What's messing with your groove?

#8581 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 19 August 2011 - 09:46 PM

It's a very reliable form of contraception! There is no bigger turn off

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#8582 Darkwatch

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Posted 19 August 2011 - 09:48 PM

Obviously.
But the point here is not to turn her off.

The Pub is Always Open

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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

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Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#8583 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 19 August 2011 - 09:49 PM

And so my joke is wonderful! Right?!

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#8584 QuickTidal

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Posted 19 August 2011 - 09:52 PM

Darkwatch, on 19 August 2011 - 09:44 PM, said:

Mezla PigDog, on 19 August 2011 - 09:38 PM, said:

Ain, on 19 August 2011 - 09:35 AM, said:

Thanks for the advice everyone, makes a lot of sense and I feel more sure about the whole thing now

If it's just naked people she has a problem with, you could always promise to keep your socks on!

Sex with socks on? Just say no!

No self-respecting woman will let a naked man in socks do the squelchy with her.

Avoid the sock gap.

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#8585 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 19 August 2011 - 10:52 PM

Well my graphics drivers don't work. My computer works in every way except the screen.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#8586 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 19 August 2011 - 10:55 PM

And I am posting from my phone

#8587 Tsundoku

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Posted 19 August 2011 - 11:35 PM

Adjutant Stormy, on 19 August 2011 - 10:52 PM, said:

Well my graphics drivers don't work. My computer works in every way except the screen.

... and now you know just how an iPad owner feels, for a lot less money.

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#8588 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 20 August 2011 - 01:41 AM

My Grandpa died last night

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#8589 Grief

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Posted 20 August 2011 - 02:14 AM

That really sucks centz. Condolences to you and the family.

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful

worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).

#8590 Captain Beardface

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Posted 20 August 2011 - 02:57 AM

Condolences Centz

Monsignor:...Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men.
Connor: [as the brothers exit the church] I do believe the monsignor's finally got the point.
Murphy: Aye.

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#8591 QuickTidal

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Posted 20 August 2011 - 04:57 AM

Aw man Centz, that totally sucks. So sorry to hear that, my condolences.

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#8592 King Lear

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Posted 20 August 2011 - 05:38 AM

That's sad to hear Centz, condolences

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#8593 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 20 August 2011 - 05:47 AM

My condolences, Centz. Hope the rest of your family is well and ok.

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#8594 Gatekeeper

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Posted 20 August 2011 - 06:08 AM

Sorry to hear that Centz. I lost my beloved g MA this year as well, she was 91. I pray for ya

HAIL THE MARINES!

#8595 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 20 August 2011 - 06:10 AM

Thanks guys. My mum is flying out on Monday for the funeral, the rest of us can't make it

I'm just hoping I can see her before she goes. He went peacefully in his sleep, which is all you can hope for really. And that Mums family doesn't stress her out.

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#8596 Mott

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Posted 20 August 2011 - 08:36 AM

I'm sorry to hear that Centz, my thoughts and prayers are with you.

My brother has been in an accident and gone missing, the police said one of them is hurt and are trying to find them because they wrote off his friends dad's car. He won't answer his phone.

Mottfather, who art in chat, hallowed be thy name, thy empire come, thy magic be done, on wu as it is in warren. give us this day our daily cahpters, and forgive us our timeline, as we forgive yours, lead us not into goodkind, but deliver us from ayn rand, for thine is the series, the epic, the glory, I<3WJ ~ Obdi and GH

#8597 Grimjust Bearegular

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Posted 20 August 2011 - 08:41 AM

Working on a Saturday after a fun night out....damn you, tequila!

Mott: They're probably just embarrassed and hiding somewhere...They'll turn up soon, I'm sure of it

Things and stuffs...and other important objects.

#8598 tiam

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Posted 20 August 2011 - 09:01 AM

Mott, on 20 August 2011 - 08:36 AM, said:

Yeh sorry to hear that Centz.

Im sure Facesnarker is right and there just hiding out embarrassed. No point assuming the worse because hes not answering his phone, it ould have just broke in the crash or another mundane reason. Hope everythings ok.

Messing with my groove is that we play Arsenal today and we never beat them.

Also Mott is no longer Queen Mott so my policy of gender specific monarchs seems to be falling on deaf ears.