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#25661 User is offline   Morgoth 

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 06:00 AM

My deepest condolences to the people of New Zealand. This is sickening and terrible and sad.
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#25662 User is offline   Andorion 

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 06:19 AM

I didn't think stuff like this could happen in New Zealand. Utterly tragic and horrible.
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#25663 User is offline   Maark Abbott 

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 06:45 AM

Breklets.

"We need to shoot our own feet because DEMOCKRERSEE"
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#25664 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 07:23 AM

What?
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#25665 User is offline   Maark Abbott 

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 07:37 AM

View PostAptorian, on 15 March 2019 - 07:23 AM, said:

What?


Your first mistake was trying to make sense of what Breklets say.
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#25666 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 08:43 PM

Here's a donation page for Christchurch survivors: https://www.launchgo...ue_shootings#!/
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#25667 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 16 March 2019 - 12:04 AM

View PostNicodimas, on 15 March 2019 - 04:22 AM, said:

Btw wtf is 8chan? I thought it was just 4 Chan. The comments where he posted in were some of the most brutal I have read on net. And that's saying a lot.

probably shouldn't have following that particular hole.. Btw those people are exactly the reason I ain't giving up my gun rights. I can't believe people like that exist. The hate is real.

Terrible mood now

Oh, are you in for a treat when you mishappen upon 16chan. It's twice as 'chan-y' as 8chan, and the 'chan-iest' chan of them all.
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#25668 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 18 March 2019 - 05:58 AM

My sister’s shithead boyfriend is posting justifications for the New Zealand shooting, bullshit about how it was a terrorist factory. Even if it’s true that teocterrorists have come from that mosque, how the fuck does that change anything? Is that supposed to make his ok? I don’t want to unload on his dumb ass because I’m going to have to go home for Christmas and don’t want to fuck up the family dynamic. So I’m leaving alone but holy shit is he a dumbass.
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#25669 User is offline   Cause 

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Posted 18 March 2019 - 11:22 AM

If that shooter thought the only good terrorist is a dead terrorist he would have blown his own brains out by now. Your sisters boyfriend is an idiot.

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Posted 18 March 2019 - 04:54 PM

ugh, I feel yucky. Rumple Minze is the devil. From this day henceforth I will never touch another drop of that poison again.

Saint Patrick's day, next year I will reject poking you with a stick and let you lie in your undisturbed slumber. I've learned my lesson.
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Posted 19 March 2019 - 10:32 PM

The legend, Dick Dale, has died. Heaven just got a lot louder and I think God is going to have to add a wave pool because all the angels are going to want to try surfing now. R.I.P. Posted Image
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Posted 21 March 2019 - 05:31 AM

View PostBriar King, on 20 March 2019 - 08:08 PM, said:

Well that sucks. My sister just collapsed outside the front door. Folded right up and went face first into the concrete. Sleeping 2 days and her 1st cig of the day made her dizzy.


How long are you planning to leave her there?
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Posted 21 March 2019 - 04:58 PM

Earlier today (its a public holiday) I made an excuse to not attend a board games event held by a friend. I just didn't feel like it, was tired, she lives far away.

However its now later in the day and I dint really do anything today and now im wondering why I dint go. Probably would have been the better use of my time.
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Posted 22 March 2019 - 04:21 AM

You got attacked by wood elves?

I was in two minds between that and chainsaw tree babies. But that would be silly. Not on a first date.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I saw a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. Oh, how I wish he'd go away.
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Posted 22 March 2019 - 04:44 AM

I once saw a horror movie from the 70s or 80s where a tree was eating babies. When the mother or who ever attacked the tree with a chainsaw, blood spurted everywhere.

Did you find a baby inside the tree? If so you should alert the authorities.
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Posted 22 March 2019 - 05:08 AM

The tree pulled a Glock 9mm?
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#25677 User is offline   Maark Abbott 

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Posted 22 March 2019 - 06:47 AM

Wife's mum's cousin passed a few days ago. Yesterday I had to give her the news that her granddad has passed as well.

Topping this off she's gotten into a shit financial situation due to her depression and took out a payday loan, which meant I had to severely berate her on the same day I told her that her grandfather had died.

We can sort the damage of the loan out easily enough but it's a stress I really don't need as we come towards a MAC calculation.
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Posted 22 March 2019 - 10:15 AM

View PostAndorion, on 15 March 2019 - 06:19 AM, said:

I didn't think stuff like this could happen in New Zealand. Utterly tragic and horrible.


It's probably folly to think it couldn't happen anywhere, but I was actually thinking this as well. Shocking.
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Posted 24 March 2019 - 02:29 PM

I collect fountain pens, sorta.

I have a bunch of cheap / cheapish ones that I haven't really looked at in a long time since I got one really nice one. However they are not necessarily cheap by pen standards. Anyway I spent some time looking at what to throw away, what to sell and what to take to america. I have the pens in a cool pen holder on my desk and I just decided to look at them and make sure they were all de-inked since I have just been storing them for a long time. They are all de inked. Great. However I noticed my two Lamy Safari pens (30$ each) are broken. The ones nib is missing and the others is bent backwards. I definitely didn't do it. My best guess is my nephew did it and then my sister put my pens back and didn't tell me. Don't know who else it could have been.

Confronting her will probably be met with a denial, which wont be hard since I don't know when last I looked at these pens. So did it happen yesterday or months ago. I just hate it when people dont treat my things with the same respect they treat their own.

This is also reminding me of when my nephew used to play with my glass bottles of ink and I always used to shout at her, it was obviously a disaster waiting to happen and she didn't seem to think so. The inevitable happened and to this day I dont know how I got so lucky that it broke in a draw and didn't stain anything else and she managed to clean it up fairly easilly. Still it was like watching someone stick their hand in a fire after you warned them that fire is hot. How the hell none of it goton the carpet...
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Posted 25 March 2019 - 02:38 AM

My level of disorganization has progressed to the point that I am actually afraid to open a cupboard because I don't know what is going to fall on me.
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