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An ode to Terez
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?
She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity
Never a dull moment in religion...
So long as you sacrifice a pigeon
Or a windcaster by the name of Gem
Who saw terez to be no worthier than phlegm
Darwin and Jesus the battle was fierce
The forum members comfort was pierced
The book of the fallen gains a new name
charred and battered and twisted by flame
But like a croaked pheonix she shall rise again
to explain the cervix down the last vein
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Posted 16 February 2009 - 11:16 PM
An ode to Terez
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?
She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity
Never a dull moment in religion...
So long as you sacrifice a pigeon
Or a windcaster by the name of Gem
Who saw terez to be no worthier than phlegm
Darwin and Jesus the battle was fierce
The forum members comfort was pierced
The book of the fallen gains a new name
charred and battered and twisted by flame
But like a croaked pheonix she shall rise again
to explain the cervix down the last vein
Timid or Brash, how will she return?
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?
She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity
Never a dull moment in religion...
So long as you sacrifice a pigeon
Or a windcaster by the name of Gem
Who saw terez to be no worthier than phlegm
Darwin and Jesus the battle was fierce
The forum members comfort was pierced
The book of the fallen gains a new name
charred and battered and twisted by flame
But like a croaked pheonix she shall rise again
to explain the cervix down the last vein
Timid or Brash, how will she return?
souls are for wimps
#243
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Posted 16 February 2009 - 11:17 PM
An ode to Terez
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?
She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity
Never a dull moment in religion...
So long as you sacrifice a pigeon
Or a windcaster by the name of Gem
Who saw terez to be no worthier than phlegm
Darwin and Jesus the battle was fierce
The forum members comfort was pierced
The book of the fallen gains a new name
charred and battered and twisted by flame
But like a croaked pheonix she shall rise again
to explain the cervix down the last vein
Timid or Brash, how will she return?
No matter, the mods won't be any less stern
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?
She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity
Never a dull moment in religion...
So long as you sacrifice a pigeon
Or a windcaster by the name of Gem
Who saw terez to be no worthier than phlegm
Darwin and Jesus the battle was fierce
The forum members comfort was pierced
The book of the fallen gains a new name
charred and battered and twisted by flame
But like a croaked pheonix she shall rise again
to explain the cervix down the last vein
Timid or Brash, how will she return?
No matter, the mods won't be any less stern
Everyone is entitled to his own wrong opinion. - Lizrad
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Posted 16 February 2009 - 11:21 PM
An ode to Terez
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?
She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity
Never a dull moment in religion...
So long as you sacrifice a pigeon
Or a windcaster by the name of Gem
Who saw terez to be no worthier than phlegm
Darwin and Jesus the battle was fierce
The forum members comfort was pierced
The book of the fallen gains a new name
charred and battered and twisted by flame
But like a croaked pheonix she shall rise again
to explain the cervix down the last vein
Timid or Brash, how will she return?
No matter, the mods won't be any less stern
Quiet as a mouse and mostly anon...
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?
She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity
Never a dull moment in religion...
So long as you sacrifice a pigeon
Or a windcaster by the name of Gem
Who saw terez to be no worthier than phlegm
Darwin and Jesus the battle was fierce
The forum members comfort was pierced
The book of the fallen gains a new name
charred and battered and twisted by flame
But like a croaked pheonix she shall rise again
to explain the cervix down the last vein
Timid or Brash, how will she return?
No matter, the mods won't be any less stern
Quiet as a mouse and mostly anon...
souls are for wimps
#245
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 01:39 AM
It's happened before, the sagacious ones said,
The return of a member once though to be dead,
I'd cite a few names, drop a few clues,
But those hidden members have paid their dues.
To hide from the mods, the best path is dark
Stay out of Religion, and perhaps on a lark
Drop by the Inn, where security's lax
Hope to your House you don't get the axe.
Some die forever, yield to Hood's blade,
But every so oft, a resurrection is made.
If were I allowed to presume to fortell,
I'd say the Hawt troll is off towards hell.
Sad, but if true, it presents no dilemma.
I really can't rhyme with dilemma.
This stanza seems to burst into flame,
I vote we assign dear Brood all the blame.
The return of a member once though to be dead,
I'd cite a few names, drop a few clues,
But those hidden members have paid their dues.
To hide from the mods, the best path is dark
Stay out of Religion, and perhaps on a lark
Drop by the Inn, where security's lax
Hope to your House you don't get the axe.
Some die forever, yield to Hood's blade,
But every so oft, a resurrection is made.
If were I allowed to presume to fortell,
I'd say the Hawt troll is off towards hell.
Sad, but if true, it presents no dilemma.
I really can't rhyme with dilemma.
This stanza seems to burst into flame,
I vote we assign dear Brood all the blame.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
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bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
#246
frookenhauer
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 10:00 PM
[quote name='Frookenhauer ' date='Feb 16 2009, 11:21 PM' post='526564']
An ode to Terez
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?
She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity
Never a dull moment in religion...
So long as you sacrifice a pigeon
Or a windcaster by the name of Gem
Who saw terez to be no worthier than phlegm
Darwin and Jesus the battle was fierce
The forum members comfort was pierced
The book of the fallen gains a new name
charred and battered and twisted by flame
But like a croaked pheonix she shall rise again
to explain the cervix down the last vein
Timid or Brash, how will she return?
No matter, the mods won't be any less stern
Quiet as a mouse and mostly anon...
Let stormy tell us how its usually done:
It's happened before, the sagacious ones said,
The return of a member once though to be dead,
I'd cite a few names, drop a few clues,
But those hidden members have paid their dues.
To hide from the mods, the best path is dark
Stay out of Religion, and perhaps on a lark
Drop by the Inn, where security's lax
Hope to your House you don't get the axe.
Some die forever, yield to Hood's blade,
But every so oft, a resurrection is made.
If were I allowed to presume to fortell,
I'd say the Hawt troll is off towards hell.
Sad, but if true, it presents no dilemma.
I really can't rhyme with dilemma.
This stanza seems to burst into flame,
I vote we assign dear Brood all the blame.
Stormy breaks the rules and raises the bar
An ode to Terez
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?
She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity
Never a dull moment in religion...
So long as you sacrifice a pigeon
Or a windcaster by the name of Gem
Who saw terez to be no worthier than phlegm
Darwin and Jesus the battle was fierce
The forum members comfort was pierced
The book of the fallen gains a new name
charred and battered and twisted by flame
But like a croaked pheonix she shall rise again
to explain the cervix down the last vein
Timid or Brash, how will she return?
No matter, the mods won't be any less stern
Quiet as a mouse and mostly anon...
Let stormy tell us how its usually done:
It's happened before, the sagacious ones said,
The return of a member once though to be dead,
I'd cite a few names, drop a few clues,
But those hidden members have paid their dues.
To hide from the mods, the best path is dark
Stay out of Religion, and perhaps on a lark
Drop by the Inn, where security's lax
Hope to your House you don't get the axe.
Some die forever, yield to Hood's blade,
But every so oft, a resurrection is made.
If were I allowed to presume to fortell,
I'd say the Hawt troll is off towards hell.
Sad, but if true, it presents no dilemma.
I really can't rhyme with dilemma.
This stanza seems to burst into flame,
I vote we assign dear Brood all the blame.
Stormy breaks the rules and raises the bar
souls are for wimps
#247
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 10:02 PM
An ode to Terez
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?
She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity
Never a dull moment in religion...
So long as you sacrifice a pigeon
Or a windcaster by the name of Gem
Who saw terez to be no worthier than phlegm
Darwin and Jesus the battle was fierce
The forum members comfort was pierced
The book of the fallen gains a new name
charred and battered and twisted by flame
But like a croaked pheonix she shall rise again
to explain the cervix down the last vein
Timid or Brash, how will she return?
No matter, the mods won't be any less stern
Quiet as a mouse and mostly anon...
Let stormy tell us how its usually done:
It's happened before, the sagacious ones said,
The return of a member once though to be dead,
I'd cite a few names, drop a few clues,
But those hidden members have paid their dues.
To hide from the mods, the best path is dark
Stay out of Religion, and perhaps on a lark
Drop by the Inn, where security's lax
Hope to your House you don't get the axe.
Some die forever, yield to Hood's blade,
But every so oft, a resurrection is made.
If were I allowed to presume to fortell,
I'd say the Hawt troll is off towards hell.
Sad, but if true, it presents no dilemma.
I really can't rhyme with dilemma.
This stanza seems to burst into flame,
I vote we assign dear Brood all the blame.
Stormy breaks the rules and raises the bar
He'd best be careful lest he goes to Far
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?
She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity
Never a dull moment in religion...
So long as you sacrifice a pigeon
Or a windcaster by the name of Gem
Who saw terez to be no worthier than phlegm
Darwin and Jesus the battle was fierce
The forum members comfort was pierced
The book of the fallen gains a new name
charred and battered and twisted by flame
But like a croaked pheonix she shall rise again
to explain the cervix down the last vein
Timid or Brash, how will she return?
No matter, the mods won't be any less stern
Quiet as a mouse and mostly anon...
Let stormy tell us how its usually done:
It's happened before, the sagacious ones said,
The return of a member once though to be dead,
I'd cite a few names, drop a few clues,
But those hidden members have paid their dues.
To hide from the mods, the best path is dark
Stay out of Religion, and perhaps on a lark
Drop by the Inn, where security's lax
Hope to your House you don't get the axe.
Some die forever, yield to Hood's blade,
But every so oft, a resurrection is made.
If were I allowed to presume to fortell,
I'd say the Hawt troll is off towards hell.
Sad, but if true, it presents no dilemma.
I really can't rhyme with dilemma.
This stanza seems to burst into flame,
I vote we assign dear Brood all the blame.
Stormy breaks the rules and raises the bar
He'd best be careful lest he goes to Far
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#248
frookenhauer
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 10:25 PM
An ode to Terez
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?
She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity
Never a dull moment in religion...
So long as you sacrifice a pigeon
Or a windcaster by the name of Gem
Who saw terez to be no worthier than phlegm
Darwin and Jesus the battle was fierce
The forum members comfort was pierced
The book of the fallen gains a new name
charred and battered and twisted by flame
But like a croaked pheonix she shall rise again
to explain the cervix down the last vein
Timid or Brash, how will she return?
No matter, the mods won't be any less stern
Quiet as a mouse and mostly anon...
Let stormy tell us how its usually done:
It's happened before, the sagacious ones said,
The return of a member once though to be dead,
I'd cite a few names, drop a few clues,
But those hidden members have paid their dues.
To hide from the mods, the best path is dark
Stay out of Religion, and perhaps on a lark
Drop by the Inn, where security's lax
Hope to your House you don't get the axe.
Some die forever, yield to Hood's blade,
But every so oft, a resurrection is made.
If were I allowed to presume to fortell,
I'd say the Hawt troll is off towards hell.
Sad, but if true, it presents no dilemma.
I really can't rhyme with dilemma.
This stanza seems to burst into flame,
I vote we assign dear Brood all the blame.
Stormy breaks the rules and raises the bar
He'd best be careful lest he goes to Far
Back to Terez she had a cracking pair
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?
She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity
Never a dull moment in religion...
So long as you sacrifice a pigeon
Or a windcaster by the name of Gem
Who saw terez to be no worthier than phlegm
Darwin and Jesus the battle was fierce
The forum members comfort was pierced
The book of the fallen gains a new name
charred and battered and twisted by flame
But like a croaked pheonix she shall rise again
to explain the cervix down the last vein
Timid or Brash, how will she return?
No matter, the mods won't be any less stern
Quiet as a mouse and mostly anon...
Let stormy tell us how its usually done:
It's happened before, the sagacious ones said,
The return of a member once though to be dead,
I'd cite a few names, drop a few clues,
But those hidden members have paid their dues.
To hide from the mods, the best path is dark
Stay out of Religion, and perhaps on a lark
Drop by the Inn, where security's lax
Hope to your House you don't get the axe.
Some die forever, yield to Hood's blade,
But every so oft, a resurrection is made.
If were I allowed to presume to fortell,
I'd say the Hawt troll is off towards hell.
Sad, but if true, it presents no dilemma.
I really can't rhyme with dilemma.
This stanza seems to burst into flame,
I vote we assign dear Brood all the blame.
Stormy breaks the rules and raises the bar
He'd best be careful lest he goes to Far
Back to Terez she had a cracking pair
souls are for wimps
#249
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 10:25 PM
An ode to Terez
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?
She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity
Never a dull moment in religion...
So long as you sacrifice a pigeon
Or a windcaster by the name of Gem
Who saw terez to be no worthier than phlegm
Darwin and Jesus the battle was fierce
The forum members comfort was pierced
The book of the fallen gains a new name
charred and battered and twisted by flame
But like a croaked pheonix she shall rise again
to explain the cervix down the last vein
Timid or Brash, how will she return?
No matter, the mods won't be any less stern
Quiet as a mouse and mostly anon...
Let stormy tell us how its usually done:
It's happened before, the sagacious ones said,
The return of a member once though to be dead,
I'd cite a few names, drop a few clues,
But those hidden members have paid their dues.
To hide from the mods, the best path is dark
Stay out of Religion, and perhaps on a lark
Drop by the Inn, where security's lax
Hope to your House you don't get the axe.
Some die forever, yield to Hood's blade,
But every so oft, a resurrection is made.
If were I allowed to presume to fortell,
I'd say the Hawt troll is off towards hell.
Sad, but if true, it presents no dilemma.
I really can't rhyme with dilemma.
This stanza seems to burst into flame,
I vote we assign dear Brood all the blame.
Stormy breaks the rules and raises the bar
He'd best be careful lest he goes to Far
Back to Terez she had a cracking pair
delightful orbs and long dark hair
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?
She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity
Never a dull moment in religion...
So long as you sacrifice a pigeon
Or a windcaster by the name of Gem
Who saw terez to be no worthier than phlegm
Darwin and Jesus the battle was fierce
The forum members comfort was pierced
The book of the fallen gains a new name
charred and battered and twisted by flame
But like a croaked pheonix she shall rise again
to explain the cervix down the last vein
Timid or Brash, how will she return?
No matter, the mods won't be any less stern
Quiet as a mouse and mostly anon...
Let stormy tell us how its usually done:
It's happened before, the sagacious ones said,
The return of a member once though to be dead,
I'd cite a few names, drop a few clues,
But those hidden members have paid their dues.
To hide from the mods, the best path is dark
Stay out of Religion, and perhaps on a lark
Drop by the Inn, where security's lax
Hope to your House you don't get the axe.
Some die forever, yield to Hood's blade,
But every so oft, a resurrection is made.
If were I allowed to presume to fortell,
I'd say the Hawt troll is off towards hell.
Sad, but if true, it presents no dilemma.
I really can't rhyme with dilemma.
This stanza seems to burst into flame,
I vote we assign dear Brood all the blame.
Stormy breaks the rules and raises the bar
He'd best be careful lest he goes to Far
Back to Terez she had a cracking pair
delightful orbs and long dark hair
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#250
frookenhauer
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 10:29 PM
An ode to Terez
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?
She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity
Never a dull moment in religion...
So long as you sacrifice a pigeon
Or a windcaster by the name of Gem
Who saw terez to be no worthier than phlegm
Darwin and Jesus the battle was fierce
The forum members comfort was pierced
The book of the fallen gains a new name
charred and battered and twisted by flame
But like a croaked pheonix she shall rise again
to explain the cervix down the last vein
Timid or Brash, how will she return?
No matter, the mods won't be any less stern
Quiet as a mouse and mostly anon...
Let stormy tell us how its usually done:
It's happened before, the sagacious ones said,
The return of a member once though to be dead,
I'd cite a few names, drop a few clues,
But those hidden members have paid their dues.
To hide from the mods, the best path is dark
Stay out of Religion, and perhaps on a lark
Drop by the Inn, where security's lax
Hope to your House you don't get the axe.
Some die forever, yield to Hood's blade,
But every so oft, a resurrection is made.
If were I allowed to presume to fortell,
I'd say the Hawt troll is off towards hell.
Sad, but if true, it presents no dilemma.
I really can't rhyme with dilemma.
This stanza seems to burst into flame,
I vote we assign dear Brood all the blame.
Stormy breaks the rules and raises the bar
He'd best be careful lest he goes to Far
Back to Terez she had a cracking pair
delightful orbs and long dark hair
Men outnumber women a million to one...
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?
She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity
Never a dull moment in religion...
So long as you sacrifice a pigeon
Or a windcaster by the name of Gem
Who saw terez to be no worthier than phlegm
Darwin and Jesus the battle was fierce
The forum members comfort was pierced
The book of the fallen gains a new name
charred and battered and twisted by flame
But like a croaked pheonix she shall rise again
to explain the cervix down the last vein
Timid or Brash, how will she return?
No matter, the mods won't be any less stern
Quiet as a mouse and mostly anon...
Let stormy tell us how its usually done:
It's happened before, the sagacious ones said,
The return of a member once though to be dead,
I'd cite a few names, drop a few clues,
But those hidden members have paid their dues.
To hide from the mods, the best path is dark
Stay out of Religion, and perhaps on a lark
Drop by the Inn, where security's lax
Hope to your House you don't get the axe.
Some die forever, yield to Hood's blade,
But every so oft, a resurrection is made.
If were I allowed to presume to fortell,
I'd say the Hawt troll is off towards hell.
Sad, but if true, it presents no dilemma.
I really can't rhyme with dilemma.
This stanza seems to burst into flame,
I vote we assign dear Brood all the blame.
Stormy breaks the rules and raises the bar
He'd best be careful lest he goes to Far
Back to Terez she had a cracking pair
delightful orbs and long dark hair
Men outnumber women a million to one...
souls are for wimps
#251
Bent
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 11:08 PM
An ode to Terez
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?
She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity
Never a dull moment in religion...
So long as you sacrifice a pigeon
Or a windcaster by the name of Gem
Who saw terez to be no worthier than phlegm
Darwin and Jesus the battle was fierce
The forum members comfort was pierced
The book of the fallen gains a new name
charred and battered and twisted by flame
But like a croaked pheonix she shall rise again
to explain the cervix down the last vein
Timid or Brash, how will she return?
No matter, the mods won't be any less stern
Quiet as a mouse and mostly anon...
Let stormy tell us how its usually done:
It's happened before, the sagacious ones said,
The return of a member once though to be dead,
I'd cite a few names, drop a few clues,
But those hidden members have paid their dues.
To hide from the mods, the best path is dark
Stay out of Religion, and perhaps on a lark
Drop by the Inn, where security's lax
Hope to your House you don't get the axe.
Some die forever, yield to Hood's blade,
But every so oft, a resurrection is made.
If were I allowed to presume to fortell,
I'd say the Hawt troll is off towards hell.
Sad, but if true, it presents no dilemma.
I really can't rhyme with dilemma.
This stanza seems to burst into flame,
I vote we assign dear Brood all the blame.
Stormy breaks the rules and raises the bar
He'd best be careful lest he goes to Far
Back to Terez she had a cracking pair
delightful orbs and long dark hair
~I think that should be a fitting ending, how about a new Chapter
Battle of the sexes!
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?
She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity
Never a dull moment in religion...
So long as you sacrifice a pigeon
Or a windcaster by the name of Gem
Who saw terez to be no worthier than phlegm
Darwin and Jesus the battle was fierce
The forum members comfort was pierced
The book of the fallen gains a new name
charred and battered and twisted by flame
But like a croaked pheonix she shall rise again
to explain the cervix down the last vein
Timid or Brash, how will she return?
No matter, the mods won't be any less stern
Quiet as a mouse and mostly anon...
Let stormy tell us how its usually done:
It's happened before, the sagacious ones said,
The return of a member once though to be dead,
I'd cite a few names, drop a few clues,
But those hidden members have paid their dues.
To hide from the mods, the best path is dark
Stay out of Religion, and perhaps on a lark
Drop by the Inn, where security's lax
Hope to your House you don't get the axe.
Some die forever, yield to Hood's blade,
But every so oft, a resurrection is made.
If were I allowed to presume to fortell,
I'd say the Hawt troll is off towards hell.
Sad, but if true, it presents no dilemma.
I really can't rhyme with dilemma.
This stanza seems to burst into flame,
I vote we assign dear Brood all the blame.
Stormy breaks the rules and raises the bar
He'd best be careful lest he goes to Far
Back to Terez she had a cracking pair
delightful orbs and long dark hair
~I think that should be a fitting ending, how about a new Chapter
Battle of the sexes!
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
#252
frookenhauer
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Interests:Women
Money
AI
Writing
Posted 17 February 2009 - 11:32 PM
Battle of the sexes!
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
souls are for wimps
#253
Ain't_It_Just_
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Posted 20 February 2009 - 10:47 AM
Battle of the sexes!
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#254
frookenhauer
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Money
AI
Writing
Posted 20 February 2009 - 06:31 PM
Battle of the sexes!
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
souls are for wimps
#255
Macros
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Posted 20 February 2009 - 06:32 PM
Battle of the sexes!
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#256
frookenhauer
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Posted 20 February 2009 - 06:39 PM
[quote name='Macros' date='Feb 20 2009, 06:32 PM' post='530587']
Battle of the sexes!
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
Battle of the sexes!
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
souls are for wimps
#257
Macros
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Posted 20 February 2009 - 07:02 PM
Battle of the sexes!
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
Pumping and pumping, my seed must spill
(sorry
)
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
Pumping and pumping, my seed must spill
(sorry
)
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#258
frookenhauer
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Money
AI
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Posted 20 February 2009 - 07:26 PM
[quote name='Macros' date='Feb 20 2009, 07:02 PM' post='530611']
Battle of the sexes!
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
Pumping and pumping, my seed must spill roflmao
He said battle..not sexing the sexes!
Battle of the sexes!
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
Pumping and pumping, my seed must spill roflmao
He said battle..not sexing the sexes!
souls are for wimps
#259
Macros
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- Location:Ulster, disputed zone, British Empire.
Posted 20 February 2009 - 07:34 PM
Battle of the sexes!
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
Pumping and pumping, my seed must spill
He said battle..not sexing the sexes!
But when the drink was in he was Texting his Exs
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
Pumping and pumping, my seed must spill
He said battle..not sexing the sexes!
But when the drink was in he was Texting his Exs
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#260
frookenhauer
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Money
AI
Writing
Posted 20 February 2009 - 07:45 PM
Battle of the sexes!
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
Pumping and pumping, my seed must spill
He said battle..not sexing the sexes!
But when the drink was in he was Texting his Exs
Never a smart move and leads to much pain
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
Pumping and pumping, my seed must spill
He said battle..not sexing the sexes!
But when the drink was in he was Texting his Exs
Never a smart move and leads to much pain
souls are for wimps
