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What's messing with your groove?

#8981 User is offline   Grimjust Bearegular 

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Posted 24 September 2011 - 05:00 PM

Just heard back from St Andrews, they won't waiver the fucking English language requirement, even though I have a Bachelor's degree in English translation,and I've worked as a translator for several years, which should make me more than qualified to understand the English used at their university.


So now I have to spend $ 250 on a fucking TOEFL-test, and another $ 100 on bus just to get to and from the fucking testing location, before I can even fucking apply to the Master's Degree...I mean, What The Fuck?!
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#8982 User is offline   JLV 

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Posted 24 September 2011 - 05:56 PM

My girlfriend left me a while back.

Wrote her a love song. It didn't work.

Managed to start getting over her after a few months. Everything starts to seem happier.

I find out my dog had stomach cancer. I put her down.

Re-depressed. Thinking about ex again for some reason.

Shit.
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#8983 User is offline   Coco with marshmallows 

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Posted 24 September 2011 - 06:36 PM

My bathtub doesn't have a jacuzzi function.
I have to start paying for food again.
I have to start cooking for myself again.
I have no decent tequila to drink.
I have three unpaid bills (and f*** you Glasgow City Council you corrupt lazy ba*****s for making the tax so high.
I'm jetlagged to f***
And i'm back to work after this weekend.

Coming home from holiday sucks.

On a lighter note, i'm back, so you may all now continue with your regularly scheduled program of worshiping the ground I hover over.
meh. Link was dead :(
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#8984 User is offline   Gust Hubb 

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Posted 24 September 2011 - 08:16 PM

View PostJLV, on 24 September 2011 - 05:56 PM, said:

My girlfriend left me a while back.

Wrote her a love song. It didn't work.

Managed to start getting over her after a few months. Everything starts to seem happier.

I find out my dog had stomach cancer. I put her down.

Re-depressed. Thinking about ex again for some reason.

Shit.




I'm so sorry to hear that JLV.
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#8985 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 24 September 2011 - 11:55 PM

View PostGust Hubb, on 24 September 2011 - 02:09 AM, said:

Sorry guys. Admins ordered it's removal. I could start a petition ;) ...



Awwww.

I liked being- whats that?

and then - oh yeah, hehe.
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#8986 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 25 September 2011 - 12:59 AM

My girlfriend went to a party without me and now I feel kind of down about that for no good reason.

/firstworldproblems
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#8987 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 25 September 2011 - 02:17 PM

Maaay have cracked a rib ;)
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#8988 User is offline   Puck 

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Posted 25 September 2011 - 04:43 PM

I can't find my spare earrings.. ;)
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Posted 25 September 2011 - 05:07 PM

View PostShiara, on 25 September 2011 - 02:17 PM, said:

Maaay have cracked a rib ;)



Been there, done that (3 or 4 times)

it sucks.

All the doctor can do is give you painkillers.

get well soon.
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Posted 25 September 2011 - 09:42 PM

View PostShiara, on 25 September 2011 - 02:17 PM, said:

Maaay have cracked a rib ;)

Take a bath when you can. The water will let your body free of its own weight a bit.
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#8991 User is offline   Centzon Totochtin 

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Posted 25 September 2011 - 11:13 PM

Shiki cracked her rib at my place last night. ;)

Have to tell my supervisor I want to leave at the end of the year... not going to be an easy conversation.
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#8992 User is offline   Puck 

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Posted 26 September 2011 - 12:48 AM

I feel queasy and restless, can't sleep. Work tomorrow, meh. Or rather, should be getting up in three hours ;)

This post has been edited by Puck: 26 September 2011 - 12:48 AM

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#8993 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 26 September 2011 - 01:31 AM

View PostCentzon Totochtin, on 25 September 2011 - 11:13 PM, said:

Shiki cracked her rib at my place last night. ;)


Happened just as Centz was serving dessert - I missed out on cheesecake ;)

Doing okay, just need to be careful and stay dosed up on painkillers (didn't realise how much they were helping until they ran out). What REALLY sucks is that I still have to cough every now and then.
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#8994 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 26 September 2011 - 01:53 AM

View PostShiara, on 26 September 2011 - 01:31 AM, said:

Happened just as Centz was serving dessert

How hard does she serve dessert that it can break your ribs?
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#8995 User is offline   Centzon Totochtin 

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Posted 26 September 2011 - 02:03 AM

I am very forceful with my desserts!
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#8996 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 26 September 2011 - 02:19 AM

"So what's the problem, miss?"
"Well doctor, I was having dinner at my friend's house and she asked me if I wanted some pudding, I said yes, then she overarm bowled a spotted dick at me at over eighty miles an hour right in the chest."
"Sounds like you got your just desserts, eh? Eh?"
"I think it's punctured a lung, I'm coughing up bloody froth an..." *falls off chair*
"Eh? Get it? Eh?"
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#8997 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 26 September 2011 - 09:20 AM

1. it seems my and one girl's timetables are vastly incompatible. probably nothing good gonna come out of that little relation.

2. I'm going to be ill. and I can't take time off work due to a coworker being hospitalized. fuck this shit.
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#8998 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 26 September 2011 - 09:43 AM

View PostSombra, on 23 September 2011 - 09:04 PM, said:

Fuck Collingwood. In the arse. With a spiked baseball bat. ;) ;) ;) ;)

Go Geelong.

Throw in career-ending injuries to Swan, Pendlebury and Cloke, plus the revelation of some sort of sexual and financial scandal at the club that destroys Eddie McGuire and I'll be happy.


Just because the boys make you feel inadequate in your manhood you don't need to be so cruel :p

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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#8999 User is offline   majomull 

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Posted 26 September 2011 - 12:17 PM

View PostBriar King, on 26 September 2011 - 01:47 AM, said:

Great, just great. My kids are infested with fucking lice...



I feel your pain. My daughters school just got done with a fun little infestation. Just plain creepy.
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#9000 User is offline   Centzon Totochtin 

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Posted 26 September 2011 - 11:12 PM

suddenly nauseous on the way to work... seems to have passed now, but not a pleasant way to start the day ;)
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