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What's messing with your groove?

#8961 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 22 September 2011 - 08:05 AM

Had the most stressful day of test exams and tests today. My last one was pushed back 2 hours and I had to actually get up and change rooms twice. I swear, the way they organise things...

Oh, and R.E.M. broke up :p
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#8962 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 22 September 2011 - 10:20 AM

I really wish people stopped getting defensive/avoidant when asked for rationalization. Take your head out of your ass.
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#8963 User is offline   Grimjust Bearegular 

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Posted 22 September 2011 - 01:45 PM

My job is meaningless. I have no purpose.



My ex got a new girlfriend a mere two months after breaking up from an 8-year long relationship.




I might possibly be in love with a married man, who's also probably the awesomest co-worker I've ever had, and it was his last day yesterday...



Fuck!
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#8964 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 22 September 2011 - 11:46 PM

I love my job, and most of the time it is great fun, challenging and ever-changing, so I never get bored for long. However there are times when it hits hard. Like tonight when I was dealing with an 18 year old girl on her first night away from home as a student who we decided had to go to hospital covered in her own urine and vomit as we thought that is she stayed at home she would probably choke to death overnight on her own sick... I suspected drink spiking but the paramedics that turned up in the ambulance said she had just drunk hideous amounts. Not a nice way to spend an evening and not nice to see someone get to that kind of state...
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#8965 User is offline   Gust Hubb 

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Posted 23 September 2011 - 04:44 AM

I FUCKING HATE CHICAGO!!!!

Parked within 15 ft of a fire hydrant temporarily in the south side (where people chuck trash out onto the street and sidewalks in broad daylight, and people double park for hours on end) and at 10:00 pm in the evening we get a parking ticket. REALLY?!!! AREN"T THERE SOME MUGGINGS YOU NEED TO ATTEND TOO!!!!!

I want to go back to Seattle, where things make sense....
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#8966 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 23 September 2011 - 04:50 AM

Everytime i read one of Gusts posts I think there is an ant crawling across the bottom of my screen.
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#8967 User is offline   Gust Hubb 

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Posted 23 September 2011 - 05:06 AM

Sorry Slow Ben. Do I need to change it?
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#8968 User is offline   Dutch 

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Posted 23 September 2011 - 06:54 AM

I think that he (GH) wants to remind Rodeo of something.
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#8969 User is offline   QuickTidal 

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Posted 23 September 2011 - 12:37 PM

Came in early to work so I could get stuff that needed done early so that I can leave early this evening...

...and the one job I was going to do has issues I have to speak with the sales person about and she doesn't come in till 11AM (as sales people usually do, the bastards).

...and the other few jobs I need to do I haven't heard back VIA email from the company I need to...so my hour and a half early in to work has been a waste of getting up at 5:30 AM.

Fuck.

This post has been edited by QuickTidal: 23 September 2011 - 12:38 PM

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#8970 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 23 September 2011 - 01:08 PM

no internet at home, for the last 3 days!!
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#8971 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 23 September 2011 - 02:57 PM

View PostGust Hubb, on 23 September 2011 - 05:06 AM, said:

Sorry Slow Ben. Do I need to change it?



Of course not.

I meant to add a smirky smiley, but forgot.
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#8972 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 23 September 2011 - 09:04 PM

Fuck Collingwood. In the arse. With a spiked baseball bat. ;) ;) ;) ;)

Go Geelong.

Throw in career-ending injuries to Swan, Pendlebury and Cloke, plus the revelation of some sort of sexual and financial scandal at the club that destroys Eddie McGuire and I'll be happy.

This post has been edited by Sombra: 23 September 2011 - 09:09 PM

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#8973 User is offline   Grimjust Bearegular 

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Posted 23 September 2011 - 09:14 PM

Fuck everything. In the ass. With a spiked baseball bat covered in something that burns like the fires of Hell!



Gods, my head is messed up today. "Accidentally" stumbling onto my ex's new girlfriend's facebook profile and seeing pictures of them all lovey dovey did not help...not one bit.


Also, I miss my co-worker. Work is really pointless and horrible without him.



I am miserable.




And emo, by the looks of this post ;)
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#8974 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 23 September 2011 - 09:38 PM

If it helps, she probably has a bigger dick then him, and hooking up with someone else so soon just means he was extremely good at hiding his douchebaggery but it eventually had to surface, like the corpse of that hooker I hid in Hetan and Mal's pond under the black tarp. If you feel you can stay friends with this guy without romantic stuff getting in the way of his marriage or your friendship, then try to stay in touch if you want. Don't just do it because you're really into him though, because that'll just end in tears for all three of you, so keep looking for that special dude who isn't married or in a relationship already or covered in Sailor Moon tattoos. Just remember not to grind whichever cool dude you find's pelvis into dust the first time unless you're driving back. (I should totally start an agony uncle column here, tentatively called Dear Illy, because I have the best advice)


As for bad things for me, I didn't go out for a pint with some friends because my wisdom teeth hurt and I wasn't terribly happy, but now they're barely hurting at all and I fucked up that choice. At least I'll be out boozing tomorrow night with friends, hopefully sans teeth pain.
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#8975 User is offline   Grimjust Bearegular 

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Posted 23 September 2011 - 10:06 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on 23 September 2011 - 09:38 PM, said:

If it helps, she probably has a bigger dick then him, and hooking up with someone else so soon just means he was extremely good at hiding his douchebaggery but it eventually had to surface, like the corpse of that hooker I hid in Hetan and Mal's pond under the black tarp. If you feel you can stay friends with this guy without romantic stuff getting in the way of his marriage or your friendship, then try to stay in touch if you want. Don't just do it because you're really into him though, because that'll just end in tears for all three of you, so keep looking for that special dude who isn't married or in a relationship already or covered in Sailor Moon tattoos. Just remember not to grind whichever cool dude you find's pelvis into dust the first time unless you're driving back. (I should totally start an agony uncle column here, tentatively called Dear Illy, because I have the best advice)


As for bad things for me, I didn't go out for a pint with some friends because my wisdom teeth hurt and I wasn't terribly happy, but now they're barely hurting at all and I fucked up that choice. At least I'll be out boozing tomorrow night with friends, hopefully sans teeth pain.


Thank you, Uncle Illy. You are the bestest!

Joking aside, you're absolutely right. I'm not going to do anything stupid...I would never ever break up a marriage, or a relationship, so just staying friends it is. Or more aquaintances, I guess...
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#8976 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 24 September 2011 - 12:14 AM

*hugs for Grimmy*

The left side of my ribcage feels like someone's kicked it. It's sore to touch and hurts like a bitch when I cough. Is there such thing as RSI for ribs??
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Posted 24 September 2011 - 12:35 AM

aww man...Gust removed the crows from his sig. Now I have nothing fun to look at while I read through his posts....boooo.
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#8978 User is offline   Gust Hubb 

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Posted 24 September 2011 - 02:09 AM

Sorry guys. Admins ordered it's removal. I could start a petition ;) ...
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#8979 User is offline   Grimjust Bearegular 

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Posted 24 September 2011 - 11:57 AM

I'll second that motion!
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#8980 User is offline   Centzon Totochtin 

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Posted 24 September 2011 - 01:54 PM

bored and not sleepy and no housemate to annoy....

and I burnt my thumb cooking... it hurts ;)
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