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Whats making you happy right now

#2772 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 26 May 2010 - 10:17 PM

Nandos Chicken...
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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#2773 User is offline   caladanbrood 

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Posted 27 May 2010 - 10:31 AM

I phoned the tax man to ask for my money back from last year, and the tax man, he say yes!!
O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
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#2774 User is offline   RodeoRanch 

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Posted 27 May 2010 - 10:59 PM

I just made 50 bucks for doing online Canadian politics surveys. Sweet sweet video game money!
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#2775 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 28 May 2010 - 01:07 AM

Combed my hair differently this morning. Got mistaken for a highschooler several times during the day. Not bad for being 31.
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#2776 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 28 May 2010 - 05:30 PM

If you'd stop hitting on the high school chicks that probably wouldnt happen.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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#2777 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 28 May 2010 - 05:34 PM

Chuck. Great series!
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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#2778 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 29 May 2010 - 12:54 AM

Played a fun game of football. Everyone else was kicking goals and I kicked 3 points before I got my chance. They gave me Mark and Goal of the day :rofl:
Suck it Errant!


"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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#2779 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 29 May 2010 - 11:16 AM

Illy's Injury Update, Penultimate Edition

I'm down to one actual troublesome stitch left in, baby! Once that's gone I'll be fully healed and will have to find a new excuse to talk about my penis!

EVERYTHING'S COMING UP ILLHOUSE!
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#2780 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 29 May 2010 - 11:55 AM

Like you'll have to find an excuse to implement that little bastard.
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bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#2781 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 29 May 2010 - 12:07 PM

I was sort of expecting it to last until the last book came out, to continue the The Crippled God/Crippled Cock similarities, actually.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#2782 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 29 May 2010 - 12:12 PM

Toy Story 1 and 2 on TV tonight. Classics. :rofl:
Suck it Errant!


"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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#2783 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 29 May 2010 - 02:23 PM

LAST STITCH CAME OUT (well, I used a specialised stitch-removal device on it but fuck it, it's gone now) AND ALL IS WELL

Also Prototype is hilarious.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#2784 User is offline   Centzon Totochtin 

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Posted 29 May 2010 - 02:28 PM

Huzzah for a stitchless manhood!

I've been listening to relationship trouble and getting randomly groped by woman having said troubles..... I only met her tonight O_O

I am glad I am not in a relationship.... they sound like far too much work :rofl:
That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges
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#2785 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 29 May 2010 - 03:16 PM

View PostCentzon Totochtin, on 29 May 2010 - 02:28 PM, said:

I've been listening to relationship trouble and getting randomly groped by woman having said troubles..... I only met her tonight O_O


Details, woman!!! :rofl:
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

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#2786 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 29 May 2010 - 04:22 PM

bought a new sds drill, bit and chisel set and a baby grinder on thursday.
A successful little bit of gambling last ngiht and today has got them all paid for, good times.
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#2787 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 29 May 2010 - 04:28 PM

and Any Given Sunday
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#2788 User is offline   Morgoth 

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Posted 29 May 2010 - 04:50 PM

The No Eurovision party. It'll be great! :rofl:
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It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
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#2789 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 29 May 2010 - 05:46 PM

the inches we need are EVERYWHERE around us!
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#2790 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 30 May 2010 - 11:40 AM

Watching the Tv version of TP's Hogfather on Youtube. :rofl:

"NOW ONLY ONE QUESTION REMAINS. HAVE YOU BEEN NAUGHTY...OR NICE?"

Freakin epic.
Suck it Errant!


"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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#2791 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 30 May 2010 - 05:15 PM

just booked my flights for getting home this month and for the bbq. roll on both 3 weeks and the bbq!!!
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