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#5292 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 07:02 AM

A bunch of friends and I went to see Winnie the Pooh with flasks loaded full.

IT WAS AMAZING. BEST MOVIE EVER.

And now that we came home to my house, my dad set out 2 bottle of wine with a note on them that said, to the effect of, 'here, drink this'.

And they're good bottles that he found today when he was cleaning out the basement. Awesome-good.
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bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#5293 User is offline   Mott 

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 07:53 AM

Yosh managed to finally get a doctors appointment, so I should be feeling relatively more informed by this afternoon. I think I might do some painting today since I'm still feeling rubbishy and there is a canvas I started two years ago and never got round to finishing, might be quite relaxing.
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Posted 19 July 2011 - 09:43 AM

I just bought new china ink. Now, I hope this ink will behave, as opposed to the rather expensive ink I bought last time that clogs up my drawing pen and makes every line look fluffy no matter what kind of paper I use. That was rather annoying. Oh, AND I also bought some nice heavy paper. I should be set for the summer now.

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 10:12 AM

View PostAdjutant Stormy, on 19 July 2011 - 07:02 AM, said:

A bunch of friends and I went to see Winnie the Pooh with flasks loaded full.

IT WAS AMAZING. BEST MOVIE EVER.

And now that we came home to my house, my dad set out 2 bottle of wine with a note on them that said, to the effect of, 'here, drink this'.

And they're good bottles that he found today when he was cleaning out the basement. Awesome-good.


This explains you on chat.

I graduate in a few hours. My last hurrah with people from uni who I have the intention of staying in contact but have to realistic. One last night out tonight then im officially a graduate.
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#5296 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 11:27 AM

View PostTapper, on 18 July 2011 - 01:50 PM, said:

And while I am still debating whether turning it down was a good move or not, I was offered a threesome on saturday by the girl I was making out with.


This should be in the "messed groove" thread. If it was 2 women, you sir will officially have to hand in your man card.

Clarification is required, your mortal soul is in peril! ;)

@Morgy
I agree, it's like the Decline and Fall of the Malazan Empire or something. ;)

This post has been edited by Sombra: 19 July 2011 - 11:30 AM

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#5297 User is offline   tiam 

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 12:18 PM

View PostSombra, on 19 July 2011 - 11:27 AM, said:

View PostTapper, on 18 July 2011 - 01:50 PM, said:

And while I am still debating whether turning it down was a good move or not, I was offered a threesome on saturday by the girl I was making out with.


This should be in the "messed groove" thread. If it was 2 women, you sir will officially have to hand in your man card.

Clarification is required, your mortal soul is in peril! ;)

@Morgy
I agree, it's like the Decline and Fall of the Malazan Empire or something. :D


Edward Gibbon references are making me happy ;)

Leave Tapper alone aswell. His vagina might have been hurting so thats why he couldnt do the deed

This post has been edited by tiam: 19 July 2011 - 12:20 PM

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 12:22 PM

Tutoring's been cancelled, meaning A. I'm not going to get roasted for not doing my homework and B. I can spend more time with Lex ;)
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Posted 19 July 2011 - 12:31 PM

Every time you say Lex a complicated series of confusions goes off in my head.
When I was younger (oh so many centuries ago) the show Lexx was played. At the time having mostly seen commercials and not the actual show I thought Zev's name was Lexx. The notion was disabused when I actually watched a few episodes on Bravo (this was before Space existed) and discovered that Lexx was the giant planet killing dragonfly ship.
Thus when ever you say Lex my minds eye sees you with, in order: Zev, Xev, Lexx and the actual Lex in your pictures.

It's amusing.
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Posted 19 July 2011 - 12:56 PM

View PostDarkwatch, on 19 July 2011 - 12:31 PM, said:

Every time you say Lex a complicated series of confusions goes off in my head.
When I was younger (oh so many centuries ago) the show Lexx was played. At the time having mostly seen commercials and not the actual show I thought Zev's name was Lexx. The notion was disabused when I actually watched a few episodes on Bravo (this was before Space existed) and discovered that Lexx was the giant planet killing dragonfly ship.
Thus when ever you say Lex my minds eye sees you with, in order: Zev, Xev, Lexx and the actual Lex in your pictures.

It's amusing.


Oh thanks DW...I'd nearly forgotten about LEXX...LOL

Stupid Canadian produced effing show. LOL
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Posted 19 July 2011 - 01:02 PM

Got back my result from audition for the Hallé Choir (everyone got reauditioned due to a new music director taking over). I quote in full as it's so awesome ;)

'This was excellent singing – energised and musical with very good vocal technique. Your diction was excellent in all 3 languages - I detect some BBC Symphony Chorus training in the German!'

Woo-hoo! I officially rock!
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Posted 19 July 2011 - 01:08 PM

View PostSombra, on 19 July 2011 - 11:27 AM, said:

View PostTapper, on 18 July 2011 - 01:50 PM, said:

And while I am still debating whether turning it down was a good move or not, I was offered a threesome on saturday by the girl I was making out with.


This should be in the "messed groove" thread. If it was 2 women, you sir will officially have to hand in your man card.

Clarification is required, your mortal soul is in peril! ;)

@Morgy
I agree, it's like the Decline and Fall of the Malazan Empire or something. :D

It was 2 women... and I'll keep my man card, thanks very much - getting the opportunity is more a sign of manliness than seizing it ;) I hadn't (and still haven't) seen the girl she proposed as the third party, but it wasn't looks, lack of confidence in my own abilities or a sudden rush of sexual morals that made me decline, anyway.
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Posted 19 July 2011 - 01:51 PM

View PostUseOfWeapons, on 19 July 2011 - 01:02 PM, said:

Got back my result from audition for the Hallé Choir (everyone got reauditioned due to a new music director taking over). I quote in full as it's so awesome ;)

'This was excellent singing – energised and musical with very good vocal technique. Your diction was excellent in all 3 languages - I detect some BBC Symphony Chorus training in the German!'

Woo-hoo! I officially rock!


Well that's not strictly true.

But you can now say you're officially Class(ical)

Congrats.

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 03:03 PM

Whaddya mean!?! Have you not heard Paul McCartney's Song of Stone? If that isn't classical rock, I'll heat my at!
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Posted 19 July 2011 - 04:06 PM

View PostTapper, on 19 July 2011 - 01:08 PM, said:

View PostSombra, on 19 July 2011 - 11:27 AM, said:

View PostTapper, on 18 July 2011 - 01:50 PM, said:

And while I am still debating whether turning it down was a good move or not, I was offered a threesome on saturday by the girl I was making out with.


This should be in the "messed groove" thread. If it was 2 women, you sir will officially have to hand in your man card.

Clarification is required, your mortal soul is in peril! ;)

@Morgy
I agree, it's like the Decline and Fall of the Malazan Empire or something. :D

It was 2 women... and I'll keep my man card, thanks very much - getting the opportunity is more a sign of manliness than seizing it ;) I hadn't (and still haven't) seen the girl she proposed as the third party, but it wasn't looks, lack of confidence in my own abilities or a sudden rush of sexual morals that made me decline, anyway.


There is a moral at work here that I believe Tapper ought to be proud of in fact. It is indeed the getting the opportunity that proves a manliness. To know that more than one girl thought enough to want to include him in sexual aerobics with both of them at the same time says something. He doesn't have to do it to be manly and I think NOT doing it is the difference between him being pure James Bond instead of skeevy Matt Dillon in Wild Things.

I too would likely turn down a threesome (two girls or otherwise) simply cause it's not me...as Jerry Seinfeld said..."I'm not an orgy guy! I'd have to get all kinds of lotions and robes!"
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Posted 19 July 2011 - 05:01 PM

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Nailing the old boss with her own stupid faults. Boo Yah!

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Para todos todo, para nosotros nada.

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 07:07 PM

A week and a halfs break begins tomorrow!
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Posted 19 July 2011 - 07:56 PM

my new co-worker is awesome!
Things and stuffs...and other important objects.
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Posted 20 July 2011 - 02:15 AM

I'm about to go on a picnic with Matador ;)

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Posted 20 July 2011 - 06:43 AM

Got my first paycheck in 4 years! (Had a brutal case of tendonitis) $908!!!
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Posted 20 July 2011 - 07:00 AM

1 week off work starting NOW! ;)
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