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#3241 RodeoRanch

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Posted 20 January 2010 - 10:13 PM

I'm genuinely frightened of a 4 foot 8, weighs less than a 100 pounds woman.

Terrible.

#3242 Anomander

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Posted 20 January 2010 - 11:15 PM

You need to sacrifice some other poor bastard so that he becomes her focus instead of you.

And so the First denied their Mother,
in their fury, and so were cast out,
doomed children of Mother Dark.

#3243 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 21 January 2010 - 01:15 AM

@Mez: Keep it in your luggage, or toiletries bag.

@Rodeo: Guess you need to just get back with her and see where this crazy train is headed. And damn, that's a petite woman. Someone had to say it.

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#3244 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 21 January 2010 - 01:23 AM

She's travel sized. Small enough to ship to Antarctica...

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#3245 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 21 January 2010 - 02:54 AM

Flipping Mount 'n' Blade is doing my head in. Why do I keep playing it??

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#3246 Gwynn ap Nudd

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Posted 21 January 2010 - 05:24 AM

Traffic and boomerang work.

An accident closed one of the the two river crossings I can take on my commute today for around seven hours. Since that route has three lanes and the other one during rush hour, it took me three hours instead of the usual thirty minutes to get home.

It also seems every single time I send out a finished project lately, the client decides that they want to change the design parameters forcing me to redesign everything and push back other projects that should have been done by now. With one exception, where they twice changed the design parameters before I submitted the design, but never got around to telling me.

#3247 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 21 January 2010 - 11:39 AM

Gaaaa, can't sleep, it's almost 4 AM. Annoying week of people not being dependable.

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#3248 Satan

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Posted 21 January 2010 - 02:03 PM

Tiste Simeon, on 21 January 2010 - 02:54 AM, said:

Flipping Mount 'n' Blade is doing my head in. Why do I keep playing it??

Because it has the best medieval fighting system to date.

I have a cold, but I can't stay at home sulking simply because there's no food there. Also, the English water doesn't agree with my hands. It looks like they belong to a 80-year-old.

Legalise drugs! And murder!

#3249 Jusentantaka

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Posted 23 January 2010 - 02:16 AM

My cat is 'starving' because I'm too lazy to go out and get food. Stupid kitty.

#3250 Slow Ben

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Posted 23 January 2010 - 02:26 PM

Sick and at work. Bah!

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#3251 Aptorian

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Posted 23 January 2010 - 07:30 PM

Tiste Simeon, on 21 January 2010 - 02:54 AM, said:

Flipping Mount 'n' Blade is doing my head in. Why do I keep playing it??

Try doing "Car delivery" missions in Red Faction: Guerilla. My god. For a game that's cursed with such atrocious vehicle handling they sure put a lot of driving missions in there.

#3252 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 24 January 2010 - 12:43 AM

Aptorian, on 23 January 2010 - 07:30 PM, said:

Tiste Simeon, on 21 January 2010 - 02:54 AM, said:

Flipping Mount 'n' Blade is doing my head in. Why do I keep playing it??

Try doing "Car delivery" missions in Red Faction: Guerilla. My god. For a game that's cursed with such atrocious vehicle handling they sure put a lot of driving missions in there.

Holy shit I know!

But I'm just pissed that my friend who spent the last year in China, is late in getting his 5'1'' scrawny Irish ass over here so we can chill and reminisce about democracy.

#3253 MTS

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Posted 24 January 2010 - 02:23 AM

Having trouble connecting the internet at my flat. I hate technology sometimes.

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#3254 Slow Ben

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Posted 24 January 2010 - 03:13 AM

"As far as I'm concerned technology peaked at frozen pizza."

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#3255 Jusentantaka

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Posted 24 January 2010 - 03:41 AM

I've started sizing people up like a side of beef.

I miss the sex.

#3256 Tsundoku

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Posted 24 January 2010 - 03:47 AM

Juicytaco, on 24 January 2010 - 03:41 AM, said:

I've started sizing people up like a side of beef.

I miss the sex.

I had to double-check to see that it wasn't Centz posting this.

"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

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#3257 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 24 January 2010 - 03:50 AM

Heeeeeeeeeeeey

I don't size people up like beef

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#3258 Jusentantaka

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Posted 24 January 2010 - 04:05 AM

Sombra, on 24 January 2010 - 03:47 AM, said:

Juicytaco, on 24 January 2010 - 03:41 AM, said:

I've started sizing people up like a side of beef.

I miss the sex.

I had to double-check to see that it wasn't Centz posting this.

Its worse now, I just caught myself biting my finger when I read your sig. 19 more days. This is like quitting cigs, booze and coke all at the same time.

it didn't say cock, stop imagining things.

This post has been edited by Jusentantaka: 24 January 2010 - 04:06 AM

#3259 MTS

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Posted 24 January 2010 - 04:07 AM

The only correct way to size people up for sex is in terms of bacon. It's juicy, succulent, and you can nibble on it for hours on end.

Juse, why can't have have the sex? Husband away or something? Because I don't see a 'The Contest' thread...

This post has been edited by Mappo's Travelling Sack: 24 January 2010 - 04:09 AM

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Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#3260 Jusentantaka

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Posted 24 January 2010 - 04:41 AM

Mappo, on 24 January 2010 - 04:07 AM, said:

Oh sweet god... you do those here too? So much fun they are. Fun to read through the angsty replies to the debauched stories which people make to try and end the competitors efforts. (Not to say that itemizing such debaucheries isn't tons of fun too)

*ahem* yeah, Mr. Toy is gone until the 11th.