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What's messing with your groove?

#10281 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 01 February 2012 - 04:00 AM

Cards cancelled already, laptop was bought a year and a half ago, all relevant information is lost.
Shit happens im just surprised I didn't wake up, I used to be a ridiculously light sleeper (when sober)
Upon reflection, given mylocation a criminal element is hardly surprising :)
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#10282 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 01 February 2012 - 04:10 AM

Time to purchase some human-sized mousetraps. Each night you very carefully place your new laptop where cheese would usually go, and voila!
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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#10283 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 01 February 2012 - 07:16 AM

That's some Garrett shit someone pulled off... now, if they only stole from the rich? :-)
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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#10284 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 01 February 2012 - 09:29 AM

Oh but they did gothos, they did :)

It was your zombies, admit it!
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#10285 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 01 February 2012 - 10:45 AM

We'll never know, now, will we? :-)
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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#10286 User is offline   QuickTidal 

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Posted 01 February 2012 - 02:58 PM

That sucks ass Macros. I hope those fuckers get what's coming to them.
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#10287 User is offline   pathos 

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Posted 01 February 2012 - 03:04 PM

Maccy i suggest you get a guard goose... those things are crazy man... and who expects that when robbing houses?

Or you could always borrow my pet lion.

Sorry to hear about that hey.
You never have the same problem twice when you set it on fire
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#10288 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 01 February 2012 - 05:34 PM

Everything. Every fucking thing in the whole fucking world.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#10289 User is offline   tiam 

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Posted 01 February 2012 - 06:19 PM



Should cheer some folks up. If not...


Messing with my groove is no one appreciating my helpful videos to cheer them up...
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#10290 User is offline   Lizradusa 

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Posted 01 February 2012 - 06:56 PM

It cheers me up, Tiam.


Messing with my grove is the fact that it is exam time.
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#10291 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 01 February 2012 - 11:43 PM

The wind blew down a section of my fence. Now everyone can peep!
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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#10292 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 07:42 AM

View PostLizra, on 01 February 2012 - 06:56 PM, said:

Messing with my grove is the fact that it is exam time.


I'll water those trees for you, if you can't :(
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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#10293 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 07:58 AM

Went to a lovely meal for a friends birthday last night. Chundered shortly after. Feel rough as today...
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#10294 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 08:06 AM

Everything's either not bringing me joy and satisfaction, or pissing me off. Well, almost. Stress destroys people.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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#10295 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 08:08 AM

I went to get a drink and now I can't find my turtle :S

If I was a turtle where would I hide.....?

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#10296 User is offline   pathos 

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 08:08 AM

Its behind you!

It truly is a ninja turtle?

This post has been edited by Extra Special Pathos: 02 February 2012 - 08:09 AM

You never have the same problem twice when you set it on fire
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#10297 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 08:16 AM

View PostExtra Special Pathos, on 02 February 2012 - 08:08 AM, said:

Its behind you!

It truly is a ninja turtle?


Found her! She was trying to blend in with the toy turtles!

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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#10298 User is offline   Tapper 

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 08:48 AM

View PostGothos, on 02 February 2012 - 08:06 AM, said:

Everything's either not bringing me joy and satisfaction, or pissing me off. Well, almost. Stress destroys people.

Aren't you leaving for Dniepro tomorrow?
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#10299 User is offline   Silencer 

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 09:56 AM

Scraped the side of my car something awful trying to get into a parking space in the city. Thankfully on a wall, and not someone else's car, but still. I'm not so much dreading the cost of repair...but the 'rents are back this weekend, and I'm dreading the inevitable fallout despite EVERYTHING ELSE BEING PERFECTLY FINE.

ARGH. Why'd this have to happen NOW. Why not a week ago? :(
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<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

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#10300 User is offline   Puck 

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 12:01 PM

It's freaking cold at work, and I'm in the coldest office of them all.
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