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#16491 TheRetiredBridgeburner

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Posted 11 December 2018 - 04:16 PM

My friend refers to me as Ladyhawke all the time. Oh lord, I really am going to have to give him careers advice. "You're messing with my carefully cultivated one-woman-Renaissance-Fair image, man....."

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#16492 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 11 December 2018 - 04:50 PM

Alternatively, Smith and Falcon sounds like a gritty detective story set in New York or something.

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#16493 Abyss

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Posted 11 December 2018 - 06:18 PM

Obviously you need to give us the time and place details so we can have a ~~surveillance~~ ~~live-reporting~~ support team on hand to ~~shamelessly post details and colour commentary~~ assist you.

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#16494 worry

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Posted 11 December 2018 - 07:44 PM

Showed up for the date and he was standing there with nothing but sour cream and KY. Needless to say...

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#16495 TheRetiredBridgeburner

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Posted 12 December 2018 - 07:24 AM

You guys are the best Posted Image

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#16496 Abyss

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Posted 12 December 2018 - 02:25 PM

You say that now. Wait til the ~~nanites biodegrade~~ ~~drugs wear off~~ ~~hangover kicks in~~ ~~bank calls~~ ~~deportation proceedings~~ ~~blacklight tattoos are revealed~~ what were we talking about?

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#16497 Stormcat

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Posted 14 December 2018 - 03:47 AM

That I have not been on this forum in a year and this thread is still going.

#16498 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 14 December 2018 - 04:28 AM

TheRetiredBridgeburner, on 12 December 2018 - 07:24 AM, said:

You guys are the best Posted Image

So why are you not dating us? Like we could work out some kind of schedule...

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#16499 TheRetiredBridgeburner

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Posted 14 December 2018 - 07:22 AM

But by your own logic, none of you are blacksmiths.... are you?

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#16500 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 14 December 2018 - 08:15 AM

I'm a Smith but I'm very white...

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#16501 Maark Abbott

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Posted 14 December 2018 - 08:41 AM

Never date a Smith. They're all me, me, me.

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#16502 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 14 December 2018 - 08:51 AM

TheRetiredBridgeburner, on 14 December 2018 - 07:22 AM, said:

But by your own logic, none of you are blacksmiths.... are you?

Nico is a blacksmith.

Just sayin.

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#16503 Maark Abbott

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Posted 14 December 2018 - 08:59 AM

Mezla PigDog, on 14 December 2018 - 08:51 AM, said:

TheRetiredBridgeburner, on 14 December 2018 - 07:22 AM, said:

But by your own logic, none of you are blacksmiths.... are you?

Nico is a blacksmith.

Just sayin.

Fine hats of tin, not even heavy.

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#16504 Tsundoku

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Posted 14 December 2018 - 11:58 AM

On leave until 16 January. Thank fuck.

Because https://forum.malaza...ost__p__1356806

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