If they ever make a Malazan film, Kallor should be played by Samuel L Jackson.

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If they ever make a Malazan film, Kallor should be played by Samuel L Jackson.

#101 Aptorian

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Posted 11 January 2009 - 07:49 PM

Oh that's a good one. I love Alan Shore. Even if he is a bleeding heart.

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Posted 11 January 2009 - 09:43 PM

WILL SMITH AS QUICK BEN.

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#103 Xardean

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Posted 12 January 2009 - 02:11 AM

For some reason i can really see Will Smith doing Quick Ben, i think your onto something.
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Posted 12 January 2009 - 07:38 AM

This may sound weeeeeeeeird and wacky, but I think David Krumholtz would make a good Murillio.

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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 10:10 PM

Sean Bean for Fiddler! James McAvoy for Paran

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 10:21 PM

AMY WINEHOUSE as Sargent Hellian, come on!!!!

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#107 Illuyankas

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 11:23 PM

The Drum, on Jan 14 2009, 10:21 PM, said:

AMY WINEHOUSE as Mogora, come on!!!!

Fixed.

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Posted 15 January 2009 - 07:48 AM

Illuyankas, on Jan 14 2009, 11:23 PM, said:

The Drum, on Jan 14 2009, 10:21 PM, said:

AMY WINEHOUSE as Mogora, come on!!!!

Fixed.

Mmmm, OK, looks wise you're probably right there, but for sheer off her facedrukness, I'd have to go for Hellian, or resurrect Oliver reed from the grave and pump him full of hormones?

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Posted 15 January 2009 - 09:04 AM

This means we need an equally-disgusting man to play Pust...

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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

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Posted 15 January 2009 - 02:01 PM

Ain't_It_Just_, on Jan 15 2009, 09:04 AM, said:

This means we need an equally-disgusting man to play Pust...

While not so mind numbingly ugly, i'd suggest Dustin Hoffman to play Pust, Think of Rainman with a bit of Hollywood Cosmetics and hey-presto.

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#111 T'renn

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Posted 15 January 2009 - 03:43 PM

Samuel L Jackson for Kallor ? right

I'd think more like Kalam

I'd like David Thewlis for Tayschrenn
Gary Oldman as Whiskeyjack
Christopher Lee as Hood (watch him as Death in "The colour of Magic")

Bruce Willis as Captain Kindly !

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#112 Salt-Man Z

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Posted 15 January 2009 - 05:24 PM

I like:

Keanu Reaves as Paran
Will Smith as Quick Ben
The Rock as Kalam
Bill Murray as Kruppe!

"Here is light. You will say that it is not a living entity, but you miss the point that it is more, not less. Without occupying space, it fills the universe. It nourishes everything, yet itself feeds upon destruction. We claim to control it, but does it not perhaps cultivate us as a source of food? May it not be that all wood grows so that it can be set ablaze, and that men and women are born to kindle fires?"
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Posted 15 January 2009 - 05:36 PM

Surviving BB's

Whiskeyjack= Jeremy Irons
QB= Djimon Hounsou
Kalam=Michael Clark Duncan
Blend= Charlize Theron
Fiddler= Ralph Fiennes
Hedge= Steve Buscemi

Edited in: I love the Kate Beckinsdale for Apsalar..the girl from Terminator TV series a very close second.
Edited in: Picker= Hilary Swank

Forgot who else is left on Genebackis. If there are better picks I am sorry but I have yet to read the whole thread.

PS I absolutely love Amy Whinehouse as Hellian! Will try to get all the Reaper Gale survivors soon after I figure out the rest of the BB's
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#114 T'renn

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Posted 15 January 2009 - 09:28 PM

Hugh Laurie as Antsy (yes you'd have to work at hair colour)
Mallet - Jeffrey Tambor

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Posted 16 January 2009 - 08:30 AM

Stormy as John Rhys-Davies-they're both hairy and grumpy.

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To continue the LotR theme, how about Bugg as Christopher Lee?

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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

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Posted 16 January 2009 - 08:53 AM

Ain't_It_Just_, on Jan 16 2009, 09:30 AM, said:

how about Bugg as Christopher Lee?

You have got to be kidding me. Bugg looks like an old, workman with strong masons hands and arms, a paunch and I think he's losing his hair.

He's not a wiery, evil looking, whitehaired creepy guy,

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Posted 16 January 2009 - 11:13 AM

How about the guy from Resident Evil, Oded Kafer, I am quite sure I have writ his name wrong but you will know when you see him. He played the camel jockey back in The Mummy one.

Well, tall, gaunt, suits long hair. And has this nasty streak to his face and eyes.

There`s my choice for Kallor anyways.