What's messing with your groove?

#8101 HiddenOne

Mortal Sword

Group: High House Mafia
Posts: 1,174
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Posted 16 July 2011 - 04:27 PM

@ Slow Ben - Just have it shipped to some other address, work or a buddy, then tell her you bought it at a yard sale, flea market, just break it in a little beforehand. You'll look smart for saving all that cash and looking hip at the same time! And intercept all the credit card bills for the next 2 months. Or tell her you won it in a poker game. Get creative. If you're really slick you can get her to buy you a new holster for the six-shooter that I know you own. Then you are ready to conquer all the Midwest

@OP - Working on Saturday and I have to go see a friend of the family that is dying in the hospital. I don't want to go at all, but feel I must, for honor and all. I will be severely un-grooved after that, but I'll have to go work some more for another client that I can't even bill for my services yet.

HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.

#8102 Shiara

High Scribe of Team Quick Ben

Group: Team Quick Ben
Posts: 473
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Location:Brisbane, Australia

Posted 17 July 2011 - 03:25 AM

Came home (yay!) and really could do with a shower and a nap but OH GOD THERE'S A COCKROACH IN THE SHOWER/BATH KILL IT KILL IT now there's a dead cockroach in the bath and I don't want to touch it :thumbsup:

*casting the shaved knuckle*

#8103 Ain't_It_Just_

The Recidivist

Group: LHTEC
Posts: 2,371
Joined: 17-January 08
Location:Oz
Interests:Dungeons and Dragons, and the odd caramel slice.
The AIJman cometh

Posted 17 July 2011 - 03:29 AM

Get this. I wake up at 9 and feel utterly refreshed. What do I do? I sleep for another 2 hours and feel wrecked instead. Really dropped the ball there, dumbass.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#8104 Wolfy

Lair of the Spectacular Tongue Beast

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Location:Brisbane, Australia

Posted 17 July 2011 - 04:11 AM

The big pile of washing up that needs doing post party :thumbsup:

#8105 TaxManATX

Corporal

Group: Malaz Regular
Posts: 49
Joined: 26-October 10

Posted 17 July 2011 - 05:14 AM

@Ain't It Just - I do that often. Nature usually wakes me up around 6am but I don't have to be at work until ~9 so despite already being out of bed and usually pretty awake, I sleep for another couple hours and wake up tired.

I was going to reschedule my exam appointment from Aug 1 to late August since I'm behind on my studying but it turns out you can only reschedule 30+ days in advance. So I have 2 weeks to get through 600 pages of study material. And one of those weeks I'm on vacation. =(

#8106 Solidsnape

Emperor

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Posts: 802
Joined: 21-March 11
Location:England.
Interests:Playing Guitar/Ukulele/Banjolele, reading, music, Wing Chun Kuen, my 2 boys and my wonderful GF.
From good 'ol Newcastle upon Tyne.

Posted 17 July 2011 - 07:47 AM

@taxman:
Just pretend its the last 600 pages of DG!!!

It's raining. A lot.

"If you seek the crumpled bones of the T'lan Imass,
gather into one hand the sands of Raraku"
The Holy Desert
- Anonymous.

#8107 Tsundoku

A what?

Group: Malaz Regular
Posts: 4,983
Joined: 06-January 03
Location:Maison de merde

Posted 17 July 2011 - 08:02 AM

Mr.James, on 15 July 2011 - 10:46 PM, said:

I mean they celebrated the French Independence by playing American songs, seems weird to me.

That's because they're used to being liberated to an American soundtrack.

Shiara, on 17 July 2011 - 03:25 AM, said:

We prefer "NSW fan". And it's still murder.

"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker

#8108 Ain't_It_Just_

The Recidivist

Group: LHTEC
Posts: 2,371
Joined: 17-January 08
Location:Oz
Interests:Dungeons and Dragons, and the odd caramel slice.
The AIJman cometh

Posted 17 July 2011 - 09:25 AM

Freakin' tinea!

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#8109 Satan

Hunting for love

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Posts: 1,569
Joined: 12-December 02

Posted 17 July 2011 - 12:52 PM

My phone, which I bought as late as November last year, has gone cocks up. I fucking hate Sony Ericsson! And because I bought online I'll go without a phone for a few weeks at least.

Also, why my avatar no change?

Legalise drugs! And murder!

#8110 Andymander Kake

Recruit

Group: Malaz Regular
Posts: 4
Joined: 15-July 11

Posted 17 July 2011 - 03:47 PM

Working on a Sunday for free! Why do family think the Geek can fix any Computer crash via Phone 500miles away?

#8111 tiam

Ascendant

Group: Mott Irregulars
Posts: 3,948
Joined: 26-January 06

Posted 17 July 2011 - 04:05 PM

Woke up with a sty in my eye and wikipedia said they last 2 weeks. I have to give a presentation tomorow and dont want to appear to have scurvy

#8112 Puck

Mausetöter

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Location:Germany

Posted 17 July 2011 - 06:47 PM

Seems like I caught a cold, damn it.

Puck was not birthed, she was cleaved from a lava flow and shaped by a fierce god's hands. - [worry]
Ninja Puck, Ninja Puck, really doesn't give a fuck..? - [King Lear]

#8113 tiam

Ascendant

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Joined: 26-January 06

Posted 17 July 2011 - 10:22 PM

Ive read DOD, TCG, Nok, ROTCG and finished SW in about 2 weeks or less and was about to start TTH in anticipation of Globe, Rod, Stool when ICE releases it. All of a sudden my TTH has vanished. This fucks me off no end as it was hardback and also means im out a TTH and a GOTM as thats still AWOL.

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN

#8114 Adjutant Stormy~

Captain, Team Quick Ben

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Posts: 1,344
Joined: 24-January 08

Posted 17 July 2011 - 10:25 PM

Yeah, I can't find my GotM, DG, OR MOI. WTF.

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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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