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What's messing with your groove?

#10321 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 05:55 AM

Have you tried turning it off and on?
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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#10322 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 06:31 AM

We'll see what international travel looks like in the cold wave.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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#10323 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 07:16 AM

View PostLoki, on 03 February 2012 - 04:54 AM, said:

View Postamphibian, on 03 February 2012 - 04:30 AM, said:

View PostLoki, on 03 February 2012 - 04:21 AM, said:

We have a house inspection in a couple of weeks which is cool because our place is nearly always clean thanks to Matador's OCD. But our lawns are another matter. They were fine but then our mower died, then the mower we borrowed died, then there was a run of 35+ days were I wasn't going to do the lawns, and you can't mow after 6pm which is when it cools down, then it started to be rainy everyday and as a result my backyard is the amazon and my front lawn isn't going to win any tidy neighbourhood awards. I think I'm going to have to do something housewives around the world always do when they run out of acceptable options -I'm going to have to get a man in.
Check the spark plugs.
Oh please! Just because I'm female doesn't mean I don't know how to fix things! :( I've changed the sparks plugs, replaced the filter and given it a new rotory blade. What ever the issue is it is with the motor itself. As soon as I find somewhere local that fixes mower motors I'll get it checked out.


View Postworrywort, on 03 February 2012 - 05:55 AM, said:

Have you tried turning it off and on?


Close all windows then reboot. Defrag the engine, maybe do a Garrus scan. :)

This post has been edited by Sombra: 03 February 2012 - 10:06 AM

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#10324 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 07:35 AM

Scan a lawnmower motor....sure, let me just grab my tricorder :(

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#10325 User is offline   King Lear 

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 08:31 AM

View PostIlluyankas, on 03 February 2012 - 05:05 AM, said:

View PostKing Lear, on 03 February 2012 - 04:02 AM, said:

Didn't we see that in the MLP thread?

This is the updated version! With pie charts! And more misogyny!


I don't even want to look...
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#10326 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 09:28 AM

Washing machine broke. Stupid piece of junk!
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#10327 User is offline   Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy 

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 12:33 PM

A derailed freight train between a romantic weekend and me. Of all the places that train could have gone off the tracks.
but are they worth preserving?
'that judgement does not belong to you.'
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#10328 User is offline   Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy 

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 12:41 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 02 February 2012 - 12:11 PM, said:

Ugh.

I am 35 today.

:(


Too late, but still happy birthday!! Posted Image, QT.
I'll be there next year....
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." (Mark Twain)
I go by that, mostly, except in the moments where I discover the latest gray hair, additional curious aches in funny places, or when a hangover lasts one day longer than the previous one (again...).
but are they worth preserving?
'that judgement does not belong to you.'
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#10329 User is offline   tiam 

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 01:26 PM

Meant to be doing paid museum promotion at a saracens rugby game but the pitch is frozen....
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#10330 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 01:56 PM

View PostSombra, on 02 February 2012 - 08:26 PM, said:

View PostMezla PigDog, on 02 February 2012 - 01:24 PM, said:

My preference is more boob, less commando crawl!


I approve of this post. :(


It's good as a general life philosophy. A modern vtake on "Make love not war" :)
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#10331 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 02:26 PM

Areas of QLD have been disaster declared. Friends of the family have been evacuated. Damn floods just won't go away.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#10332 User is offline   QuickTidal 

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 06:27 PM

I'm super, mega depressed today and can't shake it.
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#10333 User is offline   Tapper 

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 06:39 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 03 February 2012 - 06:27 PM, said:

I'm super, mega depressed today and can't shake it.

I bet you found a grey hair in your pubes.
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#10334 User is offline   Cyphon 

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 08:15 PM

I can't get into chat.
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#10335 User is offline   Darkwatch 

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Posted 04 February 2012 - 12:47 AM

My cellphone reception in my own apartment is very bad. There must be lead paint.
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#10336 User is offline   King Lear 

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Posted 04 February 2012 - 01:01 AM

Sleepy and I have a headache I just can't get rid of. Taken painkillers, drunk a couple of bottles of water and it's still sitting just behind my eyes. Oh well, 3 hours of work to go!
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#10337 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 04 February 2012 - 07:06 AM

Don't feel well and was suppose to go to a friend's farewell but staying home in bed instead :Oops:

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#10338 User is offline   Isa 

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Posted 04 February 2012 - 08:32 AM

It's -30C and I have to go to the laundromat.
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#10339 User is offline   Centzon Totochtin 

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Posted 04 February 2012 - 08:34 AM

Housemate is so lazy, doesn't lift a finger around the house unless I make him, which is just tiresome, so I end up doing all the cleaning, etc Posted Image I want my own place again!

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That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges
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#10340 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 04 February 2012 - 04:02 PM

My ex-girlfriend was sexually assaulted. At a sleepover. By one of her supposed friends. If I ever find out who did it, I will make his life a living hell. I'll kill him.

And she's got insomnia, hates and shames herself for it and is basically repressing the whole thing, from herself and everyone else. She doesn't know what to do.

Neither do I. Christ.
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