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Epic Poetry - Lets get creative First Homer, Then Virgil, Followed by Milton and now...Malazanempire

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Posted 10 February 2009 - 02:07 AM

An ode to Terez.

Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
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Posted 10 February 2009 - 06:19 AM

Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face

The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
Suck it Errant!


"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 10 February 2009 - 11:47 PM

An ode to Terez

Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face

The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"

This post has been edited by Frookenhauer : 10 February 2009 - 11:48 PM

souls are for wimps
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Posted 10 February 2009 - 11:49 PM

Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face

The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
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Posted 10 February 2009 - 11:55 PM

An ode to Terez

Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face

The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks (I didn't want to work out how to call you div :ph34r: )
souls are for wimps
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 04:57 PM

An ode to Terez

Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face

The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks

Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
souls are for wimps
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 05:23 PM

An ode to Terez

Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face

The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks

Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 08:24 PM

[quote name='Macros' date='Feb 13 2009, 05:23 PM' post='523883']
An ode to Terez

Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face

The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks

Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
souls are for wimps
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 08:26 PM

An ode to Terez

Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face

The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks

Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 08:30 PM

An ode to Terez

Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face

The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks

Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum? ROFLMAO

She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
souls are for wimps
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 09:05 PM

An ode to Terez

Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face

The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks

Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?

She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity

This post has been edited by Macros: 13 February 2009 - 09:05 PM

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 09:48 PM

An ode to Terez

Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face

The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks

Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?

She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity
Never a dull moment in religion...
souls are for wimps
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 10:30 PM

An ode to Terez

Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face

The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks

Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?

She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity
Never a dull moment in religion...
So long as you sacrifice a pigeon
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 10:36 PM

An ode to Terez

Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face

The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks

Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?

She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity
Never a dull moment in religion...
So long as you sacrifice a pigeon

Or a windcaster by the name of Gem
souls are for wimps
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 09:17 AM

An ode to Terez

Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face

The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks

Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?

She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity
Never a dull moment in religion...
So long as you sacrifice a pigeon

Or a windcaster by the name of Gem
Who saw terez to be no worthier than phlegm
Suck it Errant!


"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 14 February 2009 - 01:47 PM

[quote name='Ain't_It_Just_' date='Feb 14 2009, 09:17 AM' post='524680']
An ode to Terez

Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face

The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks

Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?

She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity
Never a dull moment in religion...
So long as you sacrifice a pigeon

Or a windcaster by the name of Gem
Who saw terez to be no worthier than phlegm
Darwin and Jesus the battle was fierce
souls are for wimps
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Posted 16 February 2009 - 06:25 AM

An ode to Terez

Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face

The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks

Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?

She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity
Never a dull moment in religion...
So long as you sacrifice a pigeon

Or a windcaster by the name of Gem
Who saw terez to be no worthier than phlegm
Darwin and Jesus the battle was fierce
The forum members comfort was pierced
Suck it Errant!


"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 16 February 2009 - 06:19 PM

An ode to Terez

Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face

The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks

Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?

She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity
Never a dull moment in religion...
So long as you sacrifice a pigeon

Or a windcaster by the name of Gem
Who saw terez to be no worthier than phlegm
Darwin and Jesus the battle was fierce
The forum members comfort was pierced

The book of the fallen gains a new name
souls are for wimps
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Posted 16 February 2009 - 08:38 PM

An ode to Terez

Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face

The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks

Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?

She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity
Never a dull moment in religion...
So long as you sacrifice a pigeon

Or a windcaster by the name of Gem
Who saw terez to be no worthier than phlegm
Darwin and Jesus the battle was fierce
The forum members comfort was pierced

The book of the fallen gains a new name
charred and battered and twisted by flame
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
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Posted 16 February 2009 - 10:51 PM

An ode to Terez

Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face

The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks

Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?

She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity
Never a dull moment in religion...
So long as you sacrifice a pigeon

Or a windcaster by the name of Gem
Who saw terez to be no worthier than phlegm
Darwin and Jesus the battle was fierce
The forum members comfort was pierced

The book of the fallen gains a new name
charred and battered and twisted by flame
But like a croaked pheonix she shall rise again

This post has been edited by Macros: 16 February 2009 - 10:52 PM

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