What's messing with your groove?

#4281 Illuyankas

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 06:11 PM

It's a crumple zone.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#4282 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 06:15 PM

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on 13 May 2010 - 05:53 PM, said:

Tiste Simeon, on 13 May 2010 - 05:46 PM, said:

Body aching all over from the gym.

But at least my wang is in working order, unlike Illy.

Your lack of concern for my wang saddens me.

Sorry, shall add it to my list of concerns...

A Haunting Poem
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You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#4283 Coco with marshmallows

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 06:18 PM

knackered my shoulder at the gym

On the plus side, unlike Illy and RLY, my Boaby is fine

(for the non Scots, take a guess at what Boaby means in this context. I imagine you'll get it right.)

meh. Link was dead :(

#4284 worry

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 06:31 PM

the wiener is a thing of great mystery

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#4285 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 07:05 PM

Mine tells riddles.

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#4286 Illuyankas

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 07:08 PM

Mine tells jokes. It's got me in stitches.

HEY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#4287 Cougar

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 07:14 PM

Mine makes bad decisions for me and then disappears when there is a reckoning

I AM A TWAT

#4288 Jusentantaka

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 07:21 PM

Cougar, on 13 May 2010 - 07:14 PM, said:

Mine makes bad decisions for me and then disappears when there is a reckoning

What, you've got an inny?

#4289 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 09:01 PM

I'm impressed that this thread lasted this schlong before degenerating into penis jokes...

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We all Scream
For I Scream.

#4290 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 09:35 PM

Stop, you're giving me the willies.

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#4291 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 10:20 PM

These puns are worth as much as junk.

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#4292 Macros

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 10:25 PM

disgusting members this board has.

Can't get thier minds out of the gutters.

in other news. dog tired

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#4293 Illuyankas

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 10:29 PM

I agree with Mac, people should stop cocking about.

#4294 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 10:35 PM

I assume that's Brit for dicking around?

#4295 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 10:39 PM

At least it's giving them a bit of happenis.

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bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#4296 RodeoRanch

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Posted 14 May 2010 - 04:05 AM

I worked a terrible job today that further injured my already busted wrist. Popping Motrin pills like they're going out of style.

But at least my rodeo is still ranch. Or something penis something. Something.

#4297 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 14 May 2010 - 04:32 AM

I now know more about forum members penis's than was needed

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#4298 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 14 May 2010 - 05:02 AM

Sorry about that, but if there ever was something that deserved to go in this thread, it is penile injuries.

For the record, mine is a little better. I'm back to only wearing two socks again.

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#4299 Zanth13

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Posted 14 May 2010 - 05:06 AM

I just sneezed and my whole body hurts.... still hurts... still... still... slight headache... chest pain.... ok its getting better...

better....

better...

better...

gone...

swig of beer

You can't find me because I'm lost in the music