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Whats making you happy right now

#15072 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 17 June 2017 - 11:36 AM

http://youtu.be/4iw1jTY-X3A
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#15073 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 17 June 2017 - 04:24 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 17 June 2017 - 11:16 AM, said:

^ I mean, there are certainly worse ways to die than being bludgeoned to death by boobs...


It's in my Living Will. :(

View PostPuck, on 17 June 2017 - 11:31 AM, said:

It's kinda humiliating when they're your own, though.


Talk to Centz. I'm sure "almost bludgeoned to death by own chesticles" is somewhere on her extensive list of self-inflicted injuries ... :p

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#15074 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 17 June 2017 - 04:30 PM

View PostTsundoku, on 17 June 2017 - 04:24 PM, said:

View PostTiste Simeon, on 17 June 2017 - 11:16 AM, said:

^ I mean, there are certainly worse ways to die than being bludgeoned to death by boobs...


It's in my Living Will. :(


"He died as he lived. Surrounded by a great pair of tits, with a smile on his randy little face..."
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#15075 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 17 June 2017 - 07:21 PM

https://gizmodo.com/...uine-1796172891
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#15076 User is offline   Centzon Totochtin 

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Posted 17 June 2017 - 10:51 PM

View PostTsundoku, on 17 June 2017 - 04:24 PM, said:

View PostTiste Simeon, on 17 June 2017 - 11:16 AM, said:

^ I mean, there are certainly worse ways to die than being bludgeoned to death by boobs...


It's in my Living Will. :p

View PostPuck, on 17 June 2017 - 11:31 AM, said:

It's kinda humiliating when they're your own, though.


Talk to Centz. I'm sure "almost bludgeoned to death by own chesticles" is somewhere on her extensive list of self-inflicted injuries ... :clap:

;)


Hey! Many of my injuries aren't self inflicted!

Though, I may or may not have many self inflicted bruises from dancing around the house without adequate support :(
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#15077 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 18 June 2017 - 05:46 AM

Uki festival in my city (the one time a year I don't go to Toronto- Toronto people come to us!)

Reasonably priced beer, "meh" music, and most importantly- a ton of people I've not seen in a long time.
Followed up by a decent-ish after-party, catching up with more people.

Good night overall. Also, one of my friends is an ER nurse who confirmed I don't have a fracture in my wrist. So that's a bonus.
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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#15078 User is offline   TheRetiredBridgeburner 

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Posted 18 June 2017 - 09:08 PM

Sim has just told me I have to make a return - so here I am :( haven't been around online too much since moving.

I have just come back from a holiday involving birds of prey, wolves and lots of the obligatory "old stuff that's fallen over" and am a much happier TRB than the previous incarnation had been for a bit!

Also, a new little being in my life:
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This is Euros - she's a baby Common Kestrel. Dubbed after this photo "Action Kestrel". She lives at the BOP Centre now but did spend a week at home with me. Because of the holiday I won't have seen her for three weeks by the time I go back on Saturday - so excited :p
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#15079 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 18 June 2017 - 09:14 PM

It's good to see you back. :(
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#15080 User is offline   amphibian 

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Posted 18 June 2017 - 09:21 PM

Welcome back, TRB!

How long does the "cute little floof" stage last before transitioning into "grudgingly trained eviscerator"?
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#15081 User is offline   TheRetiredBridgeburner 

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Posted 18 June 2017 - 09:26 PM

By the time I go back on Saturday she will be eight weeks old, and well on her way to "eviscerator" status :p I'm learning to use a lure at the moment so I can fly her when she's an adult - scary and exciting all at once! :(
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#15082 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 18 June 2017 - 09:53 PM

Floof was the exact word I was gonna use for that birdling.
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#15083 User is online   QuickTidal 

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Posted 19 June 2017 - 12:56 PM

Celebrated my first ever Father's Day.

Wife took me and her dad out for Breakfast, and then I spent the majority of the day reading to and spending time with my daughter. It was perfectly lovely. :(
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#15084 User is offline   Cause 

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Posted 19 June 2017 - 04:45 PM

You will address me as Dr Cause!
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#15085 User is offline   Vengeance 

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Posted 19 June 2017 - 05:08 PM

View PostCause, on 19 June 2017 - 04:45 PM, said:

You will address me as Dr Cause!


Congratulations Doctor. Can you please take a look at the lump that is on top of Apts shoulders.
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
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#15086 User is offline   Abyss 

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Posted 19 June 2017 - 05:19 PM

View PostCause, on 19 June 2017 - 04:45 PM, said:

You will address me as Dr Cause!


What, all the cool superhero names were already taken?


:(



...and congrats!
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#15087 User is online   QuickTidal 

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Posted 19 June 2017 - 07:22 PM

View PostCause, on 19 June 2017 - 04:45 PM, said:

You will address me as Dr Cause!


Woot! Congrats Cause! Great news sir!
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#15088 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 19 June 2017 - 09:54 PM

Awesome Cause. Congrats buddy.

This is for you.



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#15089 User is offline   LadyMTL 

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Posted 20 June 2017 - 11:12 AM

View PostCause, on 19 June 2017 - 04:45 PM, said:

You will address me as Dr Cause!


Congrats, that is awesome!
Since I'm always too curious for my own good - doctor of what / which specialty?
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#15090 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 20 June 2017 - 11:37 AM

View PostCause, on 19 June 2017 - 04:45 PM, said:

You will address me as Dr Cause!

Congratulations, Cause!

Now best of luck finding employment to put that title to use!
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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#15091 User is offline   Cause 

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Posted 20 June 2017 - 08:16 PM

View PostLadyMTL, on 20 June 2017 - 11:12 AM, said:

View PostCause, on 19 June 2017 - 04:45 PM, said:

You will address me as Dr Cause!


Congrats, that is awesome!
Since I'm always too curious for my own good - doctor of what / which specialty?


Biochemistry

View PostMentalist, on 20 June 2017 - 11:37 AM, said:

View PostCause, on 19 June 2017 - 04:45 PM, said:

You will address me as Dr Cause!

Congratulations, Cause!

Now best of luck finding employment to put that title to use!


I might have to put this in the whats messing with your groove thread!

I was asked to put my name in the hat for a 1 year lecturing position. We will see what happens. I have also won the Green card lottery so might have to seek employment in the USA.
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