What's messing with your groove?

#8921 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 18 September 2011 - 08:29 AM

wade-newb, on 18 September 2011 - 07:25 AM, said:

There's this girl, who kinda likes me, and I kinda like her... But good god, I have no idea how to take it further. I went up to her, introduced myself, and we discussed the rumours that she liked me. They were true... We kinda said we should get to know each other better.
It's been like 2 weeks since then, and we've just been speaking over facebook here and there, and a little at school.
THAT is what's messing with my groove.

Seriously? The hard part is over! You know she likes you! What's to be afraid of? She doesn't have cooties. In fact, she has a special disease called "mmmm, I want to touch that." Ask her to come over to your house, or her house, or a cabin in the woods. Or a restaurant, or diner, or dive-in. Just ask her to DO something.

Then, when things are going good and you are laughing or smiling, just kiss the girl!

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#8922 Traveller

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Posted 18 September 2011 - 10:49 AM

Damn Sky.

I finally got a Sky HD box as my old sky+ was playing up. It works fine, mostly - except I've just realised that it won't pause on loads of the channels, and I've already had failed recording.

It looks nice, but I'm now paying more for basically less than I had before, and looking online has confirmed my suspicions that Sky has the worst customer services ever, so sorting it won't be easy either.

Arse. In HD.

So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.

#8923 Tsundoku

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Posted 18 September 2011 - 11:30 AM

Traveller, on 18 September 2011 - 10:49 AM, said:

Arse. In HD.

So ... pimply, hairy, blemished, hail-damaged arse in close up then?

"Bummer".

This post has been edited by Sombra: 18 September 2011 - 11:31 AM

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#8924 wade

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Posted 18 September 2011 - 11:44 AM

worrywort, on 18 September 2011 - 07:34 AM, said:

Take her to purchase and consume a meal together while conducting conversation.

Strange how the most obvious answers make so much more sense when someone else tells you. Thanks

Sombra, on 18 September 2011 - 07:54 AM, said:

Wow, it's like AIJ has an understudy ...

I think the obvious thing is for your lawyers to contact each other so you're protected in case something goes wrong. Which it will.

Enjoy your burgeoning love life and the associated terrors and legal quagmire that now entails for males in the modern western democracy!

It seems I am always equated to AIJ

And I wager I'll more enjoy the burgeoning love life than legal troubles that may or may not ever arise (hopefully the latter)

HoosierDaddy, on 18 September 2011 - 08:29 AM, said:

I think I like that disease she has. She should totally stay infected

Thanks all for the unexpected and helpful advice.

This post has been edited by wade-newb: 18 September 2011 - 11:44 AM

#8925 Traveller

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Posted 18 September 2011 - 11:55 AM

Sombra, on 18 September 2011 - 11:30 AM, said:

Traveller, on 18 September 2011 - 10:49 AM, said:

Arse. In HD.

So ... pimply, hairy, blemished, hail-damaged arse in close up then?

"Bummer".

Ergh.

EDIT groove less messed now, as it's fixed - seems to be working anyway.

This post has been edited by Traveller: 18 September 2011 - 12:02 PM

So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.

#8926 Lala

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Posted 18 September 2011 - 01:44 PM

I'm stuck at Loki's place because I live on a deadend street and there are firetrucks blocking the road. Everyone on my street seems hellbent on burning their houses down. That's what happens when insurance companies refuse to pay out claims after a flood. I wanna go to bed!

#8927 Illuyankas

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Posted 18 September 2011 - 01:50 PM

Obvious answer, set fire to the firetrucks in the way. Then step calmly over the ashes to your house. Problem solved.

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#8928 Lala

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Posted 18 September 2011 - 01:53 PM

Illuyankas, on 18 September 2011 - 01:50 PM, said:

Obvious answer, set fire to the firetrucks in the way. Then step calmly over the ashes to your house. Problem solved.

That's an awesome idea I could so do that but the four police cars full of policemen might not like that idea.

#8929 Illuyankas

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Posted 18 September 2011 - 02:13 PM

1: They'll be too busy putting out the fire
2: They have perfectly combustible vehicles too

Basically show me a problem you can't solve with fire and I'll show you a problem you aren't using enough fire for.

#8930 Loki

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Posted 18 September 2011 - 02:25 PM

Given that she hasn't return to my front door again that either - 1. She made it past the trucks, or 2. She took your advice and is now being processed at the local cop shop.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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#8931 Illuyankas

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Posted 18 September 2011 - 02:53 PM

You missed 3. She took my advice and is now having a BBQ.

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Posted 18 September 2011 - 07:18 PM

it's Sunday afternoon and instead of relaxing, I'm stuck doing freaking homework...

Edit: Five hours later and I'm dumber than when I started... I must have drank the brain cells that held that knowledge away...

This post has been edited by MuttonChops: 19 September 2011 - 12:43 AM

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Posted 19 September 2011 - 05:30 AM

Just found my father...... found his grave, he died in 99.....messing with my grove to say the least.

#8934 Loki

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Posted 19 September 2011 - 10:36 AM

Matador has gone to the Gold Coast for a couple of days and I'm by myself which was fine until it got dark and I remembered I live in Ipswich..........

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 19 September 2011 - 01:04 PM

Slept on the couch for the whole weekend as my gf is sick with a cold and I wanted her to have the bed to herself....but no matter how comfy a couch is....it's not a bed and I woke up this morning for work not really feeling I'd slept well.

Oh, and the book I am reading is not good.

...and I got fairly drunk yesterday and I think I woke up still a bit drunk this morning from dehydration...so I'm feeling a little woozy and sick to my stomach. Yuck.

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#8936 Loki

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Posted 19 September 2011 - 01:19 PM

True to style, Queensland isn't showing the semi-final between Collingwood and Hawthorne live on tv - it's on a three hour delay and being shown on a channel I can't view in Ipswich FFS!

Thankfully, I have an Ace in the Hole, a shaved knuckle, a friend willing to help

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 20 September 2011 - 01:29 AM

The Force Unleashed II. So far what a disappointingly terrible game.

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Posted 20 September 2011 - 03:56 AM

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Posted 20 September 2011 - 04:04 AM

Work

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

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Posted 20 September 2011 - 02:31 PM

Hey iTunes: So I buy an entire season of TV off you on my laptop (VIA WiFi). I grabbed an episode or two to watch at home on my non-internet-connected desktop computer...but I need to AUTHORIZE (aka get on the net briefly) my computer or I can't watch what I purchased where I want to? F*** You Apple. Next time I'll buy the BluRay set.

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