Posted 09 July 2011 - 12:48 AM
jesus, what a fucked-up day.
on the way to work, discovered my bike had a flat tire.
Also, my mother called to complain about how we've went over our bandwidth cap for the month. (which ends in 3 days, and the most she'll have to pay on top of it is maybe 10 bucks)
then, as I'm just about to reach work, I realize my bapack is open and my uniform isn't there. have to turn around, frantically looking for when the fuck it fell out of my backpack, while calling in to say i'll be running late, while, my flat tire goes decidedly flat (prior to that, I had doubts, as the bike was still going)
at work, my mom suggests my parents come to work, to pick up me and the bike. since this would presumably involve taking the wheels off, I refuse the offer. the thought of sticking my gutted, 10 year old bike in our 3-months old Beamer X3 somehow doesn't strike me as a good idea.
I also realize that I forgot to finalize my purchase on Steam, and my stupid phone won't let me do that, b/c i'm accessing Steam off a different browser, so I have to enter a security code they send to my email. ofc, to see the code in my email, I have to close the internet on my phone, then re-open it, at which point steam sends me a new code, ad infinitim. oh, and my phone also decided to stop displaying read emails for some reason.
Icing on the cake: i'm on the bus home, calling home to let them know where I am. My mother's on her way to see what happened with my dad. he called her from the yard where he keeps his truck, said "Come quick, i've hu- *click* "
15 minutes later, as i'm envisioning all the wonderful things that could have happened, my mom calls. he crushed his finger (or thumb--not sure, in Russian you use same word for both) with a sledgehammer.
What next?
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:
And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.