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Papa Tiste! Congrats buddy!!
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QuickTidal 
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Posted 02 June 2018 - 11:56 PM
Tiste Simeon, on 02 June 2018 - 06:55 PM, said:
Well...
It's been a number of years trying and we've suffered a miscarriage but yesterday we had the twelve week scan and I can confirm that we're having a baby! So far everything points to it being fine and healthy. I am so blessed and grateful. Due date 8th December.
Not posted on Facebook yet so if you're my friend over there don't put anything public if possible.
It's been a number of years trying and we've suffered a miscarriage but yesterday we had the twelve week scan and I can confirm that we're having a baby! So far everything points to it being fine and healthy. I am so blessed and grateful. Due date 8th December.
Not posted on Facebook yet so if you're my friend over there don't put anything public if possible.
AMAZING news! You will be amazing parents!
"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
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Posted 03 June 2018 - 02:05 AM
Great news! *raises cup to toast - To a healthy, comfortable and smooth pregnancy until the blessed arrival.
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Posted 03 June 2018 - 04:01 PM
Great news Tiste. Congrats!
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Tiste Simeon
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Posted 03 June 2018 - 05:21 PM
Thank you all, much appreciated!
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Posted 04 June 2018 - 06:43 AM
Ayyy grats mate.
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Posted 04 June 2018 - 01:05 PM
Tiste Simeon, on 02 June 2018 - 06:55 PM, said:
Well...
It's been a number of years trying and we've suffered a miscarriage but yesterday we had the twelve week scan and I can confirm that we're having a baby! So far everything points to it being fine and healthy. I am so blessed and grateful. Due date 8th December.
Not posted on Facebook yet so if you're my friend over there don't put anything public if possible.
It's been a number of years trying and we've suffered a miscarriage but yesterday we had the twelve week scan and I can confirm that we're having a baby! So far everything points to it being fine and healthy. I am so blessed and grateful. Due date 8th December.
Not posted on Facebook yet so if you're my friend over there don't put anything public if possible.
You told us before Facebook! Forum Forever
Congrats man! now go and rid the UK of crime and make the world a safer place for your baby.
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TheRetiredBridgeburner
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Posted 04 June 2018 - 06:10 PM
Cause, on 04 June 2018 - 01:05 PM, said:
Tiste Simeon, on 02 June 2018 - 06:55 PM, said:
Well...
It's been a number of years trying and we've suffered a miscarriage but yesterday we had the twelve week scan and I can confirm that we're having a baby! So far everything points to it being fine and healthy. I am so blessed and grateful. Due date 8th December.
Not posted on Facebook yet so if you're my friend over there don't put anything public if possible.
It's been a number of years trying and we've suffered a miscarriage but yesterday we had the twelve week scan and I can confirm that we're having a baby! So far everything points to it being fine and healthy. I am so blessed and grateful. Due date 8th December.
Not posted on Facebook yet so if you're my friend over there don't put anything public if possible.
You told us before Facebook! Forum Forever
Congrats man! now go and rid the UK of crime and make the world a safer place for your baby.
Team Forum!
Congratulations to you both, that's lovely news
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#15944
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 06 June 2018 - 10:08 AM
Yes I learnt everything I know from the Malazan Forum!
Thanks once again chaps, it is both terribly exciting and utterly terrifying. I think basically I'm going to have the forum help me bring this one up. First things first: You guys get to decide the name!*
*I have not asked Mrs Tiste this, it may not actually happen...
Thanks once again chaps, it is both terribly exciting and utterly terrifying. I think basically I'm going to have the forum help me bring this one up. First things first: You guys get to decide the name!*
*I have not asked Mrs Tiste this, it may not actually happen...
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We all Scream
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Posted 06 June 2018 - 02:17 PM
I don't really care what you name the child (so long as it macros)
What I concede about is that you follow correct procedure in the hospital delivery room.
As the doctor pronounces the child's sex (you have a bouncing baby....insert gender here etc) you must seize the baby, race to the nearest Balcony and display them to the world in all their blood covered glory, roaring "WITNESSSSSSSSSS' the the awaiting masses
What I concede about is that you follow correct procedure in the hospital delivery room.
As the doctor pronounces the child's sex (you have a bouncing baby....insert gender here etc) you must seize the baby, race to the nearest Balcony and display them to the world in all their blood covered glory, roaring "WITNESSSSSSSSSS' the the awaiting masses
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QuickTidal
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Posted 06 June 2018 - 02:38 PM
Macros, on 06 June 2018 - 02:17 PM, said:
I don't really care what you name the child (so long as it macros)
What I concede about is that you follow correct procedure in the hospital delivery room.
As the doctor pronounces the child's sex (you have a bouncing baby....insert gender here etc) you must seize the baby, race to the nearest Balcony and display them to the world in all their blood covered glory, roaring "WITNESSSSSSSSSS' the the awaiting masses
What I concede about is that you follow correct procedure in the hospital delivery room.
As the doctor pronounces the child's sex (you have a bouncing baby....insert gender here etc) you must seize the baby, race to the nearest Balcony and display them to the world in all their blood covered glory, roaring "WITNESSSSSSSSSS' the the awaiting masses
^^I mean, he's not wrong.
"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
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Posted 06 June 2018 - 04:20 PM
QuickTidal, on 06 June 2018 - 02:38 PM, said:
Macros, on 06 June 2018 - 02:17 PM, said:
I don't really care what you name the child (so long as it macros)
What I concede about is that you follow correct procedure in the hospital delivery room.
As the doctor pronounces the child's sex (you have a bouncing baby....insert gender here etc) you must seize the baby, race to the nearest Balcony and display them to the world in all their blood covered glory, roaring "WITNESSSSSSSSSS' the the awaiting masses
What I concede about is that you follow correct procedure in the hospital delivery room.
As the doctor pronounces the child's sex (you have a bouncing baby....insert gender here etc) you must seize the baby, race to the nearest Balcony and display them to the world in all their blood covered glory, roaring "WITNESSSSSSSSSS' the the awaiting masses
^^I mean, he's not wrong.
That he's not!
WHMMHT: Booked my cottage for my slightly mad adventure holiday for my 30th next year.
This year has been horrible for me and mine so far, so I think it was the final shove to just book it and be that little bit braver than normal. Amongst more sedate stuff (I'm a big one for National Trust/English Heritage type stuff when I'm on holiday), I'm going to be doing a day of falconry on horseback with the Dartmoor Falcons, and going for a six or seven hour trek over Dartmoor on a Clydesdale horse one of the days too.
I've been working on it a few weeks, but it feels real now I've booked the cottage!
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#15948
QuickTidal
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Posted 06 June 2018 - 04:38 PM
TheRetiredBridgeburner, on 06 June 2018 - 04:20 PM, said:
This year has been horrible for me and mine so far, so I think it was the final shove to just book it and be that little bit braver than normal.
As my better half would say "Do it, you only live once". It's how we always book crazy holidays. Exciting!
"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
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Tiste Simeon
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Posted 06 June 2018 - 05:47 PM
QuickTidal, on 06 June 2018 - 02:38 PM, said:
Macros, on 06 June 2018 - 02:17 PM, said:
I don't really care what you name the child (so long as it macros)
What I concede about is that you follow correct procedure in the hospital delivery room.
As the doctor pronounces the child's sex (you have a bouncing baby....insert gender here etc) you must seize the baby, race to the nearest Balcony and display them to the world in all their blood covered glory, roaring "WITNESSSSSSSSSS' the the awaiting masses
What I concede about is that you follow correct procedure in the hospital delivery room.
As the doctor pronounces the child's sex (you have a bouncing baby....insert gender here etc) you must seize the baby, race to the nearest Balcony and display them to the world in all their blood covered glory, roaring "WITNESSSSSSSSSS' the the awaiting masses
^^I mean, he's not wrong.
I've never done this before so I'm not sure, but this does seem like the only sensible option...
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I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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Posted 06 June 2018 - 08:13 PM
Read this: https://mom.me/baby/...ight-disappear/
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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Posted 06 June 2018 - 08:23 PM
Luv2B_Sassy, on 06 June 2018 - 08:13 PM, said:
Read this: https://mom.me/baby/...ight-disappear/
So that's where my penis went, I was starting to worry!
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