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#6461 Blueiron

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Posted 03 March 2011 - 10:21 PM

What is bugging me today? DO NOT! ADD SPACE! BETWEEN! PARAGRAPHS! OF THE SAME! STYLE!

Word is really unfriendly about writing poetry.

EDIT: typo

This post has been edited by Blueiron: 03 March 2011 - 10:35 PM

QBFTW!

#6462 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 03 March 2011 - 10:27 PM

As many of you know I work for the police. I love the job but there are some drawbacks. Like when a 22 year old guy in the town you work in goes missing then you find him in an empty house 12 hours after he hung himself. Today was not fun...

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#6463 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 03:01 AM

That sucks. I'm just frustrated with everyone. There were more retarded vandalizing protests on campus today which meant that
a) I couldn't make it to class even if I wanted to

I couldn't turn in my paper that I spent all night on
c) The protests, which will cost a crapload to clean up after, are protesting budget cuts. Sigh.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#6464 Tsundoku

A what?

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 08:06 AM

Tiste Simeon, on 03 March 2011 - 10:27 PM, said:

Bummer dude, feel for you there. Reminds me of when I was in the State Emergency Service and we found this guy 3 days after he went missing in the wetlands during summer. He had hung himself with a vacuum cleaner power cord (Who uses that? Isn't rope easier to get?). A bit ripe, for sure.

Adjutant Stormy, on 04 March 2011 - 03:01 AM, said:

That sucks. I'm just frustrated with everyone. There were more retarded vandalizing protests on campus today which meant that a) I couldn't make it to class even if I wanted toB) I couldn't turn in my paper that I spent all night onc) The protests, which will cost a crapload to clean up after, are protesting budget cuts. Sigh.

The world would be a much better place if they would just let us shoot the lefty oxygen thieves. Also, I'd be a much better shot after all the live practice.

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#6465 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 08:10 AM

Hey, that oxygen should be equally divided up amongst all humanity!

TCG. Rabble rabble rabble.

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#6466 Grimjust Bearegular

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 08:33 AM

Dammit, my nose is all stuffy and my throat feels funny...also: headache...And I have stuff to do this weekend!

Tiste: That's really terrible. How are you doing?

Things and stuffs...and other important objects.

#6467 Puck

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 09:26 AM

@Tiste:

I just found out my immediate boss is leaving in two months

Means someone who's got less humor might get the job

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#6468 pathos

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 12:48 PM

The same whiskey from last night that made me happy has now made me sad

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#6469 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 05 March 2011 - 06:25 AM

I CAN'T FIND FUCKING TOGS ANYWHERE. To clarify, I can't find any that fit me and hold the right bits safely in place for simple lap swimming, i.e. not to look good in, just to actually swim in. I AM GOING TO STAB SOMEONE OR SOMETHING.

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#6470 Illuyankas

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Posted 05 March 2011 - 06:29 AM

You need DUCT TAPE

It's the one piece that comes in a roll! Guaranteed to fit your curves exactly! And in a swimming pool, you ~~can tell when the edges cut into you almost instantly from the trails of blood and incoming sharks~~ er, aren't likely to be electrocuted! Yes, that is a better consequence of wrapping yourself in duct tape and not equally bad at all. I am the salesmaniest!

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#6471 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 05 March 2011 - 06:43 AM

Illy,before I am willing to try this, you must duct tape yourself as if they are your swimmers, go for a swim and then REMOVE THE DUCT TAPE and see if you still think I should do that.

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#6472 Mentalist

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Posted 05 March 2011 - 08:44 AM

ugh
been ridiculously tired the entire week.
went out tonight for a friend's birthday, really felt like a waste of time.
Feels like i'm about to have one of those morinic "fuck., what am I doing with my life?" moments of depression. and I consciously KNOW theat they are stupid and pointless, and in a few days, i'll just ignore it and carry on with my life like nothing happened, but it's making me irrationally angry right now.

that, and i'm getting homesick. want to go back to UA. and that won't happen for another year. and in the back of my mind I realizre that that too is a pointless nostalgia, cuz I don't belong there anymore. and it's not gonna be anyhting like what I remeber it by. Fuck.

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#6473 tiam

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Posted 05 March 2011 - 10:58 AM

hangover....

#6474 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 05 March 2011 - 11:11 AM

Roommate insists on sleeping on our couch - inconsiderate towards the drunkards among us (me). He's forcing us to go to sleep at a reasonable hour. Damn him...

#6475 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 05 March 2011 - 12:12 PM

At work on my birthday. Lame, but I'm off at 8 AM so there's that.

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#6476 stone monkey

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Posted 05 March 2011 - 12:51 PM

My cold (or The Komodo Dragon Flu - as I like to call it) has progressed to the stage where I'm now coughing up great chunks of phlegm (or lung - it's hard to tell) Alarmingly enough, this means I'm actually getting better. It's no fun at all though...

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#6477 bubba

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Posted 05 March 2011 - 01:09 PM

Centzon Totochtin, on 05 March 2011 - 06:25 AM, said:

in the US we spell it with an"H"......

#6478 Tsundoku

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Posted 05 March 2011 - 03:00 PM

Centzon Totochtin, on 05 March 2011 - 06:25 AM, said:

Pfffft! You know what my answer to this problem will be.

#6479 Puck

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Posted 05 March 2011 - 08:19 PM

STILL no tCG.

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