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Whats making you happy right now

#15052 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 15 June 2017 - 12:00 AM

got it you got it
dude looks like a ladie!!!!
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#15053 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 15 June 2017 - 01:45 PM

Swelling going down, finger dexterity returning.

No one at home's noticed the bruising yet.

At this rate, I just may be good to go for the game on Sunday!
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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#15054 User is offline   Andorion 

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Posted 15 June 2017 - 01:54 PM

View PostMentalist, on 15 June 2017 - 01:45 PM, said:

Swelling going down, finger dexterity returning.

No one at home's noticed the bruising yet.

At this rate, I just may be good to go for the game on Sunday!


You should play cricket Ment. You get pads and gloves and a helmet.
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#15055 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 15 June 2017 - 02:10 PM

I've got terrible hand-eye coordination, and I'm terrible at throwing stuff.

Plus I don't really have a ton of free time to master the arcane rules of that sport.
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 15 June 2017 - 02:34 PM

View PostMentalist, on 15 June 2017 - 02:10 PM, said:

I've got terrible hand-eye coordination, and I'm terrible at throwing stuff.

Plus I don't really have a ton of free time to master the arcane rules of that sport.


I'd want to see you play ice hockey :(
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Posted 15 June 2017 - 03:12 PM

View PostMentalist, on 15 June 2017 - 02:10 PM, said:

I've got terrible hand-eye coordination, and I'm terrible at throwing stuff.

Plus I don't really have a ton of free time to master the arcane rules of that sport.


So chess is also no option. Posted Image
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Posted 15 June 2017 - 04:17 PM

View Post- Coltaine -, on 15 June 2017 - 03:12 PM, said:

View PostMentalist, on 15 June 2017 - 02:10 PM, said:

I've got terrible hand-eye coordination, and I'm terrible at throwing stuff.

Plus I don't really have a ton of free time to master the arcane rules of that sport.


So chess is also no option. Posted Image


I love chess, and I used to have a CFC rating, back when I played in undergrad. It's listed as one of my interests. And it seems much simpler than cricket

@Nom: I stay away from ice and winter-based sports in general. I'm considered "too violent" for basketball, so hockey wouldn't be a good fit (plus I'm not ever being malicious.... I'm just hopelessly reckless when I get into the game, with no care for the well-being of myself or others).

This post has been edited by Mentalist: 15 June 2017 - 04:18 PM

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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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#15059 User is offline   Vengeance 

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Posted 15 June 2017 - 04:28 PM

View PostMentalist, on 15 June 2017 - 04:17 PM, said:

View Post- Coltaine -, on 15 June 2017 - 03:12 PM, said:

View PostMentalist, on 15 June 2017 - 02:10 PM, said:

I've got terrible hand-eye coordination, and I'm terrible at throwing stuff.

Plus I don't really have a ton of free time to master the arcane rules of that sport.


So chess is also no option. Posted Image


I love chess, and I used to have a CFC rating, back when I played in undergrad. It's listed as one of my interests. And it seems much simpler than cricket

@Nom: I stay away from ice and winter-based sports in general. I'm considered "too violent" for basketball, so hockey wouldn't be a good fit (plus I'm not ever being malicious.... I'm just hopelessly reckless when I get into the game, with no care for the well-being of myself or others).


Have you considered Rugby. It is the mainly version of both Soccer and Football.
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#15060 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 15 June 2017 - 04:56 PM

View PostVengeance, on 15 June 2017 - 04:28 PM, said:

View PostMentalist, on 15 June 2017 - 04:17 PM, said:

View Post- Coltaine -, on 15 June 2017 - 03:12 PM, said:

View PostMentalist, on 15 June 2017 - 02:10 PM, said:

I've got terrible hand-eye coordination, and I'm terrible at throwing stuff.

Plus I don't really have a ton of free time to master the arcane rules of that sport.


So chess is also no option. Posted Image


I love chess, and I used to have a CFC rating, back when I played in undergrad. It's listed as one of my interests. And it seems much simpler than cricket

@Nom: I stay away from ice and winter-based sports in general. I'm considered "too violent" for basketball, so hockey wouldn't be a good fit (plus I'm not ever being malicious.... I'm just hopelessly reckless when I get into the game, with no care for the well-being of myself or others).


Have you considered Rugby. It is the mainly version of both Soccer and Football.

Once again, there's the hand-eye required.

Plus, I can't imagine myself actually purposefully inflicting pain on someone. In soccer, it's different, and I get very few calls against myself, because the refs can always see that my eyes are 100% focused on the ball, and no matter how I might hit or trip another player, my intent is always to win the ball (it helps that I never use my arms to try to get people off the ball). I can never bring myself to perform a tactical foul, because I know it's blatantly against the rules.

It's not a mindset that would translate well to rugby, where you need controlled aggression. I'm more of a purposefully reckless type player.
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 15 June 2017 - 06:05 PM

View PostVengeance, on 15 June 2017 - 04:28 PM, said:

View PostMentalist, on 15 June 2017 - 04:17 PM, said:

View Post- Coltaine -, on 15 June 2017 - 03:12 PM, said:

View PostMentalist, on 15 June 2017 - 02:10 PM, said:

I've got terrible hand-eye coordination, and I'm terrible at throwing stuff.

Plus I don't really have a ton of free time to master the arcane rules of that sport.


So chess is also no option. Posted Image


I love chess, and I used to have a CFC rating, back when I played in undergrad. It's listed as one of my interests. And it seems much simpler than cricket

@Nom: I stay away from ice and winter-based sports in general. I'm considered "too violent" for basketball, so hockey wouldn't be a good fit (plus I'm not ever being malicious.... I'm just hopelessly reckless when I get into the game, with no care for the well-being of myself or others).


Have you considered Rugby. It is the mainly version of both Soccer and Football.


Ment gets hurt on a regular basis playing soccer.

And you think Rugby is a good idea?

He'd be in full traction within a week.
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#15062 User is offline   Vengeance 

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Posted 15 June 2017 - 06:19 PM

View PostSlow Ben, on 15 June 2017 - 06:05 PM, said:

View PostVengeance, on 15 June 2017 - 04:28 PM, said:

View PostMentalist, on 15 June 2017 - 04:17 PM, said:

View Post- Coltaine -, on 15 June 2017 - 03:12 PM, said:

View PostMentalist, on 15 June 2017 - 02:10 PM, said:

I've got terrible hand-eye coordination, and I'm terrible at throwing stuff.

Plus I don't really have a ton of free time to master the arcane rules of that sport.


So chess is also no option. Posted Image


I love chess, and I used to have a CFC rating, back when I played in undergrad. It's listed as one of my interests. And it seems much simpler than cricket

@Nom: I stay away from ice and winter-based sports in general. I'm considered "too violent" for basketball, so hockey wouldn't be a good fit (plus I'm not ever being malicious.... I'm just hopelessly reckless when I get into the game, with no care for the well-being of myself or others).


Have you considered Rugby. It is the mainly version of both Soccer and Football.


Ment gets hurt on a regular basis playing soccer.

And you think Rugby is a good idea?

He'd be in full traction within a week.


Yes. But he wouldn't complain about being injured in soccer for the entire 6 months. See bonus.
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Posted 16 June 2017 - 01:53 PM

Birthday celebration for my eldest this weekend and most of the presents I got him are legos.
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Posted 16 June 2017 - 05:26 PM

The new Porrltugal. The Man album -Woodstock- came out this morning. It's been 4 years since Evil Friends came out, and this is a very welcome addition to my heavy rotation. I love these guys so damn much.

As an added bonus, the Boo likes them too. I had a very happy 1yo dancing around the living room this morning with me.

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#15065 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 17 June 2017 - 12:50 AM

I remembered my password.
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bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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#15066 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 17 June 2017 - 12:56 AM

View PostAdjutant Stormy~, on 17 June 2017 - 12:50 AM, said:

I remembered my password.


Welcome back!
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 17 June 2017 - 01:25 AM

Just in time for Funky Fridays. You've been gone a long time. We now dress up every Friday in our funkiest duds to post.
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Posted 17 June 2017 - 01:26 AM

View Postworry, on 17 June 2017 - 01:25 AM, said:

funkiest duds


Well considering it's the hottest day of the year by far, I'm posting in my underwear.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Posted 17 June 2017 - 08:46 AM

In non-mice related news (see messing groove thread), I found not one, but TWO sports bras that fit. It's a revelation.

You'd think that with all the emphasis on people needing exercise 'n stuff, someone would actually manufacture stuff that enables someone outside the normal range to do some exercise. But no, you have to order the stuff from halway around the world (well, the UK in this case) to FIND it. 'Cause sorry, but I'm not doing anything that'll see me bludgeoned to death by my own boobs.

Anyway, I'm happy and looking forward to taking up exercise again :(

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#15070 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 17 June 2017 - 11:16 AM

^ I mean, there are certainly worse ways to die than being bludgeoned to death by boobs...
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Posted 17 June 2017 - 11:31 AM

It's kinda humiliating when they're your own, though.
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