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What's messing with your groove?

#7981 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 09 July 2011 - 01:01 AM

Look on the bright side, dude - at least I'm alright.

Even if I can't sleep.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#7982 User is offline   Puck 

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Posted 09 July 2011 - 06:57 AM

For once I'm not happy that it's raining.. This means our open house day at uni will be a watery and muddy mess and nopeople will come and the administration will complain and might cut the budget for this next year. Not cool.

This post has been edited by Puck: 09 July 2011 - 06:57 AM

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#7983 User is offline   Puck 

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Posted 09 July 2011 - 04:02 PM

Sorry for double-posting, but why, WHY, do some people assume I can't write my own freaking name and feel like they need to correct it? :D
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#7984 User is offline   Satan 

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Posted 09 July 2011 - 05:52 PM

Depression. Lost something like 8-10 kilos over the past two months over it. I'm starting to think I should look for professional help now.
Legalise drugs! And murder!
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#7985 User is offline   Gust Hubb 

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Posted 09 July 2011 - 06:21 PM

View PostBrynjar, on 09 July 2011 - 05:52 PM, said:

Depression. Lost something like 8-10 kilos over the past two months over it. I'm starting to think I should look for professional help now.


Definitely. It runs in my family too, and is nothing to feel ashamed about. I'm sorry you have to deal with it.
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#7986 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 09 July 2011 - 06:48 PM

Got a cold and thus can't sleep at all. It's now quarter to five I have to go to work in ten hours. Fantastic.
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#7987 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 10 July 2011 - 01:57 AM

At the party last night, a person turned up whom had left our group for some time and hadn't been seen for a while. Let's call him D. Well, about 6 months ago, the girl I liked (and still do, to some extent-I'm not juggling chicks here, its just the way I feel, mmkay?) told me that she liked someone else, and she wouldnt say who it was-but that I knew him in some way, shape or form.

Judging from the way they spent the entire night together and cuddled on the couch, I think I know who it is now.

I know, I know, I promised myself I'd move on, and I have, really. I want to do the sensible, mature thing. But now that there's a name and a face I can put on the whole thing....it doesn't feel good. And I really dont know what to do, if anything.

FUCKING TEENAGE RELATIONSHIPS GRAAAAAAAAGH
Suck it Errant!


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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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#7988 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 10 July 2011 - 03:42 AM

exhausted.
and no one's picked up the work shift I posted for tomorrow. So I have to work instead of playing footy and getting drunk with my friends.
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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#7989 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 10 July 2011 - 03:49 AM

SEVEN DIGITAL I HATE YOU!!!! Damn broadcast keeps dropping out!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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#7990 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 10 July 2011 - 03:49 AM

Hey, don't feel too bad. The only girl I've ever loved is getting married, to the dude she left me for.
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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#7991 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 10 July 2011 - 05:05 AM

View PostBrynjar, on 09 July 2011 - 05:52 PM, said:

Depression. Lost something like 8-10 kilos over the past two months over it. I'm starting to think I should look for professional help now.


Get down to Bergen, find this girl and get your groove on. She's a Swede, but I'm sure that won't stop you.

When I was there this time 2 years ago, she was the barmaid at a pub built right over the water not too far from that fort-thing, near where they park all the yachts and fishing boats. If you're lucky she still works there during summer. ;)

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Posted 10 July 2011 - 08:20 AM

View PostAdjutant Stormy, on 10 July 2011 - 03:49 AM, said:

Hey, don't feel too bad. The only girl I've ever loved is getting married, to the dude she left me for.


Sorry to hear that. ;) Well, one of my friends asked D, and apparently theres no attraction there, so thats a load off.

The new bad news is that my.....well, might call her girlfriend for the sake of simplicity, is considering pulling the plug. So I have to convince her not to. Wish me luck.
Suck it Errant!


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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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#7993 User is offline   Hetan 

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Posted 10 July 2011 - 08:27 AM

I RECOMMEND DUNKING YOUR HEAD IN A BUCKET OF ICE AND BEER CANS TO SHOW YOUR MANLINESS

IT'S THE DONE THING NOWADAYS

ALSO IN SLIGHTLY UNRELATED NEWS JIM IS A GIANT GINGER VAGINA
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#7994 User is offline   Hetan 

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Posted 10 July 2011 - 08:28 AM

View PostAin, on 10 July 2011 - 01:57 AM, said:

At the party last night, a person turned up whom had left our group for some time and hadn't been seen for a while. Let's call him D. Well, about 6 months ago, the girl I liked (and still do, to some extent-I'm not juggling chicks here, its just the way I feel, mmkay?) told me that she liked someone else, and she wouldnt say who it was-but that I knew him in some way, shape or form.

Judging from the way they spent the entire night together and cuddled on the couch, I think I know who it is now.

I know, I know, I promised myself I'd move on, and I have, really. I want to do the sensible, mature thing. But now that there's a name and a face I can put on the whole thing....it doesn't feel good. And I really dont know what to do, if anything.

FUCKING TEENAGE RELATIONSHIPS GRAAAAAAAAGH

KNIFE HIM IN THE DICK
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#7995 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 10 July 2011 - 10:36 AM

Uhhhh, has someone hijacked Hetan's account?
*casting the shaved knuckle*
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#7996 User is offline   Centzon Totochtin 

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Posted 10 July 2011 - 10:47 AM

the BBQ is on, her account is always hacked around then :p


I've had a bad headache all day ;)
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Posted 10 July 2011 - 10:57 AM

During the course of last night someone (could have been me) stood on my ingrowing toenail. I havebeen greeted this morning by alot of fresh blood and pus out of my toe. Infected?
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#7998 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 10 July 2011 - 11:14 AM

Goddamn Boss fight!

I don't have enough life or ammo and my last save was ages back. Grr ;)

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#7999 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 10 July 2011 - 11:20 AM

Which boss fight specifically?
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Posted 10 July 2011 - 11:30 AM

Scarlett in Silent Hill Homecoming - I know how to kill her - I've done it before - but I'm starting with less then half my life and it just isn't enough - I used my first aid kit that I was saving for it by mistake and I can't go back the way I came due to the drop before the last save. ;)

I refuse to give in just yet though...

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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