What's messing with your groove?

#6481 Cyphon

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Posted 06 March 2011 - 12:31 AM

I thought his prescribed answer to everything was sex with women.

Para todos todo, para nosotros nada.

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#6482 MTS

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Posted 06 March 2011 - 12:58 AM

'Swim laps naked' is a popular euphemism for sex with women. Can't believe you've never heard that one before... :rofl:

Oh, and it's noon and I still have a hangover that could slay a walrus.

This post has been edited by MTS: 06 March 2011 - 01:02 AM

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#6483 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 06 March 2011 - 06:04 AM

It is? Clearly I don't hang round with those women :rofl:

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#6484 MTS

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Posted 06 March 2011 - 06:43 AM

Centzon Totochtin, on 06 March 2011 - 06:04 AM, said:

It is? Clearly I don't hang round with those women :rofl:

Well then maybe you should. It'd be an eye-opening experience. Be sure to take pictures. :rofl:

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

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#6485 GaesReturns

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Posted 06 March 2011 - 10:04 AM

Adjutant Stormy, on 03 March 2011 - 10:18 AM, said:

GaesReturns, on 03 March 2011 - 10:00 AM, said:

Ain, on 03 March 2011 - 08:34 AM, said:

Tiste Simeon, on 02 March 2011 - 07:57 PM, said:

Someone just told me Zac Efron is in Firefly. That bugs me no end for some reason...

As young Simon in Safe. It scared the shite out of me!

Groove is messed because one of the teacher's at my friend's school drowned. Yeah, the one at Torquay for any Aussies onboard the forums.

Wow, that really is shitsville

Messy groove today, too tired for words for no apparent reason. Damn you sunshine, show yourself......mightily pissed off with all this grey, dreary weather now. :rofl:

At least you don't live in Canada...

This is true.
YOu know, I always fancied Canada as a place of residence, although for the life of me I cannot remember why!

Groove totally fkd today. Mother in Laws cat is ill, has been for about a week or so, and is clearly on it's last legs, but she won't take it to the vets as she says why bother when it's dying anyway. Man I'd love to slap that woman :rofl:

Seriously, do I look like I give a shit?

#6486 Illuyankas

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Posted 06 March 2011 - 12:46 PM

I got called at 3:30am by one of my best mates, after his girlfriend's best friend came round to see her in floods of tears and sporting a black eye, so I could talk him down from finding the friend's boyfriend that night and kicking his teeth down his throat. Bad times all round.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#6487 GaesReturns

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Posted 06 March 2011 - 01:08 PM

Illuyankas, on 06 March 2011 - 12:46 PM, said:

You know I am tempted to say kick the bastards ass.....but obviously that's not the thing to do, allegedly.

Seriously, do I look like I give a shit?

#6488 MTS

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Posted 06 March 2011 - 01:11 PM

Well, if you kick his teeth down his throat they won't be able to use dental records to identify him... :rofl:

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Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#6489 Illuyankas

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Posted 06 March 2011 - 01:21 PM

I'm thinking more of my friend's career as a teacher, which could do without an assault charge on there, regardless of how much I agree with his desires to beat the fuck out of the guy. But, my friend is having a housewarming party in April, and if the guy is still around he gets an invite because of who he's dating, and, well. You know parties, right? Crazy things. Anything could happen. Like accidents.

#6490 GaesReturns

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Posted 06 March 2011 - 01:22 PM

MTS, on 06 March 2011 - 01:11 PM, said:

Well, if you kick his teeth down his throat they won't be able to use dental records to identify him... :rofl:

I second this motion. :rofl:

Seriously, do I look like I give a shit?

#6491 Grimjust Bearegular

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Posted 06 March 2011 - 02:27 PM

I have giant bruises on my knees, and they hurt like hell. There's also big one on my derriere, which is interesting, as I thought I had too much junk in that particular trunk for that to be physically possible...

Also, I'm sick and I have to work a nine a half hour shift tomorrow :rofl:

Things and stuffs...and other important objects.

#6492 pathos

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Posted 06 March 2011 - 06:05 PM

I say long range sniper rifle...

You never have the same problem twice when you set it on fire

#6493 Tsundoku

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Posted 07 March 2011 - 07:47 AM

Grimface Insultbear, on 06 March 2011 - 02:27 PM, said:

How did you acquire those? The mind boggles ... :rofl:

"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

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#6494 Gothos

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Posted 07 March 2011 - 08:11 AM

TCG is at home and I'm here at work :rofl:

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#6495 MTS

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Posted 07 March 2011 - 08:22 AM

Came home from uni today feeling like shit. Light-headedness, stomach pains, sore throat...the walk home was pretty brutal. 5 hours later I'm still laid up and my head is pounding.

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#6496 Tremolo

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Posted 07 March 2011 - 08:22 AM

@Gothos: Ditto

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#6497 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 07 March 2011 - 09:15 AM

Roommate's computer has a boot-sector file corrupted, rendering it useless. As the technologically capable resident, he looks at me. I read his hexadecimal error into google, conclude that he needs to boot from his install cd and ask him for it. It's 200 miles away, and he thinks I'm somehow to blame for the fact that you should never separate your computer and your computer-fixing-disk by more than 30 minutes.

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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#6498 Grimjust Bearegular

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Posted 07 March 2011 - 10:08 AM

Sombra, on 07 March 2011 - 07:47 AM, said:

Grimface Insultbear, on 06 March 2011 - 02:27 PM, said:

How did you acquire those? The mind boggles ... :rofl:

Yes, it's quite mind-bottling..

But I must disappoint you, as there's no dirty story behind it...I went skiing for the first time in many, many years....oh, the horror. I think i fell more than I skiied, which is quite embarrassing, being Norwegian and all. Little kids flew past me in a perfect display of one-upmanship...damn kids!

Didn't even want to go skiing, because I was getting a cold, and i hadn't brought the proper clothes at all, but my stepmother-in-law chased us all out of the cabin so she could watch the Ski World Championship on TV in peace...

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#6499 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 07 March 2011 - 10:29 AM

Tiste Simeon, on 03 March 2011 - 10:27 PM, said:

As many of you know I work for the police. I love the job but there are some drawbacks. Like when a 22 year old guy in the town you work in goes missing then you find him in an empty house 12 hours after he hung himself. Today was not fun... :rofl:

Ouch, that's a rough day at work. You should start going to preemptive therapy, before all the horrible shit you see gets to you.

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#6500 Tsundoku

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Posted 07 March 2011 - 10:51 AM

Grimface Insultbear, on 07 March 2011 - 10:08 AM, said:

Sombra, on 07 March 2011 - 07:47 AM, said:

Grimface Insultbear, on 06 March 2011 - 02:27 PM, said:

How did you acquire those? The mind boggles ... :rofl:

But I must disappoint you, as there's no dirty story behind it...I went skiing for the first time in many, many years....oh, the horror. I think i fell more than I skiied, which is quite embarrassing, being Norwegian and all.

I think it was more the apres-ski than anything else. :rofl: