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I was sort of expecting it to last until the last book came out, to continue the The Crippled God/Crippled Cock similarities, actually.
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#2781
Illuyankas 
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Posted 29 May 2010 - 12:07 PM
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#2782
Ain't_It_Just_
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Posted 29 May 2010 - 12:12 PM
Toy Story 1 and 2 on TV tonight. Classics. 
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#2783
Illuyankas
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Posted 29 May 2010 - 02:23 PM
LAST STITCH CAME OUT (well, I used a specialised stitch-removal device on it but fuck it, it's gone now) AND ALL IS WELL
Also Prototype is hilarious.
Also Prototype is hilarious.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#2784
Centzon Totochtin
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Posted 29 May 2010 - 02:28 PM
Huzzah for a stitchless manhood!
I've been listening to relationship trouble and getting randomly groped by woman having said troubles..... I only met her tonight O_O
I am glad I am not in a relationship.... they sound like far too much work
I've been listening to relationship trouble and getting randomly groped by woman having said troubles..... I only met her tonight O_O
I am glad I am not in a relationship.... they sound like far too much work
That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges
#2785
Tsundoku
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Posted 29 May 2010 - 03:16 PM
Centzon Totochtin, on 29 May 2010 - 02:28 PM, said:
I've been listening to relationship trouble and getting randomly groped by woman having said troubles..... I only met her tonight O_O
Details, woman!!!
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
#2786
Macros
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Posted 29 May 2010 - 04:22 PM
bought a new sds drill, bit and chisel set and a baby grinder on thursday.
A successful little bit of gambling last ngiht and today has got them all paid for, good times.
A successful little bit of gambling last ngiht and today has got them all paid for, good times.
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#2789
Macros
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Posted 29 May 2010 - 05:46 PM
the inches we need are EVERYWHERE around us!
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#2790
Ain't_It_Just_
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Posted 30 May 2010 - 11:40 AM
Watching the Tv version of TP's Hogfather on Youtube.
"NOW ONLY ONE QUESTION REMAINS. HAVE YOU BEEN NAUGHTY...OR NICE?"
Freakin epic.
"NOW ONLY ONE QUESTION REMAINS. HAVE YOU BEEN NAUGHTY...OR NICE?"
Freakin epic.
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#2791
Macros
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Posted 30 May 2010 - 05:15 PM
just booked my flights for getting home this month and for the bbq. roll on both 3 weeks and the bbq!!!
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#2792
Gem Windcaster
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Posted 30 May 2010 - 06:26 PM
I've just had an amazing dinner. There was steak involved. *bliss*
_ In the dark I play the night, like a tune vividly fright_
So light it blows, at lark it goes _
invisible indifferent sight_
So light it blows, at lark it goes _
invisible indifferent sight_
#2793
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 30 May 2010 - 10:36 PM
Well all my feelings about the iPad were confirmed today as I got to mess about on one (the launch date was friday here in the UK I think...)
Sure it is pretty and there are some fun things to do on it - more or less the same as an iPhone or iPod touch. But essentially it is a massive waste of money and mostly pointless, especially for most of the people who are going to be getting one.
I can see it being useful in a scenario like a hospital where if they could develop some good patient care software, they could have everything linked on a massive database where they wouldn't have to have so many patient charts etc. It would all be there for them.
Aside from that, use your money to get something more worthwhile. Like a massive TV or something.
Pretentious Apple crap.
Sure it is pretty and there are some fun things to do on it - more or less the same as an iPhone or iPod touch. But essentially it is a massive waste of money and mostly pointless, especially for most of the people who are going to be getting one.
I can see it being useful in a scenario like a hospital where if they could develop some good patient care software, they could have everything linked on a massive database where they wouldn't have to have so many patient charts etc. It would all be there for them.
Aside from that, use your money to get something more worthwhile. Like a massive TV or something.
Pretentious Apple crap.
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#2794
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 01:44 PM
Foot cast has come off huzzah! Foot still in a slight amount of pain, but I can walk on it, and work gave me the rest of the day off to keep it rested. 
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#2795
Ain't_It_Just_
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Posted 02 June 2010 - 08:39 AM
Day off tomorrow.
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#2796
MTS
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Posted 02 June 2010 - 10:00 AM
Last assignment of the year - remain in a drunken state for all of SWATVAC. Due June 7th.
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
#2797
Sir Thursday
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Posted 02 June 2010 - 05:49 PM
My work for the week is done! Tonight, the company flies me to Portugal for the weekend. Awesome.
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Don't look now, but I think there's something weird attached to the bottom of my posts.
#2798
caladanbrood
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Posted 02 June 2010 - 06:05 PM
I'm not jealous. Much.
O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
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Gem Windcaster
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Posted 02 June 2010 - 08:35 PM
I watched the youtube vid of Conan/Colbert/Stewart EPIC AWESOMENESS. My mind is blown and a smile is plastered on my face. I'll sleep well tonight. *ridiculous grin*
_ In the dark I play the night, like a tune vividly fright_
So light it blows, at lark it goes _
invisible indifferent sight_
So light it blows, at lark it goes _
invisible indifferent sight_
