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If they ever make a Malazan film, Kallor should be played by Samuel L Jackson.

#61 User is offline   Hokonoso 

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Posted 28 September 2008 - 08:00 PM

though this would never work i 100% agree with the OP :D

can already see the greatest part of the movie being "muthafuckin dragons!"
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Posted 29 September 2008 - 12:35 AM

Jeremy Irons IS Kallor! he's got the accent, the hair, the gaunt face, the acting ability etc. what more could you need?
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Posted 29 September 2008 - 01:22 AM

View PostHokonoso, on Sep 28 2008, 09:00 PM, said:

can already see the greatest part of the movie being "muthafuckin dragons!"



I have had it with these muthafucking dragons on this mothafuckin plain!

I'm sorry, I'm sorry...

*flees*
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Posted 29 September 2008 - 11:32 AM

I'd just like to say, I think Summer Glau would make a great Apsalar. (Cameron the Friendly Terminator from the Sarah Connor Chronicles.)
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Posted 29 September 2008 - 12:15 PM

johnny depp as Tehol Beddict

and i'd totally wana see Nicky Frost (simon peggs fat mate) as someone massively integral to the malazan universe
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Posted 29 September 2008 - 01:58 PM

I second Summer Glau... Wicked good in Serenity, and she's graceful and agile and erm flexible enough for it :D
Edward Norton for Bottle, anyone?
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Posted 29 September 2008 - 02:13 PM

View Postmocker, on Sep 29 2008, 01:15 PM, said:

and i'd totally wana see Nicky Frost (simon peggs fat mate) as someone massively integral to the malazan universe


With Richard Wilson as Bugg?
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Posted 29 September 2008 - 03:22 PM

Here is your Kallor

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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
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Posted 29 September 2008 - 06:03 PM

haha love the murray!
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Posted 29 September 2008 - 06:10 PM

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tis the man
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Posted 29 September 2008 - 07:29 PM

View PostLisheo, on Sep 29 2008, 08:58 AM, said:

I second Summer Glau... Wicked good in Serenity, and she's graceful and agile and erm flexible enough for it :thumbsup:
Edward Norton for Bottle, anyone?


Yeah, I could see her killing 300 people without blinking.

Ed Norton needs a more major role, like...Traveller or maybe Cotillion
How bout Lawrence Fishburne as ST?
How bout Bill Nighy as Tayshcrenn?
John and Joan Cusack as Oponn?

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Posted 30 September 2008 - 12:37 AM

For some reason I always see Quick Ben as a bit like Mos Def, and Kalam as like the Rock.

I can't see Ed Norton as either of those. They're both supposed to be major action types and he's just not. He'd be a sapper or something - I'd say Fid but he's not ginger.

Bill Nighy is an awesome shout for Tays.

Summer Glau is such a ridiculous shoe-in for Sorrypsalar that if these were actual auditions we might as well close them.
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Posted 30 September 2008 - 02:33 AM

after seeing john malkovich in burn after reading, i think he would be a brilliant temper, just brilliant.
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Posted 30 September 2008 - 06:23 AM

Nick Nolte (see police photo) as Kallor.

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Posted 30 September 2008 - 06:35 PM

I am in the walken for kallor camp have u seen the guy dance!!!
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Posted 30 September 2008 - 09:35 PM

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fiddler baby!!

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Posted 06 October 2008 - 08:33 PM

HAH!!! I can sooo see him pissing himself while trying to fire off his cusser-loaded xbow at something. NIce call Mocker.
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Posted 08 October 2008 - 03:23 AM

View PostBent Halo, on Aug 27 2008, 11:44 PM, said:

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this is better


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Posted 08 October 2008 - 07:23 AM

Nolte or DD Lewis as Kallor, though that Skaasgard dude could probably pull it off too
Jessica Biel as Sorry/Apsalar
Cheadle/SLJ as Quick
Fishburne as Kal
Pegg as Fid was awesome suggestion! And the other fat dude would rock as Hedge!
Bill Murray could have a crack as Pust
I think Jeremy Irons would be great as Dancer
Chris Rock as Shadowthrone!! LOL - "Absolutely no Sex in the Shadow Realm!" Maybe Martin Lawrence?

wooo, that's enough for now, before we go off the deep end...
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Posted 08 October 2008 - 09:01 AM

I secon d Depp as Tehol thing. I reckon that'd be cool. Whose that big 8ft tall WWE Arab guy? He might do for Karsa, or maybe they'd just use CGI and cast Elija Wood.

You know that guy who played Anakin Skywalker? They should get him to play the soldier 309th from the left at the siege of pale who gets blasted at the start of the scene.
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