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Chapter 7: Pormqual's Poker Game
In K'rul's Bar, Draconus holds a straight flush
Leers at the new barmaid and makes her blush
Knuckles lies unconscious under the table
Porm gets antsy "Drac! lay if you're able!"
Kruppe crawls in, late for the game
Round as a turnip, his diets to blame
Opens his Warren but locusts shit in his face
Its a Quorl! A completely different race
Draconus pulls out several pounds of black tar heroin,
shares it with a scorpion and three fapping Bedouin
who halve and halve to split into three, Wat?
Pormqual swallows his head and starts to rot
A roar outside and the building doth shake
Irp and Rudd swap recipes for Baruk-cake
Oblivious to the ruckus out front
Kruppe eats a 20 pound steak for a stunt
The windows are shattered, here come the Tiste Robots
They're miles better than those awful Gobots
Abyss the Saviour flies in with a purple jetpack
promptly crashes into the chimney stack
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Posted 10 January 2009 - 05:41 PM
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Posted 11 January 2009 - 09:11 PM
Chapter 7: Pormqual's Poker Game
In K'rul's Bar, Draconus holds a straight flush
Leers at the new barmaid and makes her blush
Knuckles lies unconscious under the table
Porm gets antsy "Drac! lay if you're able!"
Kruppe crawls in, late for the game
Round as a turnip, his diets to blame
Opens his Warren but locusts shit in his face
Its a Quorl! A completely different race
Draconus pulls out several pounds of black tar heroin,
shares it with a scorpion and three fapping Bedouin
who halve and halve to split into three, Wat?
Pormqual swallows his head and starts to rot
A roar outside and the building doth shake
Irp and Rudd swap recipes for Baruk-cake
Oblivious to the ruckus out front
Kruppe eats a 20 pound steak for a stunt
The windows are shattered, here come the Tiste Robots
They're miles better than those awful Gobots
Abyss the Saviour flies in with a purple jetpack
promptly crashes into the chimney stack
here's to the ones we love the best,
we screw em east we screw em west,
we screw em standing we screw em lying,
if they had wings we'd screw em flying.
and when they're dead and long forgotten,
we'll dig em up and screw em fucking rotten! <-courtesy of Sparky
In K'rul's Bar, Draconus holds a straight flush
Leers at the new barmaid and makes her blush
Knuckles lies unconscious under the table
Porm gets antsy "Drac! lay if you're able!"
Kruppe crawls in, late for the game
Round as a turnip, his diets to blame
Opens his Warren but locusts shit in his face
Its a Quorl! A completely different race
Draconus pulls out several pounds of black tar heroin,
shares it with a scorpion and three fapping Bedouin
who halve and halve to split into three, Wat?
Pormqual swallows his head and starts to rot
A roar outside and the building doth shake
Irp and Rudd swap recipes for Baruk-cake
Oblivious to the ruckus out front
Kruppe eats a 20 pound steak for a stunt
The windows are shattered, here come the Tiste Robots
They're miles better than those awful Gobots
Abyss the Saviour flies in with a purple jetpack
promptly crashes into the chimney stack
here's to the ones we love the best,
we screw em east we screw em west,
we screw em standing we screw em lying,
if they had wings we'd screw em flying.
and when they're dead and long forgotten,
we'll dig em up and screw em fucking rotten! <-courtesy of Sparky
This post has been edited by Frookenhauer : 11 January 2009 - 09:12 PM
souls are for wimps
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Posted 11 January 2009 - 09:14 PM
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QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."
I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."
I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
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Posted 12 January 2009 - 01:17 AM
Sex, Lies and Videotape: Anomander decides to direct Porn
Tattersail on the bed limbs akimbo.
Tattersail on the bed limbs akimbo.
souls are for wimps
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Posted 12 January 2009 - 08:22 AM
Tattersail on the bed limbs akimbo.
Says she wants to commit but Paran says she's a bimbo
Says she wants to commit but Paran says she's a bimbo
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Chapter 8 Sex, Lies and Videotape: Anomander decides to direct Porn
Tattersail on the bed limbs akimbo.
Says she wants to commit but Paran says she's a bimbo
Paran does her anyway even though she's fat
Tattersail on the bed limbs akimbo.
Says she wants to commit but Paran says she's a bimbo
Paran does her anyway even though she's fat
This post has been edited by Frookenhauer : 12 January 2009 - 05:36 PM
souls are for wimps
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Posted 13 January 2009 - 02:21 AM
Chapter 8 Sex, Lies and Videotape: Anomander decides to direct Porn
Tattersail on the bed limbs akimbo.
Says she wants to commit but Paran says she's a bimbo
Paran does her anyway even though she's fat
Rake masturbates wearing a pink boater hat
Tattersail on the bed limbs akimbo.
Says she wants to commit but Paran says she's a bimbo
Paran does her anyway even though she's fat
Rake masturbates wearing a pink boater hat
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 13 January 2009 - 09:43 PM
Chapter 8 Sex, Lies and Videotape: Anomander decides to direct Porn
Tattersail on the bed limbs akimbo.
Says she wants to commit but Paran says she's a bimbo
Paran does her anyway even though she's fat
Rake masturbates wearing a pink boater hat
Hairlock arrives and shouts. "I'm a real boy!"
Tattersail on the bed limbs akimbo.
Says she wants to commit but Paran says she's a bimbo
Paran does her anyway even though she's fat
Rake masturbates wearing a pink boater hat
Hairlock arrives and shouts. "I'm a real boy!"
souls are for wimps
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Posted 13 January 2009 - 09:45 PM
Chapter 8 Sex, Lies and Videotape: Anomander decides to direct Porn
Tattersail on the bed limbs akimbo.
Says she wants to commit but Paran says she's a bimbo
Paran does her anyway even though she's fat
Rake masturbates wearing a pink boater hat
Hairlock arrives and shouts. "I'm a real boy!"
Apsalar sits in a chair with her favorite toy.
~This will get really bad, I got a feeling about it.
Tattersail on the bed limbs akimbo.
Says she wants to commit but Paran says she's a bimbo
Paran does her anyway even though she's fat
Rake masturbates wearing a pink boater hat
Hairlock arrives and shouts. "I'm a real boy!"
Apsalar sits in a chair with her favorite toy.
~This will get really bad, I got a feeling about it.
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
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Posted 13 January 2009 - 09:51 PM
Chapter 8 Sex, Lies and Videotape: Anomander decides to direct Porn
Tattersail on the bed limbs akimbo.
Says she wants to commit but Paran says she's a bimbo
Paran does her anyway even though she's fat
Rake masturbates wearing a pink boater hat
Hairlock arrives and shouts. "I'm a real boy!"
Apsalar sits in a chair with her favorite toy.
Buzzing away, it brings a smile to her face.
Tattersail on the bed limbs akimbo.
Says she wants to commit but Paran says she's a bimbo
Paran does her anyway even though she's fat
Rake masturbates wearing a pink boater hat
Hairlock arrives and shouts. "I'm a real boy!"
Apsalar sits in a chair with her favorite toy.
Buzzing away, it brings a smile to her face.
souls are for wimps
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Posted 14 January 2009 - 05:37 AM
Chapter 8 Sex, Lies and Videotape: Anomander decides to direct Porn
Tattersail on the bed limbs akimbo.
Says she wants to commit but Paran says she's a bimbo
Paran does her anyway even though she's fat
Rake masturbates wearing a pink boater hat
Hairlock arrives and shouts. "I'm a real boy!"
Apsalar sits in a chair with her favorite toy.
Buzzing away, it brings a smile to her face.
Before smashing Hairlock to bits with a rubber mace.
Tattersail on the bed limbs akimbo.
Says she wants to commit but Paran says she's a bimbo
Paran does her anyway even though she's fat
Rake masturbates wearing a pink boater hat
Hairlock arrives and shouts. "I'm a real boy!"
Apsalar sits in a chair with her favorite toy.
Buzzing away, it brings a smile to her face.
Before smashing Hairlock to bits with a rubber mace.
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 14 January 2009 - 07:54 PM
Chapter 8 Sex, Lies and Videotape: Anomander decides to direct Porn
Tattersail on the bed limbs akimbo.
Says she wants to commit but Paran says she's a bimbo
Paran does her anyway even though she's fat
Rake masturbates wearing a pink boater hat
Hairlock arrives and shouts. "I'm a real boy!"
Apsalar sits in a chair with her favorite toy.
Buzzing away, it brings a smile to her face.
Before smashing Hairlock to bits with a rubber mace.
Hetan desires to mate and grabs poor Brood
Tattersail on the bed limbs akimbo.
Says she wants to commit but Paran says she's a bimbo
Paran does her anyway even though she's fat
Rake masturbates wearing a pink boater hat
Hairlock arrives and shouts. "I'm a real boy!"
Apsalar sits in a chair with her favorite toy.
Buzzing away, it brings a smile to her face.
Before smashing Hairlock to bits with a rubber mace.
Hetan desires to mate and grabs poor Brood
souls are for wimps
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Posted 15 January 2009 - 10:30 AM
Chapter 8 Sex, Lies and Videotape: Anomander decides to direct Porn
Tattersail on the bed limbs akimbo.
Says she wants to commit but Paran says she's a bimbo
Paran does her anyway even though she's fat
Rake masturbates wearing a pink boater hat
Hairlock arrives and shouts. "I'm a real boy!"
Apsalar sits in a chair with her favorite toy.
Buzzing away, it brings a smile to her face.
Before smashing Hairlock to bits with a rubber mace.
Hetan desires to mate and grabs poor Brood
Is saved by SuperSkippy, the bastard son of Rood
Tattersail on the bed limbs akimbo.
Says she wants to commit but Paran says she's a bimbo
Paran does her anyway even though she's fat
Rake masturbates wearing a pink boater hat
Hairlock arrives and shouts. "I'm a real boy!"
Apsalar sits in a chair with her favorite toy.
Buzzing away, it brings a smile to her face.
Before smashing Hairlock to bits with a rubber mace.
Hetan desires to mate and grabs poor Brood
Is saved by SuperSkippy, the bastard son of Rood
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 15 January 2009 - 09:39 PM
Chapter 8 Sex, Lies and Videotape: Anomander decides to direct Porn
Tattersail on the bed limbs akimbo.
Says she wants to commit but Paran says she's a bimbo
Paran does her anyway even though she's fat
Rake masturbates wearing a pink boater hat
Hairlock arrives and shouts. "I'm a real boy!"
Apsalar sits in a chair with her favorite toy.
Buzzing away, it brings a smile to her face.
Before smashing Hairlock to bits with a rubber mace.
Hetan desires to mate and grabs poor Brood
Is saved by SuperSkippy, the bastard son of Rood
Still randy she grabs Apsalars best toy
Tattersail on the bed limbs akimbo.
Says she wants to commit but Paran says she's a bimbo
Paran does her anyway even though she's fat
Rake masturbates wearing a pink boater hat
Hairlock arrives and shouts. "I'm a real boy!"
Apsalar sits in a chair with her favorite toy.
Buzzing away, it brings a smile to her face.
Before smashing Hairlock to bits with a rubber mace.
Hetan desires to mate and grabs poor Brood
Is saved by SuperSkippy, the bastard son of Rood
Still randy she grabs Apsalars best toy
This post has been edited by Frookenhauer : 15 January 2009 - 09:39 PM
souls are for wimps
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Chapter 8 Sex, Lies and Videotape: Anomander decides to direct Porn
Tattersail on the bed limbs akimbo.
Says she wants to commit but Paran says she's a bimbo
Paran does her anyway even though she's fat
Rake masturbates wearing a pink boater hat
Hairlock arrives and shouts. "I'm a real boy!"
Apsalar sits in a chair with her favorite toy.
Buzzing away, it brings a smile to her face.
Before smashing Hairlock to bits with a rubber mace.
Hetan desires to mate and grabs poor Brood
Is saved by SuperSkippy, the bastard son of Rood
Still randy she grabs Apsalars best toy
Kalam busts a move, "Whatcha doin' boy?"
Tattersail on the bed limbs akimbo.
Says she wants to commit but Paran says she's a bimbo
Paran does her anyway even though she's fat
Rake masturbates wearing a pink boater hat
Hairlock arrives and shouts. "I'm a real boy!"
Apsalar sits in a chair with her favorite toy.
Buzzing away, it brings a smile to her face.
Before smashing Hairlock to bits with a rubber mace.
Hetan desires to mate and grabs poor Brood
Is saved by SuperSkippy, the bastard son of Rood
Still randy she grabs Apsalars best toy
Kalam busts a move, "Whatcha doin' boy?"
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#196
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Posted 16 January 2009 - 08:16 PM
Chapter 8 Sex, Lies and Videotape: Anomander decides to direct Porn
Tattersail on the bed limbs akimbo.
Says she wants to commit but Paran says she's a bimbo
Paran does her anyway even though she's fat
Rake masturbates wearing a pink boater hat
Hairlock arrives and shouts. "I'm a real boy!"
Apsalar sits in a chair with her favorite toy.
Buzzing away, it brings a smile to her face.
Before smashing Hairlock to bits with a rubber mace.
Hetan desires to mate and grabs poor Brood
Is saved by SuperSkippy, the bastard son of Rood
Still randy she grabs Apsalars best toy
Kalam busts a move, "Whatcha doin' boy?"
Tattersails got her legs open again
Tattersail on the bed limbs akimbo.
Says she wants to commit but Paran says she's a bimbo
Paran does her anyway even though she's fat
Rake masturbates wearing a pink boater hat
Hairlock arrives and shouts. "I'm a real boy!"
Apsalar sits in a chair with her favorite toy.
Buzzing away, it brings a smile to her face.
Before smashing Hairlock to bits with a rubber mace.
Hetan desires to mate and grabs poor Brood
Is saved by SuperSkippy, the bastard son of Rood
Still randy she grabs Apsalars best toy
Kalam busts a move, "Whatcha doin' boy?"
Tattersails got her legs open again
souls are for wimps
#197
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Posted 18 January 2009 - 10:39 AM
Chapter 8 Sex, Lies and Videotape: Anomander decides to direct Porn
Tattersail on the bed limbs akimbo.
Says she wants to commit but Paran says she's a bimbo
Paran does her anyway even though she's fat
Rake masturbates wearing a pink boater hat
Hairlock arrives and shouts. "I'm a real boy!"
Apsalar sits in a chair with her favorite toy.
Buzzing away, it brings a smile to her face.
Before smashing Hairlock to bits with a rubber mace.
Hetan desires to mate and grabs poor Brood
Is saved by SuperSkippy, the bastard son of Rood
Still randy she grabs Apsalars best toy
Kalam busts a move, "Whatcha doin' boy?"
Tattersails got her legs open again
Spawns a Belgian postman named Ben
Tattersail on the bed limbs akimbo.
Says she wants to commit but Paran says she's a bimbo
Paran does her anyway even though she's fat
Rake masturbates wearing a pink boater hat
Hairlock arrives and shouts. "I'm a real boy!"
Apsalar sits in a chair with her favorite toy.
Buzzing away, it brings a smile to her face.
Before smashing Hairlock to bits with a rubber mace.
Hetan desires to mate and grabs poor Brood
Is saved by SuperSkippy, the bastard son of Rood
Still randy she grabs Apsalars best toy
Kalam busts a move, "Whatcha doin' boy?"
Tattersails got her legs open again
Spawns a Belgian postman named Ben
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 18 January 2009 - 06:04 PM
Chapter 8 Sex, Lies and Videotape: Anomander decides to direct Porn
Tattersail on the bed limbs akimbo.
Says she wants to commit but Paran says she's a bimbo
Paran does her anyway even though she's fat
Rake masturbates wearing a pink boater hat
Hairlock arrives and shouts. "I'm a real boy!"
Apsalar sits in a chair with her favorite toy.
Buzzing away, it brings a smile to her face.
Before smashing Hairlock to bits with a rubber mace.
Hetan desires to mate and grabs poor Brood
Is saved by SuperSkippy, the bastard son of Rood
Still randy she grabs Apsalars best toy
Kalam busts a move, "Whatcha doin' boy?"
Tattersails got her legs open again
Spawns a Belgian postman named Ben
Tistes' about looking for some fresh bodies
Tattersail on the bed limbs akimbo.
Says she wants to commit but Paran says she's a bimbo
Paran does her anyway even though she's fat
Rake masturbates wearing a pink boater hat
Hairlock arrives and shouts. "I'm a real boy!"
Apsalar sits in a chair with her favorite toy.
Buzzing away, it brings a smile to her face.
Before smashing Hairlock to bits with a rubber mace.
Hetan desires to mate and grabs poor Brood
Is saved by SuperSkippy, the bastard son of Rood
Still randy she grabs Apsalars best toy
Kalam busts a move, "Whatcha doin' boy?"
Tattersails got her legs open again
Spawns a Belgian postman named Ben
Tistes' about looking for some fresh bodies
souls are for wimps
#199
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Posted 20 January 2009 - 10:01 AM
Chapter 8 Sex, Lies and Videotape: Anomander decides to direct Porn
Tattersail on the bed limbs akimbo.
Says she wants to commit but Paran says she's a bimbo
Paran does her anyway even though she's fat
Rake masturbates wearing a pink boater hat
Hairlock arrives and shouts. "I'm a real boy!"
Apsalar sits in a chair with her favorite toy.
Buzzing away, it brings a smile to her face.
Before smashing Hairlock to bits with a rubber mace.
Hetan desires to mate and grabs poor Brood
Is saved by SuperSkippy, the bastard son of Rood
Still randy she grabs Apsalars best toy
Kalam busts a move, "Whatcha doin' boy?"
Tattersails got her legs open again
Spawns a Belgian postman named Ben
Tistes' about looking for some fresh bodies
Everyone falls into a bar called Noddy's
Tattersail on the bed limbs akimbo.
Says she wants to commit but Paran says she's a bimbo
Paran does her anyway even though she's fat
Rake masturbates wearing a pink boater hat
Hairlock arrives and shouts. "I'm a real boy!"
Apsalar sits in a chair with her favorite toy.
Buzzing away, it brings a smile to her face.
Before smashing Hairlock to bits with a rubber mace.
Hetan desires to mate and grabs poor Brood
Is saved by SuperSkippy, the bastard son of Rood
Still randy she grabs Apsalars best toy
Kalam busts a move, "Whatcha doin' boy?"
Tattersails got her legs open again
Spawns a Belgian postman named Ben
Tistes' about looking for some fresh bodies
Everyone falls into a bar called Noddy's
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 20 January 2009 - 10:35 PM
Chapter 8 Sex, Lies and Videotape: Anomander decides to direct Porn
Tattersail on the bed limbs akimbo.
Says she wants to commit but Paran says she's a bimbo
Paran does her anyway even though she's fat
Rake masturbates wearing a pink boater hat
Hairlock arrives and shouts. "I'm a real boy!"
Apsalar sits in a chair with her favorite toy.
Buzzing away, it brings a smile to her face.
Before smashing Hairlock to bits with a rubber mace.
Hetan desires to mate and grabs poor Brood
Is saved by SuperSkippy, the bastard son of Rood
Still randy she grabs Apsalars best toy
Kalam busts a move, "Whatcha doin' boy?"
Tattersails got her legs open again
Spawns a Belgian postman named Ben
Tistes' about looking for some fresh bodies
Everyone falls into a bar called Noddy's
Felisin sells her arse to get her fix
Tattersail on the bed limbs akimbo.
Says she wants to commit but Paran says she's a bimbo
Paran does her anyway even though she's fat
Rake masturbates wearing a pink boater hat
Hairlock arrives and shouts. "I'm a real boy!"
Apsalar sits in a chair with her favorite toy.
Buzzing away, it brings a smile to her face.
Before smashing Hairlock to bits with a rubber mace.
Hetan desires to mate and grabs poor Brood
Is saved by SuperSkippy, the bastard son of Rood
Still randy she grabs Apsalars best toy
Kalam busts a move, "Whatcha doin' boy?"
Tattersails got her legs open again
Spawns a Belgian postman named Ben
Tistes' about looking for some fresh bodies
Everyone falls into a bar called Noddy's
Felisin sells her arse to get her fix
souls are for wimps
