What's messing with your groove?

#6801 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 10 April 2011 - 03:44 PM

I cant wait for the final chapt of that Illy story.

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I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#6802 tiam

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Posted 10 April 2011 - 03:45 PM

Just nearly spat water over someone in the library when I read how pert the vengeance was. Also if he touched your sisterin anyway you should unstoppably jackhammer his until the cows come home.

If the code is broken and you were not its breaker then you may enjoy the benefits.

My groove- I have alot of work to do, very important work that needs to be done and there is little traffic on the site to help distract me

#6803 Fist Gamet

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Posted 10 April 2011 - 04:03 PM

Argh! Is anyone else here on twitter? I have got into to support a charity I am involved with and I read some retweets by some celebs from other people doing fundraising etc. So I thought I would do the same. Except...I can't send a message to anyone who isnt following me! So, wtf do I do?! Do I just reply to their (celeb) latest twit and ask for RT? Is this the right etiquette?

Victory is mine!

#6804 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 10 April 2011 - 04:08 PM

That's what most people do. I have seen Stephen Fry, Alan Davies and Donald Faison do it. The original is something like "Hey I'm supporting [charity name] which works for [cause] please RT [link]"

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I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#6805 Gatekeeper

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Posted 10 April 2011 - 05:43 PM

Illuyankas, on 10 April 2011 - 03:33 PM, said:

... And the Bro Code was broken already some years ago when the best mate in question and MY sister decided to pretend to hook up in front of me to piss me off deliberately...

Wait..what? So not only have you already been wronged, but the revenge actually involves 1) the original players 2) the exact inverse of said betrayal? Jeezus, Shadowthrone could not have written it better, the irony is so blatant. No question, hit it and stow that in your little Things-I-Will-Only-Tell-My-Friend-If-He-Gets-Me-Horribly-Killed vault.

HAIL THE MARINES!

#6806 amphibian

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Posted 10 April 2011 - 06:04 PM

Why would you have friends you disapprove of so much that you would actively dislike them dating someone in your family?

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#6807 Illuyankas

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Posted 10 April 2011 - 06:12 PM

It was less dislike of the idea of my friend dating my sister and more dislike of the idea they'd pretended to hook up purely to wind me up. They couldn't and still can't stand each other normally, from the day afterwards to now. Motives are important, and theirs was not acceptable, really. Still funny, though.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#6808 Gatekeeper

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Posted 11 April 2011 - 03:33 AM

Every time I see a tag for Return of the Crimson Guard, it's RotCG, and my mind immediately switches it to "Return of the Crippled God, (RotCG). I get flashes of a future SE and ICE CO WRITTEN book, based on...well, you know. It sucks.

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#6809 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 11 April 2011 - 05:06 AM

Gatekeeper, on 10 April 2011 - 05:43 PM, said:

Illuyankas, on 10 April 2011 - 03:33 PM, said:

... And the Bro Code was broken already some years ago when the best mate in question and MY sister decided to pretend to hook up in front of me to piss me off deliberately...

PROBLEM SOLVED.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#6810 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 11 April 2011 - 05:16 AM

something just went horribly wrong with my water bottle and now my top is soaking and I am at work

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#6811 Darkwatch

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Posted 11 April 2011 - 05:27 AM

Somehow posting that where Sombra can see it seems like a bad idea.

My suggestion, head to the ladies room and use paper towels to dry off your top in a stall.

Otherwise... go soak someone else so as not to be alone.

This post has been edited by Darkwatch: 11 April 2011 - 05:27 AM

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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

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A non-touching itself rock.

#6812 MTS

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Posted 11 April 2011 - 05:31 AM

Impromptu wet t-shirt contest?

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#6813 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 11 April 2011 - 05:43 AM

That's okay, he can't see me here at work DW so I'm safe

I am drier that I was... tea towels made it not look as bad and not as cold in the air con O_O

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#6814 MTS

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Posted 11 April 2011 - 05:50 AM

Centzon Totochtin, on 11 April 2011 - 05:43 AM, said:

That's okay, he can't see me here at work

That you know of...

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Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#6815 Loki

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Posted 11 April 2011 - 06:58 AM

Apparently you can share 'too much' information with telemarketers.....at least that's why I think the same one keeps calling me back to discuss DA2 and not their companies Interent options

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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#6816 Tsundoku

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Posted 11 April 2011 - 08:08 AM

Darkwatch, on 11 April 2011 - 05:27 AM, said:

Somehow posting that where Sombra can see it seems like a bad idea.

Like the rest of you perves are so much better.

MTS, on 11 April 2011 - 05:50 AM, said:

Centzon Totochtin, on 11 April 2011 - 05:43 AM, said:

That's okay, he can't see me here at work

That you know of...

Indeed - my spies are everywhere.

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#6817 Grimjust Bearegular

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Posted 11 April 2011 - 10:56 AM

The weather is lovely today, and I really want to go out with some friends and buys some ice cream and just people-watch, but alas! All my friends have moved away:(

I'm So Ronery
So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone

There's no one
Just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne
I work rearry hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems like no one takes me serirousry

And so I'm ronery
A rittle ronery
Poor rittle me

There's nobody
I can rerate to
Feel rike a bird in a cage
It's kinda sihry
But not rearry
Because it's fihring my body with rage

I'm the smartest most crever most physicarry fit
But nobody else seems to rearize it
When I change the world maybe they'll notice me
But until then I'rr just be ronery
Rittle ronery, poor rittle me

I'm so ronery

Things and stuffs...and other important objects.

#6818 Aptorian

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Posted 11 April 2011 - 11:47 AM

EA customer support. I have decided to not contact them anymore today. I am a relatively civil person and I always try to be polite when talking with staff, so nothing good is going to come out of me beginning to rage at a telephone operator.

#6819 Loki

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Posted 11 April 2011 - 11:56 AM

EA isn't that bad - I had them help me with my DA2 special edition. Kept having trouble with my login, turns out I had to use my bioware logon and not my ea logon. It does say EA/Bioware so I figured my EA logon would work but because it isn't the same as my Bioware it caused trouble or something. I don't know. Point is they told me what to do and it works now

EDIT: So, I've always wanted to try root-beer and see what all the fuss is about but I've never seen it anywhere in Oz. Turns at a local fish and chips store sells it and I have now, after years of wanting to, have tried root-beer. If I had known that all I had to do was mix Listerine with Benadryl I would have been able to try it years ago and by now would have forgotten the horrible taste it left in my mouth.

This post has been edited by Loki: 11 April 2011 - 01:04 PM

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~