What's messing with your groove?

#4321 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 15 May 2010 - 07:31 PM

Just nearly set fire to my hoover and I think I broke it...

But at least my penis etc. etc.

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#4322 Macros

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Posted 15 May 2010 - 08:46 PM

idiots.
fucking idiots.

I ask thee, who the fuck calls a double average stack all in call holding a k7?
WHO?
bad beats have broken my heart this week, poker is a bitch

2012
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#4323 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 15 May 2010 - 08:55 PM

I think I might have just broken a finger baby-sitting. I hate children.

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#4324 Darkwatch

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Posted 15 May 2010 - 09:08 PM

Kids are rather violent aren't they.
Stronger than they look to. Spent the day with my nephew last weekend and Tuesday afternoon with my friend's kid.
Both had a penchant for hitting.

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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

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RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#4325 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 15 May 2010 - 09:12 PM

CHRIST SO HUNGOVER. My god.

EDIT- LOST MY GLASSES TOO

This post has been edited by Adjutant Stormy: 15 May 2010 - 09:19 PM

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#4326 Darkwatch

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Posted 15 May 2010 - 09:15 PM

So it was a good party?

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You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#4327 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 15 May 2010 - 09:29 PM

Yeah, went back to girlfriend's place, finally closed that particular deal.

#4328 masan's saddle

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Posted 15 May 2010 - 10:06 PM

Adjutant Stormy, on 15 May 2010 - 09:29 PM, said:

Yeah, went back to girlfriend's place, finally closed that particular deal.

I think I may have an idea where you lost your glasses.

Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.

#4329 Illuyankas

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Posted 15 May 2010 - 10:18 PM

Most men just lose their watches there, but when you go all out, you go all out.

This post has been edited by Illuyankas: 15 May 2010 - 10:19 PM

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#4330 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 15 May 2010 - 10:24 PM

Adjutant Stormy, on 15 May 2010 - 09:12 PM, said:

CHRIST SO HUNGOVER. My god.

EDIT- LOST MY GLASSES TOO

Adjutant Stormy, on 15 May 2010 - 09:29 PM, said:

Yeah, went back to girlfriend's place, finally closed that particular deal.

masan, on 15 May 2010 - 10:06 PM, said:

Adjutant Stormy, on 15 May 2010 - 09:29 PM, said:

Yeah, went back to girlfriend's place, finally closed that particular deal.

I think I may have an idea where you lost your glasses.

Illuyankas, on 15 May 2010 - 10:18 PM, said:

Most men just lose their watches there, but when you go all out, you go all out.

HOLY CRAP YOU LOST YOUR GLASSES IN ILLYS PENIS???
So that's how it really all happened...

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We all Scream
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#4331 Darkwatch

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Posted 15 May 2010 - 10:26 PM

I'm finding it rather disturbing that Illy's rooster is a staple of board discussion.

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#4332 masan's saddle

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Posted 15 May 2010 - 10:36 PM

Darkwatch, on 15 May 2010 - 10:26 PM, said:

I'm finding it rather disturbing that Illy's rooster is a staple of board discussion.

Unfortunate use of the word staple there DW

I BELIEVE THEY ARE THE ONLY THINGS HOLDING HIS BANGSTICK TOGETHER

Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.

#4333 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 16 May 2010 - 07:14 AM

H.D., on 15 May 2010 - 08:55 PM, said:

I think I might have just broken a finger baby-sitting. I hate children.

I'm so pissed off now. Not too much "might" about it anymore.

#4334 Giles

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Posted 16 May 2010 - 07:16 AM

Bit Hungover and ive got a load of revision to do today

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#4335 Aptorian

How 'bout a hug?

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Posted 16 May 2010 - 08:12 AM

Don't know where else to post this.

This is a series of pictures and a video about a Kitten that goes backpacking through North and South America.

If this doesn't cheer some one up I don't know what will.

#4336 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 16 May 2010 - 08:17 AM

I can't pretend I have an injury any more, meaning getting up at 5:30 on Wednesday mornings to do football training in the cold. And that's with club training on the night before. Frick.

Suck it Errant!

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#4337 Dag

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Posted 16 May 2010 - 11:11 AM

Die Eisheiligen.

I guess I should grab my raincoat and start building a raft if I want to get to that party this evening... or maybe building a sleigh would be a better idea...

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

#4338 Puck

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Posted 16 May 2010 - 02:13 PM

Lack of sleep. I only got to bed at 3a.m. and just as I put my head on the pillow my arm thought it would be a funny idea to start aching like hell and not let me fall asleep.. why, I still don't know.. When I finally fell asleep it was about time to get up again.. Damn it.

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#4339 Aptorian

How 'bout a hug?

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Posted 16 May 2010 - 02:16 PM

It was probably just an embolism...

#4340 Puck

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Posted 16 May 2010 - 02:21 PM

Probably.. The REALLY annoying part was that I was staying over at a friends place and couldn't just get up to rummage around or read something while I couldn't sleep, but had to stay quiet in order to not wake her up

Puck was not birthed, she was cleaved from a lava flow and shaped by a fierce god's hands. - [worry]
Ninja Puck, Ninja Puck, really doesn't give a fuck..? - [King Lear]