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If they ever make a Malazan film, Kallor should be played by Samuel L Jackson.

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Posted 08 October 2008 - 10:41 AM

Not sure about Depp for Tethol or Samuel for Kallor but Jack Black would make a good Kruppe. Pad him out a bit more and a semi serious role he would nail it.
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Posted 08 October 2008 - 10:53 AM

 Flawed, on Oct 8 2008, 11:41 AM, said:

Not sure about Depp for Tethol or Samuel for Kallor but Jack Black would make a good Kruppe. Pad him out a bit more and a semi serious role he would nail it.


A bit off the wall, but how about, for Kruppe...

...Robin Williams?

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Posted 08 October 2008 - 10:55 AM

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A bit off the wall, but how about, for Kruppe...

...Robin Williams?


Actually quite good. It would need someone almost effimianannanant ( sp ) and funny. and rather annoying.

The chap who sits next to me at work would be good.
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Posted 09 October 2008 - 12:57 AM

No you would definitely need Samuel to play someone like Bottle or Truth. Maybe Harlest or Shurq's first mate in RG
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Posted 09 January 2009 - 04:05 AM

When I see Kallor in my mind its the janitor dude from the Harry Potter films, Filch or whatever his name is.

Probably as unfitting as my Tehol: Larry David.
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Posted 09 January 2009 - 08:49 AM

I reckon Denzel Washington would be a great Barathol Mekhar. He's more suited towards being quiet and dangerous than, say,

SAMUEL L. MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON
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Posted 09 January 2009 - 08:55 AM

Uhm, Barathol is supposedly even bigger than Kalam. Denzel Washington is a stick in the wind.
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Posted 09 January 2009 - 08:56 AM

You've giving me a headache.

Fine, use DW as Kalam or another black guy. But not QB. QB is not of this world.

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Posted 11 January 2009 - 07:11 AM

Anthony Hopkins as Kallor, maybe if they beefed him up a bit i think he would look the part.
Thats my suggestion.
And i agree with Depp as Tehol, that would be pretty funny.



But I could only see this ever happening like 50 or 60 years from now.
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Posted 11 January 2009 - 11:11 AM

I never reckoned Tehol as Depp... he is too hairy.

For Bugg, I vote Robin Williams. He is a genius with humour and he and Tehol have had some ROFLBANSHEE moments.
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Posted 11 January 2009 - 02:33 PM

Paul and Pauline Calf as Lord and Lady Luck/oponn

Bruce Willis as Fiddler? Simon Pegg is too young and way too weak so maybe Bottle instead?
Lawrence Fishburn as Rake?

Keanu Reeves as Ganeos Paran

Cate Blanchet as Tavoure Paran

Some young nubile chick as Feliesin Paran

Oh and James Corden as Kruppe, (the fat guy from Gavin and Stacy)

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Posted 11 January 2009 - 02:48 PM

 The Drum, on Jan 11 2009, 03:33 PM, said:

Keanu Reeves as Ganeos Paran


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Keanu Reeves can play Hairlock. You know, because of his wooden acting... ha ha ha ha ha .... :(
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Posted 11 January 2009 - 03:02 PM

 Aptorian, on Jan 11 2009, 02:48 PM, said:

 The Drum, on Jan 11 2009, 03:33 PM, said:

Keanu Reeves as Ganeos Paran


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Keanu Reeves can play Hairlock. You know, because of his wooden acting... ha ha ha ha ha .... :(



Mmmmm OK point taken, how about Daniel Craig as Paran?
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Posted 11 January 2009 - 03:54 PM

 The Drum, on Jan 11 2009, 04:02 PM, said:

 Aptorian, on Jan 11 2009, 02:48 PM, said:

 The Drum, on Jan 11 2009, 03:33 PM, said:

Keanu Reeves as Ganeos Paran


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Keanu Reeves can play Hairlock. You know, because of his wooden acting... ha ha ha ha ha .... :(



Mmmmm OK point taken, how about Daniel Craig as Paran?

Naah, Daniel Craig is too muscled for Paran. Paran should be played by some young, not-over muscled pretty boy. Johny Depp perhaps?
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Posted 11 January 2009 - 04:00 PM

 Mcflury, on Jan 11 2009, 03:54 PM, said:

 The Drum, on Jan 11 2009, 04:02 PM, said:

 Aptorian, on Jan 11 2009, 02:48 PM, said:

 The Drum, on Jan 11 2009, 03:33 PM, said:

Keanu Reeves as Ganeos Paran


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Keanu Reeves can play Hairlock. You know, because of his wooden acting... ha ha ha ha ha .... :(



Mmmmm OK point taken, how about Daniel Craig as Paran?

Naah, Daniel Craig is too muscled for Paran. Paran should be played by some young, not-over muscled pretty boy. Johny Depp perhaps?


JD is in his mid/late forties aint he? either way hes hardly young
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Posted 11 January 2009 - 04:04 PM

Hmm, good point.
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Posted 11 January 2009 - 04:12 PM

Hollywood would probably cast someone like Haden Christianson (sp?) as Paran for the chicks to look at and go ohhhhh!
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Posted 11 January 2009 - 04:39 PM

To be honest he fits perfectly with Paran being such bitch in GotM and MoI :(
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Posted 11 January 2009 - 07:27 PM

Yeah Paran wasn't one of my favorite characters until BH or nearing the end of MoI. Before that he was just annoying.
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Posted 11 January 2009 - 07:47 PM

Oh and if anyone watches Boston Legal, Kruppe really reminds me of Alan Shore at times.
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