[Abyss]

Tiste Simeon, on 16 October 2024 - 01:17 PM, said:

Abyss, on 15 October 2024 - 08:04 PM, said:

Cause, on 15 October 2024 - 06:56 PM, said:

Todays first world problem:

My new apartment is lovely, and my bathroom is pretty decent. I thought it was time to upgrade to a modern Japanese like bidet toilet. Life's too short not to poop in luxury. I have realized though that there is no way to get a power outlet anywhere near my toilet and as a renter I probably can't get one out it. Frustrating.

There are models that don't use power but I feel the drop off in luxury is probably quite large.

diesel fueled generator.

Indeed there is nothing that says pooping in peace quite like the noise and smell of a diesel generator!

the better ones come with bluetooth speaker, cupholder, and GPS.

[Azath Vitr (D'ivers]

Abyss, on 16 October 2024 - 03:39 PM, said:

Tiste Simeon, on 16 October 2024 - 01:17 PM, said:

Abyss, on 15 October 2024 - 08:04 PM, said:

Cause, on 15 October 2024 - 06:56 PM, said:

Todays first world problem:

My new apartment is lovely, and my bathroom is pretty decent. I thought it was time to upgrade to a modern Japanese like bidet toilet. Life's too short not to poop in luxury. I have realized though that there is no way to get a power outlet anywhere near my toilet and as a renter I probably can't get one out it. Frustrating.

There are models that don't use power but I feel the drop off in luxury is probably quite large.

diesel fueled generator.

Indeed there is nothing that says pooping in peace quite like the noise and smell of a diesel generator!

the better ones come with bluetooth speaker, cupholder, and GPS.

And a complementary bouquet of truck nuts and Trump Bibles (no King Edward Hotel bar mix though---that could be Canada's competitive edge in the global (/ future interplanetary) market...).

[Cause]

Do you know how efficient I could be if I could eat the king Edward’s bar mix while already sitting on the toilet?