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#15492 Andorion

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Posted 28 November 2017 - 05:06 PM

Mentalist, on 28 November 2017 - 04:44 PM, said:

That's a major logistical fuckup, since emus can't swim that far.

They beat the Australian army long ago. You really think the navy are going to deny them passage?

#15493 Mentalist

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Posted 29 November 2017 - 03:17 AM

Andorion, on 28 November 2017 - 05:06 PM, said:

Mentalist, on 28 November 2017 - 04:44 PM, said:

That's a major logistical fuckup, since emus can't swim that far.

They beat the Australian army long ago. You really think the navy are going to deny them passage?

The Army DID declare the second war to be a victory, though.....

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#15494 Andorion

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Posted 29 November 2017 - 03:34 AM

Mentalist, on 29 November 2017 - 03:17 AM, said:

Andorion, on 28 November 2017 - 05:06 PM, said:

Mentalist, on 28 November 2017 - 04:44 PM, said:

That's a major logistical fuckup, since emus can't swim that far.

They beat the Australian army long ago. You really think the navy are going to deny them passage?

The Army DID declare the second war to be a victory, though.....

They had to save some face didn't they?

#15495 Cause

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Posted 29 November 2017 - 11:02 AM

Andorion, on 29 November 2017 - 03:34 AM, said:

Mentalist, on 29 November 2017 - 03:17 AM, said:

Andorion, on 28 November 2017 - 05:06 PM, said:

Mentalist, on 28 November 2017 - 04:44 PM, said:

That's a major logistical fuckup, since emus can't swim that far.

They beat the Australian army long ago. You really think the navy are going to deny them passage?

The Army DID declare the second war to be a victory, though.....

They had to save some face didn't they?

There is no victory in war with Emus. Just an armistice in a a never ending war broken by periods of exhaustion.

#15496 Messremb

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Posted 30 November 2017 - 05:44 PM

Twins are booked in for a Monday arrival.

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#15497 TheRetiredBridgeburner

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Posted 03 December 2017 - 07:27 PM

Booked myself another week away - and it's at a bastle! For the unfamiliar, bastles were fortified farmhouses that crop up along the English-Scottish border. Five minutes from Hadrian's Wall

Chesterwood Bastle

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#15498 Macros

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Posted 03 December 2017 - 09:06 PM

NSFW

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#15499 Gust Hubb

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Posted 03 December 2017 - 09:07 PM

Finished my Christmas shopping. Thank the spirits for online shopping

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#15500 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 04 December 2017 - 07:02 AM

Messremb, on 30 November 2017 - 05:44 PM, said:

Twins are booked in for a Monday arrival.

Good luck today! Hope you have enough hands between the 2 of you

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#15501 Maark Abbott

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Posted 04 December 2017 - 08:16 AM

Erikson Himself weighed in on the reading order question and stated that correct reading order is publication order (solely considering BOTF and no ICE interspersion. See: the Grimdark group on FB, where he turns out to be a resident lurker!). Always nice to see.

Debut novel 'Incarnate' now available on Kindle

#15502 Puck

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Posted 04 December 2017 - 10:25 PM

My new glasses have FINALLY arrived! I'm seeing stuff! Holy crap, everything's so shiny and sharp now!

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#15503 Andorion

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Posted 05 December 2017 - 06:48 AM

Puck, on 04 December 2017 - 10:25 PM, said:

My new glasses have FINALLY arrived! I'm seeing stuff! Holy crap, everything's so shiny and sharp now!

One of the things I love most about getting new glasses. Everything is so clear!

#15504 TheRetiredBridgeburner

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Posted 05 December 2017 - 02:24 PM

Andorion, on 05 December 2017 - 06:48 AM, said:

Puck, on 04 December 2017 - 10:25 PM, said:

My new glasses have FINALLY arrived! I'm seeing stuff! Holy crap, everything's so shiny and sharp now!

One of the things I love most about getting new glasses. Everything is so clear!

Me too - it's great!

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#15505 QuickTidal

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 05:29 PM

Briar King, on 06 December 2017 - 05:27 PM, said:

Scope went well itself. There is a spot he thinks is the cause of her discomfort he decided to biopsy. Will find out results next Friday.

Man she was so fucked up after they gave her the calming medicine. Saying all kinds of weird shit.

Hope the biopsy helps and she gets it sorted out. Glad to hear it went well man.

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#15506 Messremb

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 07:13 PM

Mezla PigDog, on 04 December 2017 - 07:02 AM, said:

Messremb, on 30 November 2017 - 05:44 PM, said:

Twins are booked in for a Monday arrival.

Good luck today! Hope you have enough hands between the 2 of you

Thanks Mez, 6lb 9oz and 6lb 11oz boys, that's a lot of baby she's been carrying, along with some placentas large enough they were being commented on! It's the calm before the storm still I think...

"see that stranger's arm crushing the life from him - do you understand? Not an eternal prison for Messremb"

#15507 QuickTidal

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 07:17 PM

Messremb, on 06 December 2017 - 07:13 PM, said:

Mezla PigDog, on 04 December 2017 - 07:02 AM, said:

Messremb, on 30 November 2017 - 05:44 PM, said:

Twins are booked in for a Monday arrival.

Good luck today! Hope you have enough hands between the 2 of you

Thanks Mez, 6lb 9oz and 6lb 11oz boys, that's a lot of baby she's been carrying, along with some placentas large enough they were being commented on! It's the calm before the storm still I think...

Ahhhhh! Twins are crazy! My sister-in-law has twins. It's a crazy ride, but she also finds it immensely rewarding as well. Hope all goes smoothly.

The only note of advice I have from my sis-in-law regarding twins is: Make sure to try to keep them on the same schedule for everything. It will make both your lives easier.

"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora

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#15508 Abyss

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Posted 08 December 2017 - 02:16 PM

Briar King, on 08 December 2017 - 01:33 PM, said:

I have made my 1st snowball since 1987!!!

You have obviously never seen the movie CLERKS.

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Posted 08 December 2017 - 04:52 PM

Briar King, on 08 December 2017 - 04:13 PM, said:

THIS IS BULLSHIT!!! The same pictures post on other sites. Fuck

Other sites have lower ~~standards~~ ~~morals~~ ~~ethics~~ ~~data limits~~ ~~age restrictions~~ ~~alcohol tolerance~~ ~~approved nudity levels~~ ~~art appreciation~~ ~~head clearance~~ something.

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#15510 Andorion

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Posted 08 December 2017 - 05:18 PM

Briar King, on 08 December 2017 - 05:09 PM, said:

I still love y'all but I want to show this shit! This hasn't happened on this scale since 1987. It's like an alien world right now. I see this on tv but it's not real. Now it is and it's wonderful and magical!

BK, upload to a stuff like Imgur and then link it in. Pretty simple that way.