What's messing with your groove?

#3221 Darkwatch

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Posted 19 January 2010 - 05:50 PM

You see this is why I avoid crazy chicks from the outset no matter how awesome they might be in the sack, it's not worth this.
My prayers go out to you Rodeo.

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#3222 amphibian

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Posted 19 January 2010 - 09:31 PM

RodeoRanch, on 19 January 2010 - 05:44 PM, said:

Simeon nailed it. Got a phone call this morning at 6AM. Of course I didn't pick it up so she left another message.

More crying and screaming about what a mistake she had made and would I take her back. This was swiftly followed by a ranting inquiry of why I didn't call her on the weekend.

I'm slightly afraid this crazy chick is going to stalk me.

Should I call her back and establish that we are actually broken up? Or maintain radio silence?

So you did not actually call or text her for an entire weekend? There was no communication?

If that's true, then there is some tiny basis for her flipping out. Not this badly, but going incommunicado for a couple days with someone feeling a bit insecure is pretty much guaranteed to get fireworks.

Call her once to confirm you're broken up. Do not answer any further communication attempts afterwards.

And Darkwatch - you're a wussy. Everybody needs some crazy in their life sometimes. It keeps us lively.

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#3223 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 19 January 2010 - 09:33 PM

Get yourself some silver bullets! (I'm not giving up on that lupus joke)

edit - and a gun. Silver bullets are kind of useless without a gun.

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#3224 Obdigore

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Posted 19 January 2010 - 09:39 PM

Dude, Crazy Chick Make Up Sex is amazing.

Make up with her and you will be fine for another month.

Then you move and change your name.

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Posted 19 January 2010 - 10:05 PM

Today messes with my groove. Massively.

Also, awesome post Rodeo. Generally, crazy make up sex is awesome, and generally kinky. Make sure to show off the bite marks for bragging rights. Crazy ex however isn't good.

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#3226 Illuyankas

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Posted 19 January 2010 - 10:07 PM

I recommend you nail her, Rodeo. Both in the 'torrid bedroom action' sense and in the 'to the bed so you can escape the country and change your name' sense.

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Posted 19 January 2010 - 10:21 PM

RodeoRanch, on 19 January 2010 - 05:44 PM, said:

If you plan to not have freaky ass insane lady make up sex: In the "name" section of the phone change the name to "DO NOT ANSWER!" Just in case you are drunk and forget. (likely).

If you do want to have freaky ass insane lady make up sex, prepare for the emotional aftermath that will come from her. She might tell you she loves you. Now, if you can handle that sort of random statement, you have to be able to handle her reaction after you really break-up with her when those three little words have been uttered. Even if she doesn't, she'll still have said'em, and the emotional torrent of insanity that could cause could be massive.

If, weighing that in your head, the sex is still worth it: Have fun having awesome, scary sex.

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Posted 19 January 2010 - 10:50 PM

So she is angry at your not calling her, when she asked you never to talk to her again? I find this confusing :pirate:

I do agree the crazy make up sex is awesome.... but crazy emotional stalkering that may get worse afterwards is less awesome ^_^

Rodeo you clearly just attack crazy creatures of every sort

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#3229 Cougar

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Posted 20 January 2010 - 12:11 AM

@Rodeo: I'd tell her you had sex with a nameless Japanese girl in say...a hostel dorm and see if she's still interested. If she is, give her another chance.

@Mezla: let that Lupus joke go, at best it's a poor joke, at worst you are mocking some poor fucker who not only has a rather uncomfortable disease, but also a barking daughter, much like your Mum.

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#3230 RodeoRanch

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Posted 20 January 2010 - 12:29 AM

I didn't call her on the weekend because she told me not to. She was too busy working to be distracted by me, as she said. The crazy runs deep.

I'm afraid if I go in for the funky action with her, she'll end up cutting me into a dozen pieces and eating me or chaining me to the basement wall. Now my fear is fighting my natural lusty inclinations.

This is terrible.

And that Japanese girl was a lovely lady. I'm almost certain I have her first name remembered correctly.

#3231 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 20 January 2010 - 12:29 AM

Just to inform you all I did in no way "nail it..."

Oh, wait...

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#3232 amphibian

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Posted 20 January 2010 - 03:13 AM

RodeoRanch, on 20 January 2010 - 12:29 AM, said:

I didn't call her on the weekend because she told me not to. She was too busy working to be distracted by me, as she said. The crazy runs deep.

It was a trap.

I'm sorry, buddy. Girls who set traps don't usually make the turn around to "girlfriend material".

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#3233 Darkwatch

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Posted 20 January 2010 - 04:03 AM

amphibian, on 20 January 2010 - 03:13 AM, said:

RodeoRanch, on 20 January 2010 - 12:29 AM, said:

I didn't call her on the weekend because she told me not to. She was too busy working to be distracted by me, as she said. The crazy runs deep.

It was a trap.

I'm sorry, buddy. Girls who set traps don't usually make the turn around to "girlfriend material".

She's crazy, she wasn't any kind of good material to begin with.
This is why you avoid the crazy ones.

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#3234 MTS

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Posted 20 January 2010 - 04:25 AM

Hah, I actually called it. Whoever said crazy wasn't predictable?

I've never had crazy girl sex (thankfully?), so I can't really weigh in on whether you should jump back into the ring. Still, if the sex is worth being murdered and hung as a trophy on her bedroom wall, then go for it. And if it isn't? Just go for it anyway and carry a large knife just in case.

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#3235 amphibian

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Posted 20 January 2010 - 04:47 AM

Darkwatch, on 20 January 2010 - 04:03 AM, said:

She's crazy, she wasn't any kind of good material to begin with.
This is why you avoid the crazy ones.

There's varying levels of crazy. Trap-setting crazy is no good. Volatile crazy is manageable. Get you a drink and watch basketball with you crazy is the best.

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Posted 20 January 2010 - 06:39 AM

That's not crazy anymore. That's like going so crazy that you go sane. Horribly horribly sane.

Groove messing: signing payroll forms and realizing that I'm being paid considerably less than I had been expecting.

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Posted 20 January 2010 - 10:20 AM

overwhelming day, I cried most of the way home, stupid horrible woman crying, i hate crying.

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

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Posted 20 January 2010 - 10:27 AM

It would have been far more worrying if you'd been man crying.

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Posted 20 January 2010 - 07:49 PM

It would take me hours to list everything that is messing with my groove currently... but the most annoying thing is probably my skin. The Christmas/Silvester food orgies have left me with a mysterious allergy that makes my face look like a post-apocalyptic landscape. The way I look right now, they could cast me as Baron Harkonnen for a re-make of "Dune" and win an Academy Award for the best makeup art without having to invest even one penny in special makeup effects... :pirate:

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#3240 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 20 January 2010 - 09:46 PM

Bad luck Dag. I hate it when I have bad skin. My mega face allergy in Miami made me sooooo paranoid but it never looks as bad as it feels!

Messing with my groove? I have lost my passport AGAIN. I don't know how I do it. Everytime I come back from a trip I think "this time I'm going to put it somewhere safe" and then I promptly forget where that safe place is. My apartment isn't even that big. I confound myself.

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