Epic Poetry - Lets get creative First Homer, Then Virgil, Followed by Milton and now...Malazanempire
#221
Posted 10 February 2009 - 02:07 AM
An ode to Terez.
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
#222
Posted 10 February 2009 - 06:19 AM
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#223
Posted 10 February 2009 - 11:47 PM
An ode to Terez
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
This post has been edited by Frookenhauer : 10 February 2009 - 11:48 PM
souls are for wimps
#224
Posted 10 February 2009 - 11:49 PM
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
#225
Posted 10 February 2009 - 11:55 PM
An ode to Terez
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks (I didn't want to work out how to call you div
)
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks (I didn't want to work out how to call you div

souls are for wimps
#226
Posted 13 February 2009 - 04:57 PM
An ode to Terez
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
souls are for wimps
#227
Posted 13 February 2009 - 05:23 PM
An ode to Terez
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#228
Posted 13 February 2009 - 08:24 PM
[quote name='Macros' date='Feb 13 2009, 05:23 PM' post='523883']
An ode to Terez
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
An ode to Terez
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
souls are for wimps
#229
Posted 13 February 2009 - 08:26 PM
An ode to Terez
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#230
Posted 13 February 2009 - 08:30 PM
An ode to Terez
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum? ROFLMAO
She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum? ROFLMAO
She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
souls are for wimps
#231
Posted 13 February 2009 - 09:05 PM
An ode to Terez
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?
She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?
She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity
This post has been edited by Macros: 13 February 2009 - 09:05 PM
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#232
Posted 13 February 2009 - 09:48 PM
An ode to Terez
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?
She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity
Never a dull moment in religion...
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?
She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity
Never a dull moment in religion...
souls are for wimps
#233
Posted 13 February 2009 - 10:30 PM
An ode to Terez
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?
She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity
Never a dull moment in religion...
So long as you sacrifice a pigeon
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?
She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity
Never a dull moment in religion...
So long as you sacrifice a pigeon
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#234
Posted 13 February 2009 - 10:36 PM
An ode to Terez
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?
She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity
Never a dull moment in religion...
So long as you sacrifice a pigeon
Or a windcaster by the name of Gem
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?
She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity
Never a dull moment in religion...
So long as you sacrifice a pigeon
Or a windcaster by the name of Gem
souls are for wimps
#235
Posted 14 February 2009 - 09:17 AM
An ode to Terez
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?
She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity
Never a dull moment in religion...
So long as you sacrifice a pigeon
Or a windcaster by the name of Gem
Who saw terez to be no worthier than phlegm
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?
She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity
Never a dull moment in religion...
So long as you sacrifice a pigeon
Or a windcaster by the name of Gem
Who saw terez to be no worthier than phlegm
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#236
Posted 14 February 2009 - 01:47 PM
[quote name='Ain't_It_Just_' date='Feb 14 2009, 09:17 AM' post='524680']
An ode to Terez
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?
She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity
Never a dull moment in religion...
So long as you sacrifice a pigeon
Or a windcaster by the name of Gem
Who saw terez to be no worthier than phlegm
Darwin and Jesus the battle was fierce
An ode to Terez
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?
She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity
Never a dull moment in religion...
So long as you sacrifice a pigeon
Or a windcaster by the name of Gem
Who saw terez to be no worthier than phlegm
Darwin and Jesus the battle was fierce
souls are for wimps
#237
Posted 16 February 2009 - 06:25 AM
An ode to Terez
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?
She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity
Never a dull moment in religion...
So long as you sacrifice a pigeon
Or a windcaster by the name of Gem
Who saw terez to be no worthier than phlegm
Darwin and Jesus the battle was fierce
The forum members comfort was pierced
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?
She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity
Never a dull moment in religion...
So long as you sacrifice a pigeon
Or a windcaster by the name of Gem
Who saw terez to be no worthier than phlegm
Darwin and Jesus the battle was fierce
The forum members comfort was pierced
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#238
Posted 16 February 2009 - 06:19 PM
An ode to Terez
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?
She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity
Never a dull moment in religion...
So long as you sacrifice a pigeon
Or a windcaster by the name of Gem
Who saw terez to be no worthier than phlegm
Darwin and Jesus the battle was fierce
The forum members comfort was pierced
The book of the fallen gains a new name
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?
She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity
Never a dull moment in religion...
So long as you sacrifice a pigeon
Or a windcaster by the name of Gem
Who saw terez to be no worthier than phlegm
Darwin and Jesus the battle was fierce
The forum members comfort was pierced
The book of the fallen gains a new name
souls are for wimps
#239
Posted 16 February 2009 - 08:38 PM
An ode to Terez
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?
She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity
Never a dull moment in religion...
So long as you sacrifice a pigeon
Or a windcaster by the name of Gem
Who saw terez to be no worthier than phlegm
Darwin and Jesus the battle was fierce
The forum members comfort was pierced
The book of the fallen gains a new name
charred and battered and twisted by flame
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?
She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity
Never a dull moment in religion...
So long as you sacrifice a pigeon
Or a windcaster by the name of Gem
Who saw terez to be no worthier than phlegm
Darwin and Jesus the battle was fierce
The forum members comfort was pierced
The book of the fallen gains a new name
charred and battered and twisted by flame
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
#240
Posted 16 February 2009 - 10:51 PM
An ode to Terez
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?
She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity
Never a dull moment in religion...
So long as you sacrifice a pigeon
Or a windcaster by the name of Gem
Who saw terez to be no worthier than phlegm
Darwin and Jesus the battle was fierce
The forum members comfort was pierced
The book of the fallen gains a new name
charred and battered and twisted by flame
But like a croaked pheonix she shall rise again
Twas her own fault the banishment took place
she had a questionable sense of taste
laugh we did till they sent her off posthaste
and some did cry, tears rolling down their face
The mods were unyielding, unheeding our pleas
"Tis not a democracy! We'll do as we please!"
Frook scoffed and whined, refusing to give
Till Bent pointed out the mods have sharp sticks
Like the chain of dogs, this is a lost cause
The mod are unyielding enforcing the laws
It happened so fast, some were stricken dumb
Who would we turn to for info on cum?
She hijacked Hawt and twisted its beauty
filling it with men who are fruity
Never a dull moment in religion...
So long as you sacrifice a pigeon
Or a windcaster by the name of Gem
Who saw terez to be no worthier than phlegm
Darwin and Jesus the battle was fierce
The forum members comfort was pierced
The book of the fallen gains a new name
charred and battered and twisted by flame
But like a croaked pheonix she shall rise again
This post has been edited by Macros: 16 February 2009 - 10:52 PM
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"