's Poker Game
In K'rul's Bar, Draconus holds a straight flush
Leers at the new barmaid and makes her blush
Knuckles lies unconscious under the table
Porm gets antsy "Drac! lay if you're able!"
Kruppe crawls in, late for the game
Round as a turnip, his diets to blame
Opens his Warren but locusts shit in his face
Its a Quorl! A completely different race
Draconus pulls out several pounds of black tar heroin,
a spoon, a zippo and gets it burnin'
In K'rul's Bar, Draconus holds a straight flush
Leers at the new barmaid and makes her blush
Knuckles lies unconscious under the table
Porm gets antsy "Drac! lay if you're able!"
Kruppe crawls in, late for the game
Round as a turnip, his diets to blame
Opens his Warren but locusts shit in his face
Its a Quorl! A completely different race
Draconus pulls out several pounds of black tar heroin,
a spoon, a zippo and gets it burnin'
souls are for wimps
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May I suggest an edit there Frook? heroin and burnin' don't rhyme at all. I suggest 'narrowin' 
QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."
I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."
I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
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Posted 06 January 2009 - 10:02 AM
Spoiler
Chapter 7: Pormqual's Poker Game
In K'rul's Bar, Draconus holds a straight flush
Leers at the new barmaid and makes her blush
Knuckles lies unconscious under the table
Porm gets antsy "Drac! lay if you're able!"
Kruppe crawls in, late for the game
Round as a turnip, his diets to blame
Opens his Warren but locusts shit in his face
Its a Quorl! A completely different race
Draconus pulls out several pounds of black tar heroin,
shares it with a scorpion and three fapping Bedouin
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 06 January 2009 - 10:55 PM
Spoiler
Chapter 7: Pormqual's Poker Game
In K'rul's Bar, Draconus holds a straight flush
Leers at the new barmaid and makes her blush
Knuckles lies unconscious under the table
Porm gets antsy "Drac! lay if you're able!"
Kruppe crawls in, late for the game
Round as a turnip, his diets to blame
Opens his Warren but locusts shit in his face
Its a Quorl! A completely different race
Draconus pulls out several pounds of black tar heroin,
shares it with a scorpion and three fapping Bedouin
who halve and halve to split into three, Wat?
souls are for wimps
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Posted 07 January 2009 - 10:05 AM
Chapter 7: Pormqual's Poker Game
In K'rul's Bar, Draconus holds a straight flush
Leers at the new barmaid and makes her blush
Knuckles lies unconscious under the table
Porm gets antsy "Drac! lay if you're able!"
Kruppe crawls in, late for the game
Round as a turnip, his diets to blame
Opens his Warren but locusts shit in his face
Its a Quorl! A completely different race
Draconus pulls out several pounds of black tar heroin,
shares it with a scorpion and three fapping Bedouin
who halve and halve to split into three, Wat?
Pormqual swallows his head and starts to rot
In K'rul's Bar, Draconus holds a straight flush
Leers at the new barmaid and makes her blush
Knuckles lies unconscious under the table
Porm gets antsy "Drac! lay if you're able!"
Kruppe crawls in, late for the game
Round as a turnip, his diets to blame
Opens his Warren but locusts shit in his face
Its a Quorl! A completely different race
Draconus pulls out several pounds of black tar heroin,
shares it with a scorpion and three fapping Bedouin
who halve and halve to split into three, Wat?
Pormqual swallows his head and starts to rot
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 07 January 2009 - 10:59 AM
Chapter 7: Pormqual's Poker Game
In K'rul's Bar, Draconus holds a straight flush
Leers at the new barmaid and makes her blush
Knuckles lies unconscious under the table
Porm gets antsy "Drac! lay if you're able!"
Kruppe crawls in, late for the game
Round as a turnip, his diets to blame
Opens his Warren but locusts shit in his face
Its a Quorl! A completely different race
Draconus pulls out several pounds of black tar heroin,
shares it with a scorpion and three fapping Bedouin
who halve and halve to split into three, Wat?
Pormqual swallows his head and starts to rot
A roar outside and the building doth shake
In K'rul's Bar, Draconus holds a straight flush
Leers at the new barmaid and makes her blush
Knuckles lies unconscious under the table
Porm gets antsy "Drac! lay if you're able!"
Kruppe crawls in, late for the game
Round as a turnip, his diets to blame
Opens his Warren but locusts shit in his face
Its a Quorl! A completely different race
Draconus pulls out several pounds of black tar heroin,
shares it with a scorpion and three fapping Bedouin
who halve and halve to split into three, Wat?
Pormqual swallows his head and starts to rot
A roar outside and the building doth shake
souls are for wimps
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Posted 08 January 2009 - 12:04 PM
Chapter 7: Pormqual's Poker Game
In K'rul's Bar, Draconus holds a straight flush
Leers at the new barmaid and makes her blush
Knuckles lies unconscious under the table
Porm gets antsy "Drac! lay if you're able!"
Kruppe crawls in, late for the game
Round as a turnip, his diets to blame
Opens his Warren but locusts shit in his face
Its a Quorl! A completely different race
Draconus pulls out several pounds of black tar heroin,
shares it with a scorpion and three fapping Bedouin
who halve and halve to split into three, Wat?
Pormqual swallows his head and starts to rot
A roar outside and the building doth shake
Irp and Rudd swap recipes for Baruk-cake
In K'rul's Bar, Draconus holds a straight flush
Leers at the new barmaid and makes her blush
Knuckles lies unconscious under the table
Porm gets antsy "Drac! lay if you're able!"
Kruppe crawls in, late for the game
Round as a turnip, his diets to blame
Opens his Warren but locusts shit in his face
Its a Quorl! A completely different race
Draconus pulls out several pounds of black tar heroin,
shares it with a scorpion and three fapping Bedouin
who halve and halve to split into three, Wat?
Pormqual swallows his head and starts to rot
A roar outside and the building doth shake
Irp and Rudd swap recipes for Baruk-cake
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 08 January 2009 - 01:09 PM
Chapter 7: Pormqual's Poker Game
In K'rul's Bar, Draconus holds a straight flush
Leers at the new barmaid and makes her blush
Knuckles lies unconscious under the table
Porm gets antsy "Drac! lay if you're able!"
Kruppe crawls in, late for the game
Round as a turnip, his diets to blame
Opens his Warren but locusts shit in his face
Its a Quorl! A completely different race
Draconus pulls out several pounds of black tar heroin,
shares it with a scorpion and three fapping Bedouin
who halve and halve to split into three, Wat?
Pormqual swallows his head and starts to rot
A roar outside and the building doth shake
Irp and Rudd swap recipes for Baruk-cake
Oblivious to the ruckus out front
In K'rul's Bar, Draconus holds a straight flush
Leers at the new barmaid and makes her blush
Knuckles lies unconscious under the table
Porm gets antsy "Drac! lay if you're able!"
Kruppe crawls in, late for the game
Round as a turnip, his diets to blame
Opens his Warren but locusts shit in his face
Its a Quorl! A completely different race
Draconus pulls out several pounds of black tar heroin,
shares it with a scorpion and three fapping Bedouin
who halve and halve to split into three, Wat?
Pormqual swallows his head and starts to rot
A roar outside and the building doth shake
Irp and Rudd swap recipes for Baruk-cake
Oblivious to the ruckus out front
souls are for wimps
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Posted 09 January 2009 - 01:22 AM
Chapter 7: Pormqual's Poker Game
In K'rul's Bar, Draconus holds a straight flush
Leers at the new barmaid and makes her blush
Knuckles lies unconscious under the table
Porm gets antsy "Drac! lay if you're able!"
Kruppe crawls in, late for the game
Round as a turnip, his diets to blame
Opens his Warren but locusts shit in his face
Its a Quorl! A completely different race
Draconus pulls out several pounds of black tar heroin,
shares it with a scorpion and three fapping Bedouin
who halve and halve to split into three, Wat?
Pormqual swallows his head and starts to rot
A roar outside and the building doth shake
Irp and Rudd swap recipes for Baruk-cake
Oblivious to the ruckus out front
Kruppe eats a 20 pound steak for a stunt
One a day-ish was no idle threat
In K'rul's Bar, Draconus holds a straight flush
Leers at the new barmaid and makes her blush
Knuckles lies unconscious under the table
Porm gets antsy "Drac! lay if you're able!"
Kruppe crawls in, late for the game
Round as a turnip, his diets to blame
Opens his Warren but locusts shit in his face
Its a Quorl! A completely different race
Draconus pulls out several pounds of black tar heroin,
shares it with a scorpion and three fapping Bedouin
who halve and halve to split into three, Wat?
Pormqual swallows his head and starts to rot
A roar outside and the building doth shake
Irp and Rudd swap recipes for Baruk-cake
Oblivious to the ruckus out front
Kruppe eats a 20 pound steak for a stunt
One a day-ish was no idle threat
souls are for wimps
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Posted 09 January 2009 - 09:49 AM
Chapter 7: Pormqual's Poker Game
In K'rul's Bar, Draconus holds a straight flush
Leers at the new barmaid and makes her blush
Knuckles lies unconscious under the table
Porm gets antsy "Drac! lay if you're able!"
Kruppe crawls in, late for the game
Round as a turnip, his diets to blame
Opens his Warren but locusts shit in his face
Its a Quorl! A completely different race
Draconus pulls out several pounds of black tar heroin,
shares it with a scorpion and three fapping Bedouin
who halve and halve to split into three, Wat?
Pormqual swallows his head and starts to rot
A roar outside and the building doth shake
Irp and Rudd swap recipes for Baruk-cake
Oblivious to the ruckus out front
Kruppe eats a 20 pound steak for a stunt
The windows are shattered, here come the Tiste Robots
In K'rul's Bar, Draconus holds a straight flush
Leers at the new barmaid and makes her blush
Knuckles lies unconscious under the table
Porm gets antsy "Drac! lay if you're able!"
Kruppe crawls in, late for the game
Round as a turnip, his diets to blame
Opens his Warren but locusts shit in his face
Its a Quorl! A completely different race
Draconus pulls out several pounds of black tar heroin,
shares it with a scorpion and three fapping Bedouin
who halve and halve to split into three, Wat?
Pormqual swallows his head and starts to rot
A roar outside and the building doth shake
Irp and Rudd swap recipes for Baruk-cake
Oblivious to the ruckus out front
Kruppe eats a 20 pound steak for a stunt
The windows are shattered, here come the Tiste Robots
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#179
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Posted 09 January 2009 - 11:14 PM
[quote name='Ain't_It_Just_' date='Jan 9 2009, 09:49 AM' post='495755']
Chapter 7: Pormqual's Poker Game
In K'rul's Bar, Draconus holds a straight flush
Leers at the new barmaid and makes her blush
Knuckles lies unconscious under the table
Porm gets antsy "Drac! lay if you're able!"
Kruppe crawls in, late for the game
Round as a turnip, his diets to blame
Opens his Warren but locusts shit in his face
Its a Quorl! A completely different race
Draconus pulls out several pounds of black tar heroin,
shares it with a scorpion and three fapping Bedouin
who halve and halve to split into three, Wat?
Pormqual swallows his head and starts to rot
A roar outside and the building doth shake
Irp and Rudd swap recipes for Baruk-cake
Oblivious to the ruckus out front
Kruppe eats a 20 pound steak for a stunt
The windows are shattered, here come the Tiste Robots
They're miles better than those awful Gobots
Chapter 7: Pormqual's Poker Game
In K'rul's Bar, Draconus holds a straight flush
Leers at the new barmaid and makes her blush
Knuckles lies unconscious under the table
Porm gets antsy "Drac! lay if you're able!"
Kruppe crawls in, late for the game
Round as a turnip, his diets to blame
Opens his Warren but locusts shit in his face
Its a Quorl! A completely different race
Draconus pulls out several pounds of black tar heroin,
shares it with a scorpion and three fapping Bedouin
who halve and halve to split into three, Wat?
Pormqual swallows his head and starts to rot
A roar outside and the building doth shake
Irp and Rudd swap recipes for Baruk-cake
Oblivious to the ruckus out front
Kruppe eats a 20 pound steak for a stunt
The windows are shattered, here come the Tiste Robots
They're miles better than those awful Gobots
souls are for wimps
#180
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Posted 10 January 2009 - 01:33 AM
Chapter 7: Pormqual's Poker Game
In K'rul's Bar, Draconus holds a straight flush
Leers at the new barmaid and makes her blush
Knuckles lies unconscious under the table
Porm gets antsy "Drac! lay if you're able!"
Kruppe crawls in, late for the game
Round as a turnip, his diets to blame
Opens his Warren but locusts shit in his face
Its a Quorl! A completely different race
Draconus pulls out several pounds of black tar heroin,
shares it with a scorpion and three fapping Bedouin
who halve and halve to split into three, Wat?
Pormqual swallows his head and starts to rot
A roar outside and the building doth shake
Irp and Rudd swap recipes for Baruk-cake
Oblivious to the ruckus out front
Kruppe eats a 20 pound steak for a stunt
The windows are shattered, here come the Tiste Robots
They're miles better than those awful Gobots
Abyss the Saviour flies in with a purple jetpack
In K'rul's Bar, Draconus holds a straight flush
Leers at the new barmaid and makes her blush
Knuckles lies unconscious under the table
Porm gets antsy "Drac! lay if you're able!"
Kruppe crawls in, late for the game
Round as a turnip, his diets to blame
Opens his Warren but locusts shit in his face
Its a Quorl! A completely different race
Draconus pulls out several pounds of black tar heroin,
shares it with a scorpion and three fapping Bedouin
who halve and halve to split into three, Wat?
Pormqual swallows his head and starts to rot
A roar outside and the building doth shake
Irp and Rudd swap recipes for Baruk-cake
Oblivious to the ruckus out front
Kruppe eats a 20 pound steak for a stunt
The windows are shattered, here come the Tiste Robots
They're miles better than those awful Gobots
Abyss the Saviour flies in with a purple jetpack
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
